Author Topic: The Apprentice, series 5 (Read 35000 times)

hooded claw · « **on:** March 23, 2009, 08:03:39 pm »

Starts 9.00pm, Wednesday.

Meet your candidates... http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

Bit short on tartage, though.

and

look to be the only options.

A Day 2 Remember · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:06:41 pm »

The new celebrity apprentice in the US is TV gold. I cannot watch reality TV but for some reason i watch a 2 hour special of this last night and was glued.

Nick110581 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:29:52 pm »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidates/biographies/c_400006.shtml

Read this - who are Middlesbrough United?

GinKop · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:42:10 pm »

The 1st one all day long. The second one.....not so much.

Like this show out of all the usual reality show shite.

Djimis Telescopic Leg · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:44:51 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on March 23, 2009, 08:03:39 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidates/biographies/c_400013.shtml

"She admires the ballsy approach to business of Sex & The City's Samantha."

Ooh err...

Perkins · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:51:44 am »

They really have picked some mongs this year

Illmatic · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:23:45 pm »

Quote from: Nick110581 on March 23, 2009, 08:29:52 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidates/biographies/c_400006.shtml

Read this - who are Middlesbrough United?

lol, saw that last week. I mean if your gonna lie about something make it convining, perhaps I should apply saying I use to play for Liverpool Rovers; ever heard of them?

cissepower · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:35:48 pm »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/episode-extras/video/item_200012.shtml

Season 4 best bits or more like, OH MY GOD HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE???....bits

mjgill85 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:09:57 pm »

Enjoyed the last series (first one I'd watched) so I'm looking forward to this.

Although:

GBF · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:32:55 am »

they sound like a bunch of "late-Jade Goodies" ....I wonder if they know who is the Prime Minister of england lol

Ben_JP · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:15:50 am »

Quote from: hooded claw on March 23, 2009, 08:03:39 pm

Starts 9.00pm, Wednesday.

Meet your candidates... http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

Bit short on tartage, though.

Looks like one of the Appleton sisters.

Can't wait for this, easily the most enjoyable of the reality series. Let the battle of the fucktards commence!

Illmatic · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:02:54 pm »

Looks intresting, hopefully its good series.

redforlife · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:03:22 pm »

Starting now

Illmatic · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:04:50 pm »

Someone has bailed out already, lol.

Illmatic · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:08:55 pm »

Why do they all have such strange Job Titles?

Ben_JP · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:23:00 pm »

"What's this?"
"It's a duster."

FFS.

redforlife · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:32:12 pm »

That stockbroker lad looks a bit like Neil Mellor. And the blonde girl would get it. That's what i've learned so far anyway,

amir87 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:35:37 pm »

Boys won

redforlife · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:52:28 pm »

Can't understand how the girls lost this one as not one single one of them did anything wrong apparently.

Djimis Telescopic Leg · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:01:05 pm »

In summary: Arrogant know-nothing yuppies clean cars. Blokes manage to fuck it up slightly less.

Shit episode.

Ah well. At least Sloth from The Goonies got fired.

Johnnyboy1973 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:01:18 pm »

Well, not one character jumped out of me from that lot.

Of the three left, you could have got rid of any one of them, they were all commercially inept so you may as well got rid of the person that I find irritating one.

Cusamano · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:02:21 pm »

Is it just me or are most of these people posh know nothing c*nts

Djimis Telescopic Leg · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:11:43 pm »

Quote from: Cusamano on March 25, 2009, 10:02:21 pm

Is it just me or are most of these people posh know nothing charlie uniform november tangos

...have you never watched The Apprentice before?

Bet the blonde piece ends up doing lads' mags.

Phil M · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:16:02 pm »

I'm still in shock at seeing a prestige car dealer allow seven or eight idiots loose
on their classic and hugely expensive machines with fucking sponges
and bottles of Turtle Wax!!
It must have been set up or something I can't believe any dealership manager
could be that incredibly dumb.

