Topic: Going Mental

[Finn Solomon]

Lately when I'm playing games on Football Manager, I imagine what the live in game thread on here would be like to the game I'm playing. Even though we don't have one anymore.

I do it all the time. Especially when I've lost ten games in a row, sold off Torres and Gerrard, and resigned Michael Owen on a free. I imagine RAWK is nothing but death threats, rewards for my head and calls to jihad.

[Cribertinokes]

Haha I was joking you daft tit

[KERRYKOP]

Haha I was joking you daft tit

I enjoyed that

[ConorYNWA]

Haha I was joking you daft tit

Joking or not? I had to read it, which made me thing about it, which caused the

[Effes]

Every time I have a coke when I get to 2/3rds done I blow bubbles into it through the straw, and giggle like an idiot. I have no idea why

 

[GinKop]

Anybody see how long they can hold their face in the steam from the kettle?

[BazC]

I was pissed the other night and when I got into bed, turned off the lights to go to sleep, I realised my voice was a bit croaky. I thought it was the perfect time to do (or try and do) this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64

For a good 5-10minutes. On my own, in the dark, pissed 2 weeks before exams trying to perfect my Clay Davis impression.

Sheeeeeeehhhh-iiiiiiittttttt.

[Zappa]

Fucking gang of wierdos

Class is

Fresh out the bath

Warm and crinkly
Perhaps a bit happy from a fine chilled premier cru Chablis aided by one or two scoops of a worthy Brandy.
having wiped the mist from one's gonads one notices ones well stuffed Ipod resplendent with state of the art earphones.
A couple of secs later there you are in front of the mirror playing Sunshine of your love. Sensing a mood change you go into Comfortably Numb picking up the tempo for a splendid rendition of When the Levee Breaks. Acknowledging the adoring masses one breaks out into The Faith Healer - in the crescendo 3rd verse one swings about and in the slow motion horror of the wat things really are you grin sheepishly at the neighbour who has just popped in to ask your advice but for the fact that she is now dumbstruck - mouth agape- staring at the inevitable monster that has just appeared innocently blinking from under your bathrobe into the cruel light of scandal.

Case comes up next week

[LFCMunkee]

The other day I went looking literally EVERYWHERE for my mobile and eventually found it in the freezer. My excuse is my life's too mad at the moment.

[Learpholl]

Bump (I want to read more stories )

[wardides]

Last night Heard my mother moving around in the kitchen and closing the door/locking windows ect.I acted as if I was in the house on my own and it was a burgular..Sat bolt right up in the bed thinking what do I do..Should I tackle him or go for my golf clubs..Also coming home from football tonight and and up towards my estate see a couple of blokes(rough enough) having a conversation.There across the road but stare me out of it.So I wait til im a bit past them but clearly still in sight.I then look back at them holding my ear like theres an air peice in it and mutter something just so my mouth moves.Yes I am pretending to call in backup or call in the swat team to take these motherfuckas......

[KERRYKOP]

Iv just noticed lately if I'm driving along a motorway our a long stretch of road, to elevate the boredom i let out a loud WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Like I'm on a swing our something.

[Damo58]

I've just played the Ghostbusters theme on my electric guitar for the last 20 minutes.

[Cribertinokes]

Interrogating my dog with Alan Partridge and Brian Badonde voices. I really am an idiot.

[JerseyKloppite]

This is quite possibly the best thread I've ever read. My flatmate constantly walks in to me commentating on Pro Evo games. I defend it by telling myself I was an only child...

Constantly speak in foreign accents for no reason. Once managed to convince a woman on a train I was Russian. Then it felt like a looong journey as I didn't want to make her feel dim, so I had to keep it going.

And I do the singing stuff too, into the bathroom mirror. If only it was a camera.

[INABITSKI]

Walking along, remember something random from a flashback from the weekends drunken antics. Just happen to be laughing about it when walking past a complete stranger and getting weird looks from them.

[KERRYKOP]

Walking along, remember something random from a flashback from the weekends drunken antics. Just happen to be laughing about it when walking past a complete stranger and getting weird looks from them.

I do that the whole time I reckon everyone does, so the weird looks are just for show, they know whats going on.

[INABITSKI]

I do that the whole time I reckon everyone does, so the weird looks are just for show, they know whats going on.

So it's nothing to do with the fact I look like Sloth off the Goonies?

[TheVoiceOfRiise]

I used to have a convertible car and I used to love shouting my head off whenever I drove through tunnels.
Quite often these were inner city tunnels with pedestrians both within and above, I always used to piss my pants laughing, thinking that they probably were shitting themselves, probably sounded like someone was being murdered or something.
...ahhhh....the things you do when you're on your own!

[AndyInVA]

The other day I went looking literally EVERYWHERE for my mobile and eventually found it in the freezer. My excuse is my life's too mad at the moment.

My wife found the cell phone she had misplaced in the fridge at her work. FOUR months later.

She doesnt like it when I tell people that story.

[wardides]

My wife found the cell phone she had misplaced in the fridge at her work. FOUR months later.

