Not quite sure why you're all taking the piss, each interception has been a good bit of play by Parker.
And in other countries that sort of thing goes completely unnoticed. It's basically just something that players do in those situations.
Over here though, it's the sign of a lionheart. A warrior. A bastion of courage. Akin to Winston Churchill's erection. It's the greatest thing in the world. Ever. It's like he could take on the world on his own. He's Superman, Spiderman, and Bananaman all rolled in to one. He's a colossus. A giant of the great English game that we invented. He typifies our spirit. When he makes those blocks it's not just for him, it's for all of us. We're all making those blocks with him.
Blocks.
Add in a few more letters and it spells 'The bollocks'. Scott Parker. Man of the match. The bollocks. English. Proud, courageous, and bravest of the brave. World class. Captain.