All this scat talk has reminded me of my compromising situation...here goes.
Downloaded Batman Begins off Limewire absolutely years ago, waited yonks for it to complete. Sat down with a brew ready to watch it in all it's glory, and bam... It was a fuckin horrendous scat porn film with these birds spewing into mouths and getting shat on in baths etc, all that caper! At first I was gutted that I didn't have Batman Begins after waiting ages for it to download, then I thought all's not lost...i'll keep it and show me mates when they pop round at the weekend, just for (no pun intended) shits and giggles. Aaaaaanyway... next day at work got a call off my missus. She'd gone on the PC to do whatever, saw Batman Begins and pressed play... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?!?!!
Was a hard one to explain...
Suppose i'm glad I didn't come home to find her shitting all over the shop and wanting goosed!!