Topic: Wasps...

[KERRYKOP]

Wasps outside service stations tend to be a bit more vicious for some reason.

[bryanod]

Sniffing the petrol, they're off their heads!

[Stevie-G]

Fucking c*nts, the lot of them. This picture from the 'funny photo' thread pretty much sums it up.

[Solomon Grundy]

Fucking c*nts, the lot of them. This picture from the 'funny photo' thread pretty much sums it up.

They should add that the first chance you get, you kill the fecker.

[Ziltoid]

Remember seeing these hornets in Turkey - the tour guide advised to leave them well alone as they get very aggressive if threatened

[Fairytale of 2005]

Fucking c*nts, the lot of them. This picture from the 'funny photo' thread pretty much sums it up.

Off to Alton Towers next week. Fuckers will probably be wreaking havoc. 

[scatman]

hate these fuckers, can't we just kill them all?

[Solomon Grundy]

Just be thankful you dont live in Japan.

[Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov]

My best weapon against wasps is this:



I have 6 around the house. The "strings" in the racket are electric when a button is pushed, so it simply electricutes the little fuckers. Nothing like the smell of frying wasps, eh?? 

[Solomon Grundy]

My best weapon against wasps is this:



I have 6 around the house. The "strings" in the racket are electric when a button is pushed, so it simply electricutes the little fuckers. Nothing like the smell of frying wasps, eh?? 

Cool.

Where can I get one of those?

[Roady]

count me in.bit of wasp tennis sounds good..Where can i buy one?

[electric_bloom]

Fucking c*nts, the lot of them. This picture from the 'funny photo' thread pretty much sums it up.

Haha!

I caught one the sneaky little fuckers trying to creep through my bedroom window this morning. I hate the way they buzz around, chasing you endlessly until you're forced to run around like a twat in public.

At least bees just have a quick investigation then leave once they've realised you're irrelevant.

[Mouth]

Cool.

Where can I get one of those?

count me in.bit of wasp tennis sounds good..Where can i buy one?

Amazon, just search for bug zapper

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Just bought one of these....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140333667697&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT

[CorKopite]

Just noticed today that one of my dogs actually eats the fucking pests 

Came home and she was sitting there eyeing up the prey and then BANG!!...wasp sandwhich.

Saw another one of the little buzzing pricks in the sitting room then about 20 minutes age and called her in.....within 10 minutes she had munched down that little twat aswell.Dont know how she doesnt get stung in the throat or something but she has been absoloutely fine after digesting both victims anyway.Long may it continue...

[Fairytale of 2005]

Just noticed today that one of my dogs actually eats the fucking pests 

Came home and she was sitting there eyeing up the prey and then BANG!!...wasp sandwhich.

Saw another one of the little buzzing pricks in the sitting room then about 20 minutes age and called her in.....within 10 minutes she had munched down that little twat aswell.Dont know how she doesnt get stung in the throat or something but she has been absoloutely fine after digesting both victims anyway.Long may it continue...

Be careful! Our dog tried to be a hero and got stung in the mouth. Weekend vet bill ensued.

[rowan_d]

What is it with wasps, mosquitoes, spiders and other horrific bugs that make a large percentage of humanity shit themselves when they come into vague proximity with us? In the back of our minds, we're thinking 'I'm 100s of times bigger than you, I could kill you with a single smack, all you can do is send me to hospital for an hour at worst.' Yet when it comes to it, we freeze, and hope to God that they fuck off before mistaking the sloghtest movement for agression, and sting you in the face

[Danny Boys Dad]

Just noticed today that one of my dogs actually eats the fucking pests 

Is it a bulldog? What does it look like while it's eating the wasps?

[Seebab]

Spiders are extremely ugly creatures but I don't mind them since they prey on mosquitoes and flies and for that I give them respect and try not to kill them. It's the other fuckers with no purpose whatsoever that I hate. I can't decide which are worse- flies or mosquitoes.

[Crosby Nick]

Spiders are extremely ugly creatures but I don't mind them since they prey on mosquitoes and flies and for that I give them respect and try not to kill them. It's the other fuckers with no purpose whatsoever that I hate. I can't decide which are worse- flies or mosquitoes.

Piss off! I know spiders do a job etc etc but they freak me out. I was mowing the grass at the weekend and got close to the house – must have disturbed a nest because about 10 of the bastards ran up the wall (towards an open window as well). Now they were small but nastily formed – looked like they had the potential to be proper scary bastards. I squashed a couple and probably made their parents upset and thirsty for vengeance but it’s a risk I was prepared to take.

[richiedouglas]

I was in france last summer - a wasp landed on my plate, cut a 5p sized piece of ham from my sandwich and flew off. That's just not normal!!

I thought wasps just hung around in beer gardens.

[Ziltoid]

Crosby Nick's house entrance when he next arrives home (mind your head won't you)!

[Danny Boys Dad]

Piss off! I know spiders do a job etc etc but they freak me out. I was mowing the grass at the weekend and got close to the house – must have disturbed a nest because about 10 of the bastards ran up the wall (towards an open window as well). Now they were small but nastily formed – looked like they had the potential to be proper scary bastards. I squashed a couple and probably made their parents upset and thirsty for vengeance but it’s a risk I was prepared to take.

