Author Topic: Bit of fun for cup final day - Caption Competition (Read 5956 times)

daboych · « **on:** May 30, 2009, 11:04:04 am »

I'll get the ball rolling:

Mummy, is that the new Everton megastore?

Passmaster Molby · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:10:12 am »

"Told you Bob, these fun fairs always have a joke stall around"

Passmaster Molby · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:11:29 am »

Or:

"So there's the bitters stall, which means the sweet stall should be near here"

daboych · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:14:47 am »

OFF CAMERA PERSON: Oh my god look at that, has anyone got the number for the NSPCC?

Kite · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:16:31 am »

"I didn't know there was a Poundstretcher here"

kaptainkop · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:17:00 am »

Kid says..."I didn't know Andrex did sheets THAT big"

Thé_Ḓárk_P̌áşşéngér · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:21:45 am »

Fernando Rodrigo Liverpool's number nine.

lfctitch · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:22:36 am »

Tesco's new market stall stadium design isn't a winner with Rodrigo

Thé_Ḓárk_P̌áşşéngér · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:26:24 am »

Next you'll be telling me I'm adopted.

Ratzer · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:29:13 am »

Quote from: The_Dark_Passenger on May 30, 2009, 11:21:45 am

Fernando Rodrigo Liverpool's number nine.

Ha..Has nearly as good a ring to it as Nando

Thé_Ḓárk_P̌áşşéngér · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:32:48 am »

Mum, isn't it bad enough you being a ginger?

cox3100 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:34:56 am »

dad,everton at wembley?thats more comical than your turn ups

scouser4eva · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:36:30 am »

Mum are you sure this is how you spell Torres ?

cox3100 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:37:45 am »

trust me son youll be the only one at this party not looking like a twat

Boywonder · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:39:05 am »

Look son, I know we don't have much of a life back home in our tin hut in Nicaragua, but we've brought you all the way here to show you that there are some people far less fortunate than ourselves

Thé_Ḓárk_P̌áşşéngér · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:39:26 am »

I ASKED FOR A NUMBER SIX!!!

scouser4eva · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:41:15 am »

Dad to Wife..

Listen when i leave this rucksack next to this store, grab Rodrigo and run like fuck.

arthur sarnoff · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:43:11 am »

'Dad, why did we have to got to Wales for our holidays?'

Thé_Ḓárk_P̌áşşéngér · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:44:04 am »

Mum, is that Goodison?

John C · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:51:46 am »

Quote from: arthur sarnoff on May 30, 2009, 11:43:11 am

'Dad, why did we have to got to Wales for our holidays?'

ElNino08 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:59:54 am »

Mum why do you have to bring me to kirby market every fucking friday

Ryan M · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:06:35 pm »

Sorry I know am bitter

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:21:35 pm »

Whoa, fucking, Whoa... You said Pizza hut, not piece of shit

TrueYorkshireRed · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:30:36 pm »

I have a caption for the day:

"Win or lose...its a DVD for the Blues"

I'll get me coat

Lanrmort · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:52:28 pm »

Quote from: TrueYorkshireRed on May 30, 2009, 12:30:36 pm

"Win or lose...its a DVD for the Blues"

excellent

cox3100 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:58:54 pm »

Quote from: daboych on May 30, 2009, 11:04:04 am

the new everton wendy house,only available in tescos

Superthing · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:04:42 pm »

Rodrigo - "No mum, I said I was sorry, I didn't mean to break your vase, pleeeease nooooo.....!!"

Kyle Soprano · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:08:22 pm »

Quote from: scouser4eva on May 30, 2009, 11:41:15 am

Dad to Wife..

Listen when i leave this rucksack next to this store, grab Rodrigo and run like fuck.

Hahaha quality

cox3100 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:18:06 pm »

jesus christ,theyve let there trophy cabinet go downhill since they last won something

Superthing · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:18:44 pm »

43 and counting! · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:41:59 pm »

hahahahahahaha

Roughie Scouse · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:43:25 pm »

"mum, please take that wig off"

Kyle Soprano · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:44:16 pm »

Evertons new signing Rodrigo hears the news hes not signing for Liverpool

Rodrigo to dad " I thoughta you said I wasa signing forra de only clube In Leeverpool you lying motherf**ker".

RedBoywonder · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:52:02 pm »

Quote from: Superthing on May 30, 2009, 01:18:44 pm

we have a winner ladies & Gents.

Scottish-Don · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2009, 06:09:51 pm »

Stallholder : Get your Everton FC FA Cup Winners 08-09 Flags & T-Shirts, only 5p

wacko · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2009, 07:47:37 pm »

And this is where you'll end up if you don't start behaving.

Degs · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:48:16 pm »

"Listen Ma just because ye lost yer not gonna get yer money back on that Fellaini wig".

Shanks1965 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:28:40 pm »

Quote from: daboych on May 30, 2009, 11:04:04 am

Dad.... your t-shirt is showing again.

Jagdip · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:33:59 pm »

Quote from: Superthing on May 30, 2009, 01:18:44 pm

liverpoolfcmike · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:40:04 pm »

Rodrigo: (about to turn and run away) "What the f*ck is THAT?!"

or

Rodrigo: "Woah, Everton's stadium is bigger than i thought!"