I ain't blaming Poulsen for being on the pitch. It's much worse than that <hesitates to type>, i am blaming Kenny. Seriously there is no need for it, surely he is not in our plans for next season ? It's not as if we are short of CM's.
We’ll still finish in top four - and they won’t. You can quote me on this in May.
I think [naming your daughter] Fuckoffyoubitterblueshitebastards Becker has a nice ring to it.
When your Mum used to pick you up from school and you'd run out and be like 'Mummy I got 9/10 in the spelling test today', would she go 'phenomenal, son'.Cos if she did she's a stupid fuck.
Trust me
Don't fuck with Sheryl Crow. Or Russel Crow. Or the guy from the crow. Or crows.Best staying away from Leslie Crowther, too.... just in case.
I got the Lucas thing wrong. Will be right on Henderson though. Play him RM, play him CM - Not good enough and never will be.
Fucking hell. The Cole cross with the Poulsen scuffed finish
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.
Gillespie making the same point then. Said sometimes the players wouldn't see a ball for two weeks under Rafa
They're Stoke. They throw sticks at aeroplanes there
Told you all that he would score
Hahaha! Get in, Poulsen!
i know a lad that shagged twins, i asked him how he could tell the difference , he told me the lad had a mussy.