She doesnt like it when I tell people that story.

Sure she did.She just hid it there whilst she was fucking your best mate, so you wouldnt find the texts.

[Finn Solomon]

I bought an axe and a pair of hedgeclippers and stored them in my bedroom for easy reach in the event of the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

True story.

[jaffod]

Sure she did.She just hid it there whilst she was fucking your best mate, so you wouldnt find the texts.

That's harsh!

[Cribertinokes]

That's harsh!

I was waiting for a punchline but it was literally abuse

[wardides]

I was waiting for a punchline but it was literally abuse

It was meanta come across funny but reading it back it did didnt it...Wait what if i finish with...

"But you should fuck her off anyway the fucking idiot"

[alonsoisared]

It was meanta come across funny but reading it back it did didnt it...

I laughed anyway

[Cribertinokes]

It was meanta come across funny but reading it back it did didnt it...Wait what if i finish with...

"But you should fuck her off anyway the fucking idiot"

The RAWK joke formula, 60% of the time it works every time.

[Solomon Grundy]

OK, this is a very risk thread because it go one of two ways.

People will either go, "yeah I'll hold my hands up. I'm a bit mad as well." Or they'll bascially judge me for being a fucking nutter.

So here goes nothing.

A few things I do that make me think I'm going mental.

1. Dance around the house in my underwear when nobody's in.
2. And this one takes it to the extra level. When I'm doing a Manager Mode on FIFA 10, if I go to the bathroom or to get a drink from the kitchen, I'll conduct a little post-match interview in my head for the game I've just had.

Alright, I'm putting it out there...

I commentate when im playin footy manager. I also give an exceptance speech infront of the mirror if one of my players wins the world or european footballer of the year award. " I'd like to thank my mum and dad for being there for me. Blah, blah, blah..."

Also I once got arrested for deciding to mow the lawn pissed up at 3 am, wearing nothing but me boxers and a pair of socks.

[Solomon Grundy]

Also when I was a lot younger I used to play in the backgarden by meself alot. There i'd look under every stone and every leaf until i'd gather up all the slugs I could find. The dark slugs were always the nazis and the lighter slugs would be the english. I would then act out WWII scenarios in my head using a small stone for my machine gun fire to pepper the unfortunate slugs and bigger stones/ rocks as bombs to splat a few at a time.

[KERRYKOP]

Also I once got arrested for deciding to mow the lawn pissed up at 3 am, wearing nothing but me boxers and a pair of socks.

That reminds me of the time i started sprinting in front of my house only in socks and jocks pissed, i was mainly doing this to get the idea of vomiting out of my mind, it worked.

[jaffod]

Sometimes I make quacking noises, like a duck. In fact I've just done it.

Who's that in your avatar Mr Rossi?

[Art Vandelay]

When I'm lay in bed and can't sleep, I plan how I would tackle house invaders with the stuff in my bedroom.  Of course my first move would be to flip out of bed, grab my guitar and smash it over one of the burglars head like the Honky-Tonk Man.  Second move would be grabbing two dumbells off the floor and smashing them together with the other burglars head between them.  It gets more complex at that point....if there are more members of the burglary gang, obviously...

[Gigantic Lamb]

Sometimes I make quacking noises, like a duck. In fact I've just done it.

Who's that in your avatar Mr Rossi?

Daisy Duck....

[Solomon Grundy]

Sometimes I make quacking noises, like a duck. In fact I've just done it.

Who's that in your avatar Mr Rossi?

Sara Jean Underwood.

[Gigantic Lamb]

When I'm lay in bed and can't sleep, I plan how I would tackle house invaders with the stuff in my bedroom.  Of course my first move would be to flip out of bed, grab my guitar and smash it over one of the burglars head like the Honky-Tonk Man.  Second move would be grabbing two dumbells off the floor and smashing them together with the other burglars head between them.  It gets more complex at that point....if there are more members of the burglary gang, obviously...

I usually think about riding my neighbours but everyone to their own ehh......

[Art Vandelay]

I usually think about riding my neighbours but everyone to their own ehh......

You haven't seen my neighbours....

[Cribertinokes]

When I'm walking down the street on my own, I go through in my head how I would k/o someone using the person and situation give to me, sometimes let out an evil smile, hope people haven't noticed it.

The other day some scag head standing next to a pay phone said "couldn't spare me 10p change could you mate to make a call", first though was 'yeah a call mate' obviously I said the same thing I say to all people asking for change "why bother with the hassle, here have some drugs" at least that's one of the many options I thought of as I replayed the scene in my head as I walked home, when in actual fact I went for the cliched "nah mate, got no change".

[J_Kopite]

The day I passed my driving test, the first thing I did was throw a KFC chicken bucket at the woman working at the Drive Thru McDonald's and sped away

[Solomon Grundy]

The day I passed my driving test, the first thing I did was throw a KFC chicken bucket at the woman working at the Drive Thru McDonald's and sped away

Why?

[wardides]

Super Hans why change of avatar..I miss Hans..He was super.