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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #200 on: April 26, 2011, 05:23:54 pm »
You're pandering a little too much there. You know full well that you have a chance of winning the whole thing. The final being at Wembley is key to this as it'll be like a home game if you get there.


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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #201 on: April 26, 2011, 05:28:33 pm »
Howedes out.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #202 on: April 26, 2011, 05:35:46 pm »
The Monday club are gathering tonight in the usual haunt and becoming The Tuesday club to watch pray and squirm our way through this tonight, so you'll all be without my incoherent ramblings this evening.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #203 on: April 26, 2011, 05:37:45 pm »
Howedes out.

Your chances have just got better. Howedes is very good, especially with carrying the ball out of defence.  Probably Papadopolous/Sarpei to slot back into CB.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #204 on: April 26, 2011, 05:40:55 pm »
Cheers mate, not posted much recently, busy being dragged around by the Mrs preparing for our wedding next year! She says: "You don't seem overly bothered... you're not asking many questions or getting involved much?" Just said: "Leaving it in your capable hands my dear, as long as you're happy..." :D Has secured me some crucial Champions League telly time this week. Would have loved to have been out there today but I 'need to think about the wedding fund'. Arse.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #205 on: April 26, 2011, 05:44:08 pm »
Schalke dont score tonight they are out.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #206 on: April 26, 2011, 05:47:20 pm »
Schalke dont score tonight they are out.

They are well capable of getting a win away. 0-0 and the pressure is on Utd to take it to them in Manchester. Schalke just need to keep a clean sheet today , thats it. A win would be fantastic but I am sure they wouldn't mind a 0-0.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #207 on: April 26, 2011, 05:48:37 pm »
Really wish they were up against Madrid tonight and Barca playing Schalke in the other semi.  As it is ... the mancs vs Barca or Madrid over one game, at Wembley, is too close to call and therefore a very scary scenario. Bah. 
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #208 on: April 26, 2011, 05:50:12 pm »
Come on Schalke, if they keep a clean sheet I reckon they've got a good chance of going through. Would love Raul to score a couple  ;)

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #209 on: April 26, 2011, 05:50:27 pm »
Schalke dont score tonight they are out.
God I hate it when people are dead right which makes for depressing reading......Not you, just the facts that is.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #210 on: April 26, 2011, 05:53:53 pm »
United were meant to beat Dortmund, Leverkusen and Bayern too.

Come on Schalke.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #211 on: April 26, 2011, 06:34:55 pm »
I was watching Real madrid tv today and they were in the studio with the presenter and 4 guests..one guy who works for marca or whatever the madrid paper is was a complete tool.they seem very confident now and consider themselves to be favourites.they think barca play nice football but are to slow(passing wise_  :butt
Laughed my balls of when one of them said that the madrid fans have allot of class and that is why they were so upset with what messi did(kicking the ball at the fans)
they think for sure they will be getting to the final

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #212 on: April 26, 2011, 06:35:21 pm »
Come ed Schalke

If they don't win this by a couple of goals at least then they're going out. Hope Raul is on it tonight.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #213 on: April 26, 2011, 06:40:25 pm »
I've had some accurate predictions this week and I'm going for 2-0 Schalke.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #214 on: April 26, 2011, 06:50:44 pm »
United were meant to beat Dortmund, Leverkusen and Bayern too.

Come on Schalke.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #215 on: April 26, 2011, 06:52:05 pm »
United will batter them back at home, they just always score there .... they're going to need a few goals and a clean sheet.

If they concede an away goal it's all over.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #216 on: April 26, 2011, 06:52:35 pm »
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #217 on: April 26, 2011, 06:54:48 pm »
VDS
Fabio
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Park
Giggs
Carrick
Valencia
Hernandez
Rooney

Subs: Kuszczak, Anderson, Smalling, Nani, Scholes, Rafael, J Evans

How on earth has that squad walked the premiership and into the semi-final on the CL? I know, I know, Ferguson and they're clearly a terrific team etc but honestly man for man it's really not that special?

