can't believe i haven't opened this thread till now! i thought it was going to be depressing!
apart from 90% of the stuff already mentioned...
i run around the flat with a mini football pretending i'm liverpool. like i'll be gerrard and ping a long one down the hall, run after it, collect the lay off from dirk (the wall) and suddenly i'm suarez, play a quick one-two with the bed, roulette the cat, nutmeg pieces of furniture GOAL! these one sided liverpool drubbings last up to 20 minutes, by which time most of the outfield players have scored double figures. needless to say, i commentate.
sometimes when i get tired of walking uphill, i'll bend down and just let my arms hang in front of me and keep walking in that position. i find it extremely relieving.
when i'm at the lights in my car, just as they're about to turn green, i turn towards the driver next to me and sound the horn. when he turns around, i pull the most ridiculous face at him and drive off, while relaxing my neck so my head gets pulled back in a funny way.
when i'm a passenger, i imagine some sort of alien spiderman freerunner thing, which leaps across the side of the road keeping up with the car in the most awesome fashion.
if i'm on the street and got good fart brewing i'll hold it in until someone walks past me and then let rip forcefully when they're right next to me.
one thing i frequently do when i go to the toilet, i'll start pissing normally, take a couple of steps back and fire from distance, and then come back forward while raising my dick so the stream forms a perfect parabola. sometimes i try to see how close i can get it to my face. it's actually not that bad a sight from up close, the golden liquid coming up sharp until gravity takes effect, the fluid motion of urine simmering in the light of my bathroom.