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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #40 on: May 5, 2011, 04:37:56 pm »
It's a piss take getting through passport control. Although I do know a cunning short cut. 8)
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Its a good airport to be fair, i've never had any problems and fly out of their a fair bit

that said Manchester airport is just as good if not better - so its not outstanding.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #41 on: May 5, 2011, 05:58:16 pm »

in what way was it a "joke" mate f you dont mind me asking?


Large crowds and small areas to herd them.

Was a while ago and have not flow from JLA since and never will.

Manchester has caused me no problems in the years I have been using it so it's the only airport we use now.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #42 on: May 6, 2011, 09:37:19 am »

Large crowds and small areas to herd them.

Was a while ago and have not flow from JLA since and never will.

Manchester has caused me no problems in the years I have been using it so it's the only airport we use now.


fair enough.I must be one of the lucky ones.Never once had a problem at JLA.Been done up recently and it has improved too.Manchester on the other hand ive had nowt but hastle
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #43 on: May 6, 2011, 11:08:27 am »
New security scanning hall at JLA is much better than the previous arrangement. Got through dead quick, and now they have the big Wetherspoon/Burger King/Frankie & Bennie's etc after security rather than before the departures it's a much better experience.

Still take exception to walking under those useless cover's in the pissing down rain to actually get on the aircraft (Ryanair - I know, get what you pay for), but I suppose that won't change because most of the aircraft stands are at either side of the terminal building rather than directly in front of the terminal like at Manchester.
 
What I would say is avoid the theiving git hackney drivers outside - last time I got charged £12 from the airport to just behind Springwood Cemetry - got Delta this time after calling them in the baggae claim area and it was £6 (and there straight away when I got outside!)
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #44 on: May 6, 2011, 11:48:04 am »
New security scanning hall at JLA is much better than the previous arrangement. Got through dead quick, and now they have the big Wetherspoon/Burger King/Frankie & Bennie's etc after security rather than before the departures it's a much better experience.

Still take exception to walking under those useless cover's in the pissing down rain to actually get on the aircraft (Ryanair - I know, get what you pay for), but I suppose that won't change because most of the aircraft stands are at either side of the terminal building rather than directly in front of the terminal like at Manchester.
 
What I would say is avoid the theiving git hackney drivers outside - last time I got charged £12 from the airport to just behind Springwood Cemetry - got Delta this time after calling them in the baggae claim area and it was £6 (and there straight away when I got outside!)

Nearly had a fight with one of those robbing bastards. Got out of the Airport and had gone about 1 1/2 miles down the road and it was at £11

I argued with him and first he threatend to get his taxi mates down - which I told him to do as they would be there too late for him. Then he threatened to get the police - I pointed out that the Police would be interested in his obviously tampered-with meter. So he dumped me miles from home and I had to walk back - with him issuing dire threats he would 'get me'

I asked him to step out of his cab and repeat it and he hurridly drove off. The knobhead.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #45 on: May 6, 2011, 01:02:46 pm »
Nearly had a fight with one of those robbing bastards.

Imagine how much these twats sting the tourists for .
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« Reply #46 on: May 6, 2011, 01:05:28 pm »
Imagine how much these twats sting the tourists for .

im not surprised with stories like that. FOr euro 96 they were charging 150 quid to get to manchester from liverpool. For Creamfields nr warrington they werent budging to go to liverpool city centre for less than 100. they are robbing bastards.i never ever get a hackney cab any more.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #47 on: May 6, 2011, 01:09:04 pm »
im not surprised with stories like that. FOr euro 96 they were charging 150 quid to get to manchester from liverpool. For Creamfields nr warrington they werent budging to go to liverpool city centre for less than 100. they are robbing bastards.i never ever get a hackney cab any more.

Same here . The only time I'll get a black cab is if I'm stuck in town .

Also , the hackney drivers who cover the airport have got to be the most miserable bunch of fuckers you'll come across.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #48 on: May 6, 2011, 08:14:21 pm »
anyone know if Village cabs cover the airport?...
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #49 on: May 9, 2011, 11:42:44 am »
totally irrelevant to this htread but i do like going down to the end of the runway on that road toward hale village.Watching the planes shoot over your head at 100 feet or so is amazing.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2011, 10:49:36 am »
anyone know if Village cabs cover the airport?...