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #218 on: April 26, 2011, 06:56:11 pm »
I do see some parallells between our run in 2005 and Schalkes in 2011. They are utterly shite in the league, having a new manager with a load of unfancied players, but on their night they're hellishly tough to break down. Come the fuck on Schalke!
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #219 on: April 26, 2011, 06:57:45 pm »
dont think 0-0 is the worst result for shalke tonight,  then hope for a score draw in the 2nd leg.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #220 on: April 26, 2011, 06:58:09 pm »
Don't you dare bottle it Shalke, don't you dare.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #221 on: April 26, 2011, 06:59:11 pm »
Well I'm either getting on Schalke to win tonight or to qualify. I fancy them to out-score Man Utd.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #222 on: April 26, 2011, 07:02:16 pm »
You're all going to be sorely disappointed. The mancs will win tonight.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #223 on: April 26, 2011, 07:02:31 pm »
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #224 on: April 26, 2011, 07:02:32 pm »
A lot of people strangely seem to rate Schalke very highly.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #225 on: April 26, 2011, 07:03:01 pm »
You're all going to be sorely disappointed. The mancs will win tonight.

A lot of people strangely seem to rate Schalke very highly.

The Mancs will get a result tonight and I think everybody expect it.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #226 on: April 26, 2011, 07:03:09 pm »
You're all going to be sorely disappointed. The mancs will win tonight.

They fucking well won't.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #227 on: April 26, 2011, 07:04:00 pm »
A lot of people strangely seem to rate Schalke very highly.

They do have their nights of magic, especially at home. And it are Germans whatsoever, you always gotta reckon with them in this stage of any tournament.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #228 on: April 26, 2011, 07:04:22 pm »
farfans deffo playing yes, i hear the new boss has got them playing for him, they lost 1-0 the weekend but played his ressies, come on shalke.
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #229 on: April 26, 2011, 07:04:26 pm »
The Mancs will get a result tonight and I think everybody expect it.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #230 on: April 26, 2011, 07:04:33 pm »
There is about 25 days between the semi finals and the final, I'm more worried about suspensions than injuries to be honest.

I think it's pretty much guaranteed that if it is the mancs and Barca in the final then Messi, Xavi and Iniesta will all fall and break their legs a couple of days before the game

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #231 on: April 26, 2011, 07:04:54 pm »
You should just live in sin like everyone else does.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #232 on: April 26, 2011, 07:07:59 pm »
VDS
Fabio
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Park
Giggs
Carrick
Valencia
Hernandez
Rooney

Subs: Kuszczak, Anderson, Smalling, Nani, Scholes, Rafael, J Evans


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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #233 on: April 26, 2011, 07:08:21 pm »
Carrick and Giggs in central midfield isn't anything to fear imo

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #234 on: April 26, 2011, 07:08:35 pm »
You're all going to be sorely disappointed. The mancs will win tonight.

0-0 in first leg and then a 1-0 to Schalke in the 2nd leg with a supposed ghost goal from Luis Garcia  Raul

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #235 on: April 26, 2011, 07:08:52 pm »
VDS
Fabio
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Park
Giggs
Carrick
Valencia
Hernandez
Rooney

Subs: Kuszczak, Anderson, Smalling, Nani, Scholes, Rafael, J Evans

Expected Nani to start for his versetaile, being able to switch flanks with Park, but guess Ferguson went with form. Otherwise no real surprises.

Any news on Schalke's line-up?
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #236 on: April 26, 2011, 07:09:40 pm »
Vorsprung Durch Technik.

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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #237 on: April 26, 2011, 07:09:42 pm »
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Re: Champions League Semi-Finals: April 26th-27th
« Reply #239 on: April 26, 2011, 07:10:24 pm »
Surprised to see Mclaren say Neuer is best keeper in Europe ???