I only drink on special occasions. Like Fridays and Saturdays. The occasional Sunday. Sometimes even Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Never Thursday. Well, every so often maybe a Thursday.
I heard there has been murder with the locals. Apparently someone told them that they're not proper scousers, 'cos they haven't got purple wheely bins.
Got told there was a terror raid down Worcester Road yesterday by one of me mates. Dunno if theyre related or not.