Years ago I was going out to the garage and on the door was a spiders web with what looked like a piece of moss in the middle. I wondered what it was and poked it with my finger. It turned out to be a ball of baby spiders and when I touched it they all ran up my arm. I ran round the patio screaming.

[KERRYKOP]

My best weapon against wasps is this:



I have 6 around the house. The "strings" in the racket are electric when a button is pushed, so it simply electricutes the little fuckers. Nothing like the smell of frying wasps, eh?? 

A connection with that on a bare arse would be murder id say.

[Crosby Nick]

Damn you all. The wife can do the gardening from now on!

[AirConGipsyRed]

Vinegar. that sorts out the sting. no more worries. I like to kill them with my bare hands. One quick clap and kill them before they sting. so far so good, many kills no stings.

[Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov]

A connection with that on a bare arse would be murder id say.

My son didn't believe me when I told him it would hurt if he touched it while pressing the button. Voila: A crying boy and a dad being yelled at by the mom who thought I shouldn't let him try it...

[Father Ted]

Sat down on the toilet in the bathroom this morning, I won't go into details but we all know what I'm sat there for. Just whipped the trousers and boxers down when fuck me, there's this vicious sounding buzz coming form somewhere in the bathroom.

I despise wasps, hate them and (embarrassingly) I usually act like a scared little girl whenever they're around. Immediately I go into panic mode, whip the boxers and trousers back on sharpish and leg it off to get the wasp spay. Comeback, treading carefully, still there's this buzzing coming from somewhere. I look down and there's the biggest wasp I've ever seen just lazily climbing up the side of the toilet! Talk about a narrow miss.

Being stung in the balls by a giant wasp has to be amongst my top 5 all-time nightmare's. Luckily I sprayed the fucker into oblivion and could continue my much needed toilet stop in peace.

Bastard wasps.

[Chakan]

Being stung in the balls by a giant wasp has to be amongst my top 5 all-time nightmare's.

*waits patiently

[KERRYKOP]

Just nabed one of the little bastards with a towel, HAVE THAT YOU C*NT!!!!

[wardides]

Years ago I was going out to the garage and on the door was a spiders web with what looked like a piece of moss in the middle. I wondered what it was and poked it with my finger. It turned out to be a ball of baby spiders and when I touched it they all ran up my arm. I ran round the patio screaming.

Jesus that gave me the shivers.

[Uhoh AureliOs]

Had 3 come in the window this morning, little did they know they chose the window next to the can of wasp spray And they all did me the favour of rolling out the window as they died. Thanks Rawk for reminding me to arm myself, it's going to be a long summer.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

i hate bugs. particularly shit scared of spiders. and i mean ANY spider. wasps make me scream around like a fucking fanny. dont mind bees so much. any bug gets near me its dead. altho my last wife wanted a tarantula so i thought ill get her one for her birthday. got it home and had many many pints cos i wanted to actually hand her the spider, not just its tank. ive never been so fucking scared in my life. id rather go up against 20 pikeys than ever do that again. i was shaking like a leaf when i got it off my hands and into hers. soon as it was off me half a bottle of vodka was necked. im no wimp but fuck me that made me into a gibbering wreck.

[WorldChampions]

Just had a real battle with one of these. Spotted a huge wasp on the carpet, my dog was in the same room with a blanket at the same time.

I quickly jumped up, grabbed the blanket and threw it over the wasp. Five stamps on the blanket and I thought it would be dead so I lift up the blanket. No sign of a wasp....

Then out of the corner of my eye  I see the bastard sitting on my knee (i was wearing shorts) lifting its backside up ready for the sting.

Well anyway it stung me but it is no longer living....

[Lady_brandybuck]

I hate them, but is been a long time since I once stinged me, my hand inflated like a baloon... So I will keep a low profile to be like that.
Here they are crazy massive fuckers...

[rowan_d]

It is odd how scared we are of something as harmless as a sting. We'll either dance around like we're having fits to avoid them, or stand still for minutes at a time praying for them to leave rather than suffer about 5 minutes of mild discomfort

[boots]

wimps. its just a little sting. its not as if theyre armed with uzis, macheti's and nail bombs. ignore the attention seeking little fuckers.

spiders are cool. theyre organic pest control. mozzies now them i kill on sight as they eat me and drink my blood like some kind of vampire midget.

Bees are ace. Love bees. Cute interesting little thingies. Moths are cool too, working class butterflies. My cat loves them too. He also likes wasps and plucks them out of the air like that karate kid scene with chopsticks.

[Rafas_Barmy_Army]

i hate the bastards, they have started to appear right infront of my window again! the fuckers are attracted to the over flow pipes from the loft, had 3 big bastards in my room so far but they havent got past the blinds thank god

[1892-WELLZ]

dear me....just had the most epic battle....

thing was this thing was massive... like a huge version of a wasp but instead of black and yellow it was brown and yellow....

have to admit it was a twitchy moment when this thing buzzed past my head....managed to get rid out of the window after a good 10 minute war...

im going to get a beer now....think ive earned it 

ps - thought all these things would be dying off/sleeping whatever they do...

[..Bruiser..]

They're just shit bees really aren't they

made me laugh