Yeah they do
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2011, 09:10:51 pm »
South Liverpool Taxis also will turn up - I use them
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« Reply #52 on: June 6, 2011, 07:44:56 pm »
I flew to Lanzarote from Liverpool on Sat 14th May, checked in at midday- no queue. Through security and in the bar within ten minutes. Couldn't believe how quiet the place was and how quick we got through. Coming home though there were 3 flights (possibly 4, but definitely at least 3) all landed at pretty much the same time, so there was the queue snarl up getting back through passport control, though it moved steadily- felt a bit sorry for those at the back of the queue because it backed up almost out of the door but no one was stood out there long. Upside was the bags were already on the carousel when we got through. I think once all the building work is finished it shouldn't happen like that- and I still base my holiday searches on finding a Liverpool departure :)
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« Reply #53 on: June 6, 2011, 09:26:53 pm »
Yeah you did mention the fact you hit the first bar very very quickly ;)
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« Reply #54 on: June 6, 2011, 09:36:02 pm »
Yeah you did mention the fact you hit the first bar very very quickly ;)

I was on my holidays!!! ;)
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #55 on: June 6, 2011, 09:56:29 pm »
I asked him to step out of his cab and repeat it and he hurridly drove off. The knobhead.



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« Reply #56 on: June 7, 2011, 03:21:42 am »
SHITE - if you've ever had to pick someone up or drop them off at the airport you will know why. You have about 5 minutes (used to be 10) which isn't enough and the drop off point is terrible.

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« Reply #57 on: June 7, 2011, 09:33:40 am »
SHITE - if you've ever had to pick someone up or drop them off at the airport you will know why. You have about 5 minutes (used to be 10) which isn't enough and the drop off point is terrible.



as it is in any airport in this country.Its there to make money.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #58 on: June 7, 2011, 04:36:07 pm »
Flew from here a few weeks ago. It was sound, very smooth, both arriving and departing. I doubt I will go to Manchester anymore if I know I can fly from Liverpool.

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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #59 on: June 8, 2011, 02:02:02 pm »
.....The worst I've been is Frankfurt, they make you go out through security and back in again to change flights.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #60 on: June 10, 2011, 06:08:23 pm »
Yeah they do

turned out I didnt need them...stepped outside the airport and the 80 was just pulling up...was home in 5 mins.....only downside was the scruffy twat bird of a driver - eating her lunch as she was driving and throwing the scraps/wrappers etc out the drivers fuckin window....talk about welcome to Liverpool!
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2011, 06:09:44 pm »
as it is in any airport in this country.Its there to make money.

Not just England, Ireland's the same, Dublin is horrific for it.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2011, 04:32:24 am »
Hi everyone!

So my trip to your lovely city gets closer and closer and I would like to know how to exchange Euros to pounds once I get there and not being ripped off...

Any advice??

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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #63 on: July 19, 2011, 06:49:15 pm »
Hi everyone!

So my trip to your lovely city gets closer and closer and I would like to know how to exchange Euros to pounds once I get there and not being ripped off...

Any advice??

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« Reply #64 on: July 20, 2011, 11:30:18 am »
Hi everyone!

So my trip to your lovely city gets closer and closer and I would like to know how to exchange Euros to pounds once I get there and not being ripped off...

Any advice??

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Probably best at a Post Office or Marks & Spencers shop on Church Street in middle of city centre
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #65 on: July 20, 2011, 11:44:10 am »
Use the airport quite often and I am always delayed, usually waitin' to get on the plane.

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« Reply #66 on: July 20, 2011, 12:28:00 pm »
Don't do it at the airport Travelex will rip you off

Unless you book in advance on the internet, then they guarantee to have the best rate of anywhere...(including beating the post office/m&s)

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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #67 on: July 20, 2011, 08:04:26 pm »
travelled through there for business yesterday.no problems at all,and it was busy, very busy.Checked in and through to my gate in fifteen minutes at a busy time of the day.
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« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2011, 11:17:27 am »
Sometimes JLA is a pain, but usually only due to insufficient resources at passport control when you return, although the last flight I had (last week from Amsterdam), 3 aircraft arrived at the same time and it did take around 25 minutes to get through.  Upside (as someone else has mentioned) is that my hold luggage was ready for me, quick walk to car park on off on my way home.  Things have definitely improved.

