Topic: Fernando Torres

[buzzing]

Maybe exchange suarez for him?

fishing fail

[El Denzel Pepito]

Torres coming back? It's completely wishful thinking on most people's part. I wouldn't have him back at all. Imagine being a Liverpool player right now who saw him leave for Chelsea on deadline day having put in a transfer request and then have him back. It would do no good whatsoever to anyone and Dalglish and Commoli would never have him back. Let's say he never played for us before, would you take him back if you were either of them, knowing his form in the past year and a half? No way. It just wouldn't happen and it's a stupid thought IMO.

That being said, a fully fit and in form Suarez and Torres would have been fucking brilliant. Torres failed to see that and is now probably regretting his decision.

I'm past the stage of hating him and I'm a 100% over him leaving for Chelsea. As good as a player he was, he's woeful nowadays (hopefully this doesn't bite me in the ass tonight vs Bayer).

[tommy LFC]

he definitely will. it's only a matter of time

Watch him score a brace tonight against Leverkusun and then the winner against United. He needs a couple of goals and then he'll be back, although I don't think he'll reach the levels he did in his first and second seasons here. I'm over Torres now, like Kenny said, the most important players are the ones who want to be here.

[WorldChampions]

Don't know why having him back is even mentioned every time there is a Torres thread. He fucked us over big time, would any take Owen back? No.

Granted Owen went to the mancs but both of the little pricks fucked us over to suit themselves/agents. Suarez is more capable then Torres anyway, and has a winners attitude, something that cannot be said for Torres.

He needs a couple of goals and then he'll be back, although I don't think he'll reach the levels he did in his first and second seasons here.

I don't think that will happen. He doesn't even look like scoring, so even a couple of goals are a pipe dream for him right now, never mind getting 20+ this season.

[Torpedo Tommy]

Life's about forgiveness and second chances isn't it ?
Do the same rules apply to football ?
Now theres a question
Its a bit like your bird clearing off with someone else, and you meet her on a night out while with your new bird, and she whispers in your ear she wants you back and re-kindle the good times.
What do you do ?
Answer: Tell her to f**k off she's past her sell by date anyway

 

Now then, there IS a question "....and she whispers in your ear she wants you back and re-kindle the good times".  You are right...you say f!*k off".

But if the proposal is "....and she whispers in your ear she wants you back and to re-kindle the good times".  You are very wrong...you say where and when.  Well I would.  You see, it depends on how much you really love your latest.......sorry! sorry! sorry!  I thought this was the "help in relationships" thread
 

[Torpedo Tommy]

Maybe exchange suarez for him?

 

[Torpedo Tommy]

Don't know why having him back is even mentioned every time there is a Torres thread. He fucked us over big time, would any take Owen back? No.

Granted Owen went to the mancs but both of the little pricks fucked us over to suit themselves/agents. Suarez is more capable then Torres anyway, and has a winners attitude, something that cannot be said for Torres.


I don't think that will happen. He doesn't even look like scoring, so even a couple of goals are a pipe dream for him right now, never mind getting 20+ this season.

would any take Owen back? No. 

I don't like Torres as a person but he's now lightyears ahead of Owen

[WorldChampions]

would any take Owen back? No. 

I don't like Torres as a person but he's now lightyears ahead of Owen

Could have fooled me. Absolute shite once again in the first half.

[J-Mc-]

I'll be the O and I'll make you smile like that

[WorldChampions]

I'll be the O and I'll make you smile like that

Smooth 

[caspertheghost]

hahahaha look at him, the crap body language, the stroppy git

[Moldyman]

How's he playing then?

[WorldChampions]

How's he playing then?

Looks like he is going to get dragged off for Anelka any minute.


Edit: He gets the sympathy vote and stays on.

[caspertheghost]

ffs sturridge was far far better 

[-HH-]

I'm starting a new website. It's called:

isfernandotorresoutscoringdavidluiz.com

[steveeastend]

It´s funny, when watching Torres in this Chelsea shirt you really get the impression he lost completely his way of play.

