Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 199552 times)

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #400 on:** January 20, 2018, 07:27:59 pm »

Any Paddy Power adverts or betting ones generally.

Gaz123456 · « **Reply #401 on:** January 20, 2018, 07:44:08 pm »

Quote from: Brain Potter on January 20, 2018, 06:59:39 pm

Bring back the shake n vac lady

....... .and bring the freshness back

Statto Red · « **Reply #402 on:** January 20, 2018, 08:13:51 pm »

Quote from: jillc on January 20, 2018, 07:27:59 pm

Any Paddy Power adverts or betting ones generally.

Agreed, have to reach my remote when Paddy Power ads come on[even though i have the mute button on], also Ladbrokes Chris Kamara ones are quite irritating too.

Dench57 · « **Reply #403 on:** January 21, 2018, 09:52:27 pm »

"i'd like a bar of chocolate please"

give me real money or fuck off

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #404 on:** January 21, 2018, 10:32:49 pm »

This current pile of steaming shite.

Safe style windows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvh2uzSdNMc

NGreat · « **Reply #405 on:** January 21, 2018, 11:01:29 pm »

What the fuck is that Phil Schofield we buy any car one all about?

JerseyKloppite · « **Reply #406 on:** January 22, 2018, 02:28:19 am »

Been said before but the TUI ones. Awful, and the singer's voice is terrible. Every aspect so grating.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #407 on:** January 22, 2018, 06:50:23 am »

The VW one with the goat kid - is that tedious or what?

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #408 on:** January 22, 2018, 12:25:44 pm »

Quote from: JerseyKloppite on January 22, 2018, 02:28:19 am

Been said before but the TUI ones. Awful, and the singer's voice is terrible. Every aspect so grating.

The girl's dental profile is starting to give me nightmares.

At first I noticed she had a gap in her front teeth, in the latest ad I've seen she has vampiric canines.

I do like the dancing crabs though.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #409 on:** January 22, 2018, 05:41:10 pm »

Arrgggh..that wide mouthed frog looking woman off the Colgate advert on the train

Particularly the bit where she mimics the kids hand puppet is rage inducing.

Also the Black Sabbath boys selling out and letting Paranoid be used to try and shift fucking Nissan Qashqai's. You've got enough money FFS lads.

Frank Becton · « **Reply #410 on:** January 22, 2018, 07:11:35 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on January 22, 2018, 06:50:23 am

The VW one with the goat kid - is that tedious or what?

I know that's terrible.

zero zero · « **Reply #411 on:** January 22, 2018, 11:13:17 pm »

The EasyJet ad that uses a tune from The Cult

and

The Suzuki Vitara ad that uses Far Out by Sonz of a Loop da Loop Era

Hipster, millennial pricks wreck your own fucking tunes.

theredguy03 · « **Reply #412 on:** January 22, 2018, 11:25:01 pm »

TUI with the god awful rendition of 'ain't nobody' and Jet 2 Holidays.

Paddy Power with the god awful rendition of 'Gold' and Ladbrokes with the 'great clicking from the lad' nonsense, I hate betting adverts in particular because of what they promote, but these two are ones I dislike in particular. Just realised I'm echoing Jillc's thoughts

Buck Pete · « **Reply #413 on:** January 23, 2018, 12:10:37 am »

I'd never tire of punching that bloke off the plus-net ad's

The Santander Ads grind my gears too. Can' put my finger on it but there's something really sterile about them. The likes of 'Dame' Jessica Ennis milking it a bit more before no doubt appearing on Strictly.

ArthurDooley82 · « **Reply #414 on:** January 23, 2018, 01:06:57 am »

This one particularly makes me want to smash my tv so I don’t ever have to watch it again

https://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio

Dench57 · « **Reply #415 on:** January 23, 2018, 10:33:49 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on January 23, 2018, 12:10:37 am

I'd never tire of punching that bloke off the plus-net ad's

The Santander Ads grind my gears too. Can' put my finger on it but there's something really sterile about them. The likes of 'Dame' Jessica Ennis milking it a bit more before no doubt appearing on Strictly.

ey up chuck, its just good honest broadband, none of that foreign muck

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #416 on:** January 23, 2018, 11:32:16 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on January 23, 2018, 12:10:37 am

I'd never tire of punching that bloke off the plus-net ad's

The Santander Ads grind my gears too. Can' put my finger on it but there's something really sterile about them. The likes of 'Dame' Jessica Ennis milking it a bit more before no doubt appearing on Strictly.

Ziltoid has to earn a living you know.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #417 on:** January 23, 2018, 11:48:30 am »

Just googled that Colgate Ad - the one with the girl on the train and came across this comment.

"Colgate ad with the girl on a train who has a mouth like a basking shark",

Frank Becton · « **Reply #418 on:** January 23, 2018, 03:20:36 pm »

Quote from: ArthurDooley82 on January 23, 2018, 01:06:57 am

This one particularly makes me want to smash my tv so I don’t ever have to watch it again

https://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio

Yeah that one is haunting me too, along with the Kamara Ladbrokes one's and that chuffin postcode lottery one.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #419 on:** January 23, 2018, 07:20:11 pm »

Quote from: Frank Becton on January 23, 2018, 03:20:36 pm

Yeah that one is haunting me too, along with the Kamara Ladbrokes one's and that chuffin postcode lottery one.

The postcode lottery!

What is that about?