Manchester?  I've flown through there dozens of times and on the odd occasion, things have obviously gone horribly wrong (like at T1 when the snakey system they have before security was packed and the queue continued into the main terminal and snaked it's entire length, twice!  Other time I've been the only person in site, in the whole of the security check system (It thought the airport had closed and nobody had told me!).  My record is 7 minutes flat from arriving at the terminal door to ordering a beer in the departure lounge at Manchester T1.  T3 is usually shit though (although, again, improving, flew out of there Monday heading for Glasgow with no hassle at all).

Worse every delay at security for me,Philadelphia, 2 hours to get through (missing my transfer flight) but this was only a few months after 9.11 so understandable.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2011, 10:41:03 pm »
I think i once did gatwick train station to pint in 12 minutes and that was to north terminal with the train between terminals as well.
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Re: Liverpool Airport - Opinions
« Reply #70 on: July 22, 2011, 09:28:46 am »
Unless you book in advance on the internet, then they guarantee to have the best rate of anywhere...(including beating the post office/m&s)

http://www.travelex.co.uk/uk/

can you change euros back to pounds using this? didnt know that, sound handy.



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Fucking seems like it this morning. Since about 7am I've heard none stop noise from what seem to be aeroplanes but I don't know for sure. Lots of low, rumbling sounds followed by obvious passenger plane noise in between. No idea if the RAF are doing training drills or there's an airshow nearby and it's preparation for that but it's been absolutely incessant for near on 2 hours now.

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« Reply #72 on: September 13, 2015, 09:00:02 pm »
Hmmm not sure.would they take off from liverpool for training flights in the lake district? I spwnt the weekend in grasmere and there were a serious amount of raf aircraft doing low level flying.cwrtainly more than notmal. Not sure if it has anything to do with that though...
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« Reply #73 on: September 16, 2015, 09:09:19 pm »
Got a £60 fine a couple of years ago for dropping off by taxi rank , all of 2 minutes. Appealed but got snotty reply with a threat. Don't use anymore go from Manny proper airport

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« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2015, 10:38:37 am »
Got a £60 fine a couple of years ago for dropping off by taxi rank , all of 2 minutes. Appealed but got snotty reply with a threat. Don't use anymore go from Manny proper airport

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« Reply #75 on: September 17, 2015, 11:47:55 am »
Best thing to do now dropping off is to drive down Dunlop Road towards Hale Road, and there's a little back road there you can walk down to get to the airport. Only a couple of minutes walk from the main road and you don't get done for stopping there.

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« Reply #76 on: September 17, 2015, 12:43:23 pm »
Best thing to do now dropping off is to drive down Dunlop Road towards Hale Road, and there's a little back road there you can walk down to get to the airport. Only a couple of minutes walk from the main road and you don't get done for stopping there.

Isn't there still a free 20 minute drop off pick up zone but its not right opposite the airport anymore , isn't it supposedly around 500 yards away ... Though the one right by the airport is payment , can't recall going to Manchester and not having to pay to park .

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« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2015, 08:59:26 pm »
Liverpool is a proper airport if you can be arsed abiding by the clear signs showing everywhere.
need to get your facts right mate, wasn't a case of not being arsed reading clear signs which are all over the place now this was over 2 years ago when most drivers done what I done and your clear signage was non evident. As I said got a shit reply so now use manchester end of.

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« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2015, 10:19:14 pm »
need to get your facts right mate, wasn't a case of not being arsed reading clear signs which are all over the place now this was over 2 years ago when most drivers done what I done and your clear signage was non evident. As I said got a shit reply so now use manchester end of.
I despise Liverpool airports aggressive stance toward motorist, in fact customers, with the £2 charge, the dubiously legal red lines and the ever-present, money-making camera vans. However, if you google 'airport parking fine', you'll get similar results across the country.

So I'm fucked if I'm going to travel to Manchester, with the £70 round trip cost and providing them unnecessary custom when I have an airport on my doorstep.

Park up the road, pay the £2 or even risk not paying the fine like many who successfully do, but don't harp on about it mate. Its your local airport even if they are occasionally incompetent.

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« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2015, 10:29:48 pm »
Going to manchester airport coz you got a fine two years ago...wow
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