With us, he was Torres, even when he was not so good.

Now he is just some striker struggling through a low.

[rowan_d]

It´s funny, when watching Torres in this Chelsea shirt you really get the impression he lost completely his way of play.

With us, he was Torres, even when he was not so good.

Now he is just some striker struggling through a low.

Even when he was shite for us, he was one of the most threatening players on the pitch. Now, though...

[steveeastend]

Even when he was shite for us, he was one of the most threatening players on the pitch. Now, though...

Yeah, this is exactly what I was saying.

He doesn´t fit into the way they are playing at all and he looks like trying to fit in by giving up everything he is about as a footballer.

He isn´t Torres anymore...

[Azi]

dont know why whenever i see Torres running i automatically think of Poulsen now

[steveeastend]

Actually it´s a sad story...maybe he should come back...

[caspertheghost]

dont know why whenever i see Torres running i automatically think of Poulsen now

you're not the only one thinking that - there was a triangle of passes knocked around him by the full backs and the arms went out at his team mates.

[ThepepeReina]

I actually feel sorry for him. Its that bad.

[Sinead7]

Even when he was shite for us, he was one of the most threatening players on the pitch. Now, though...

Thats because defenders used to be scared of him, he doesn't carry that threat any-more and they don't feel the need to double mark him.

[rowan_d]

What's his goals per minute at Chelsea out of interest

[XabiArt]

Got 2 assists didnt he?

[Dubit10]

What's his goals per minute at Chelsea out of interest

Don't know but has he even scored a goal for them yet. Shadow of his former self.

[gazzathered]

I actually feel sorry for him. Its that bad.

I don't, hope he doesn't score again until he Fu*is off back to Spain. Don't dislike him just can't stand that he plays for them.

[rowan_d]

Don't know but has he even scored a goal for them yet. Shadow of his former self.

Scored against West Ham in April I think

[Big Sami Hyypiä]

Don't know but has he even scored a goal for them yet. Shadow of his former self.

Scored 1 goal at the end of last season - jammy goal against West Ham (?) involving a puddle of water.

[Sinead7]

In fairness he would never have gotten that goal had the West Ham defender not slipped.

[jaffod]

Got 2 assists didnt he?

Don't get much these days for 50 million quid.

[1021]

People like Kenny and Fowler, deserved their second comings Fernando Torres doesn't.
That ship has sailed so far, it has docked in Barbados.
I don't want him to score for Chelsea, but I couldn't give a damn if he did, let us all move on.

[Passmaster Molby]

What's his goals per minute at Chelsea out of interest

It's measured in goals per hour now - think its about 0.1 goals per hour.

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Got 2 assists didnt he?

They were hardly Messi-like assists. The first one he passed the ball to Luiz who took a pop at goal and scored. The second one he was on the edge of the box there were two unmarked Chelsea players in the box he could have picked out and he did. He did well for the second one.

He was poor tonight. Looked like he was trying too hard at times, other times looked like he didn't give a shit. Looks like a different player. Be surprised if he started at the weekend.

[Dubit10]

Thought Torres looked shite tonight yet again. Lacking confidence in every aspect of his game.

[Terry de Niro]

13 pages on a rent boy rat?
People will be posting pictures of his latest hair do or his new boots next..   

[rowan_d]

13 pages on a rent boy rat?
People will be posting pictures of his latest hair do or his new boots next..   

About 4 of those pages are made up of comments like that...and this.

[gerrard88]

Me for one couldn't give a shit how he is playing. Not scoring or anything about him for that matter. Over him. He's gone. He plays for the rent boys. we have luis. Caroll and kenny is making us smile again!

That's all I care about

[Terry de Niro]

About 4 of those pages are made up of comments like that...and this.

A lot of posts are hugely embarrassing as well..

[AndrewLFC_1971]

Fer-nando To-rres Chelsea's waste of time !!!