Looks like a load of central casting ugly northern folk getting some sort of handout from cheery cocnkneys.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #420 on:** January 23, 2018, 08:47:43 pm »

Been on a digital spy forum of hated adverts thats 300+ pages long

Trust me when I say our Gap toothed dancing TUI friend really isn't liked

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #421 on:** January 24, 2018, 03:42:21 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on January 23, 2018, 08:47:43 pm

Been on a digital spy forum of hated adverts thats 300+ pages long

Trust me when I say our Gap toothed dancing TUI friend really isn't liked

Also, what's her boyfriend up to when she goes swanning off with all the holiday reps / cabin crew etc?

If I was him I'd be livid (and obviously blind to her gappy teeth, bad dancing and poor singing voice).

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #422 on:** January 24, 2018, 05:03:22 pm »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on January 24, 2018, 03:42:21 pm

Also, what's her boyfriend up to when she goes swanning off with all the holiday reps / cabin crew etc?

If I was him I'd be livid (and obviously blind to her gappy teeth, bad dancing and poor singing voice).

Maybe he met her through Craigslist and knows what she's like?

AndyMuller · « **Reply #423 on:** January 24, 2018, 05:12:33 pm »

Fucking hate that Postcode Lottery advert.

[You may have an iPhone but you are still using the free version of Tapatalk and spamming us with that knowledge]

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #424 on:** January 24, 2018, 05:52:47 pm »

Quote from: AndyMuller on January 24, 2018, 05:12:33 pm

Fucking hate that Postcode Lottery advert.

[You may have an iPhone but you are still using the free version of Tapatalk and spamming us with that knowledge]

It's looking like a tie between Ms Gap Teeth and the Post Code lottery then.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #425 on:** January 24, 2018, 11:27:24 pm »

Anyone here bought their life insurance through Beagle Street after seeing the advert?

Nope..didn't think so.

Maggie May · « **Reply #426 on:** January 27, 2018, 12:22:50 pm »

Those two silly tarts allegedly sisters singing to a stupid song.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #427 on:** January 27, 2018, 01:38:50 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on January 27, 2018, 12:22:50 pm

Those two silly tarts allegedly sisters singing to a stupid song.

Can you be a bit more specific?

I need a bt of a hint to decide which ads to hate.

bogrollsbike · « **Reply #428 on:** January 27, 2018, 02:34:04 pm »

Those Wrigley's Extra time to shine adverts.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #429 on:** January 29, 2018, 02:47:35 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on January 27, 2018, 01:38:50 pm

Can you be a bit more specific?

I need a bt of a hint to decide which ads to hate.

Very annoying, no doubt Youtube darlings. They're for Nationwide, I think.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #430 on:** January 29, 2018, 06:09:41 pm »

It goes against the grain of this thread, but I saw the new specsavers ad today and had to laugh

Broad Spectrum · « **Reply #431 on:** January 30, 2018, 11:35:11 am »

How has this absolute steaming pile of shit not been mentioned?!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZtEXMBbaZg

Nescafé, For the moments that matter. It’s fucking dreadful, up there with one of the worst I’ve ever seen what’s with all this emotional advertising at the moment. Cadbury one is awful as well.

Licky · « **Reply #432 on:** January 30, 2018, 09:13:51 pm »

I sent a complaint to the ASA about ring.com doorbell add using a scouser as the burglar, they opened a case on it and said were talking to ring.com about it, just noticed it’s been changed now 😄

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #433 on:** January 30, 2018, 10:10:52 pm »

Quote from: Licky on January 30, 2018, 09:13:51 pm

I sent a complaint to the ASA about ring.com doorbell add using a scouser as the burglar, they opened a case on it and said were talking to ring.com about it, just noticed it’s been changed now 😄

Well in there lad

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #434 on:** January 30, 2018, 11:07:31 pm »

Quote from: Licky on January 30, 2018, 09:13:51 pm

I sent a complaint to the ASA about ring.com doorbell add using a scouser as the burglar, they opened a case on it and said were talking to ring.com about it, just noticed it’s been changed now 😄

So has the burglar got a Glaswegian accent now then?

Frank Becton · « **Reply #435 on:** January 31, 2018, 06:38:09 am »

Quote from: NGreat on January 21, 2018, 11:01:29 pm

What the fuck is that Phil Schofield we buy any car one all about?

The latest one has him climbing up a tree to save a cat!

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #436 on:** January 31, 2018, 01:46:42 pm »

The latest Peugeot SUV advert with a whale jumping over the car.

Or the latest Ford SUV advert with Pump It Up by Elvis Costello, sell out.

Basically, any SUV advert, they're all ridiculous. Buy this vehicle and your life WILL be better. When you're stuck in traffic on the way to work.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #437 on:** January 31, 2018, 03:46:16 pm »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on January 31, 2018, 01:46:42 pm

Or the latest Ford SUV advert with Pump It Up by Elvis Costello, sell out.

Yep, they are all at it

Sabbath selling out to Nissan fucking Qashqai

What next? Plant & Page tracks being used to sell Skoda's?

kesey · « **Reply #438 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:00:55 pm »

Hate maybe too much of a strong word but every single one of them. I don't have a telly as I don't like them . Everytime I go to my local or a pub in general everyone is glued to the adverts which are well weird by the way. It's your mind they're after.

Zappa got it spot on.

kesey · « **Reply #439 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:04:14 pm »

Take it away Frank...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nwR9pZ74j8Q