Fucking cringed when I saw your one washing the Ferrari with the sponge-
Imagine you had bought that car and saw them trying to detail it. -jesus
Or the other one setting up the steel step ladder beside the Hummer, one slip
there and..well it doesn't bear thinking about.

Pankaka · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:16:24 pm »

Quote from: Johnnyboy1973 on March 25, 2009, 10:01:18 pm

so you may as well got rid of the person that I find irritating one.

HaaaaHaaa

The middle ones accent annoyed the shit out of me.

Shit episode today.

grifter · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:33:18 pm »

Somehow they managed to eclipse last years gang of gobshites.

The cun-ts imagine that to be prosperous it is mandatory to act like a prize nob head and spout the same shite.

" First is first...second is nothing "

" I don't know what the word loose means "

" I'm a winner and I don't care who gets in my way " etc etc.

That teacher bloke was a fucking absolute bell-end and I hope he gets his fucking teeth knocked out with a crow bar , see if you look the part then. Dickhead.

Blonde bird talks out the side of her gob like Reo Coker.

Bird who got fired looks more like a demented monkfish than a demented monkfish.

And fuck off holding your mobile phone flat in the palm of your hands.

GBF · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:35:13 pm »

good luck london! one of those "puppets" will be managing a business round there

amir87 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:35:38 pm »

Quote from: grifter on March 25, 2009, 10:33:18 pm

Blonde bird talks out the side of her gob like Reo Coker.

Noticed that aswel

Phil M · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:39:54 pm »

Quote from: grifter on March 25, 2009, 10:33:18 pm

Somehow they managed to eclipse last years gang of gobshites.

Just another reason to keep watching this.

Aye, that teacher seems to be have picked solely for his annoyance factor.

Liver Bird · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:46:06 pm »

I loved the fact that the one who got fired was pleased with herself for doing a job well done because she added up what the cleaning equipment would cost WITH A CALCULATOR! now that might be impressive in circumstances where the numbers are astronomical but when the numbers come in at under 200 pounds, how thick would you have to be to get that wrong anyway?

Dam · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:50:15 pm »

Quote from: mjgill85 on March 24, 2009, 03:09:57 pm

Enjoyed the last series (first one I'd watched) so I'm looking forward to this.

Although:

Not the first time that Bugner's been knocked out early on

Ben_JP · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:55:52 pm »

Quote from: Liver Bird on March 25, 2009, 10:46:06 pm

I loved the fact that the one who got fired was pleased with herself for doing a job well done because she added up what the cleaning equipment would cost WITH A CALCULATOR! now that might be impressive in circumstances where the numbers are astronomical but when the numbers come in at under 200 pounds, how thick would you have to be to get that wrong anyway?

Next week someone applies to be king after successfully using a printer without losing a finger.

Ray K · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:16:27 pm »

As always, the Guardian's Liveblog is where its at while watching the Apprentice:

'Mona and the team are arriving at a Hummer place and trying to get a deal on cleaning three cars. How much do they want to charge for this? £300. Seriously, are they doing it with their tongues?'
'Mona, Debra and Anita - it's the Sugababes, 10 years on'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2009/mar/25/apprentice-reality-tv

MadErik · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:18:00 pm »

The one that got fired looks like a character from a Peter Kay spoof.

Ray K · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:26:59 pm »

Quote from: mjgill85 on March 24, 2009, 03:09:57 pm

She looks like a Crimewatch photofit of David Coulthard in drag with her mouth put on upside-down.

LFCfan4Life · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:27:07 pm »

Quote from: grifter on March 25, 2009, 10:33:18 pm

" I don't know what the word loose means "

I think the blonde knows what loose means my bro tells me she was caught fucking one of the bell end blokes.

the girls did lose today though so 8 know what i means now

Quote from: grifter on March 25, 2009, 10:33:18 pm

Blonde bird talks out the side of her gob like Reo Coker.

what the fuck is that all about - always something wrong with a good looking women and fuck me thats WRONG

Bangers N Masch · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2009, 12:19:29 am »

Decent episode - just a shame all of them seem to be mongs - with a very interesting ending imo. Thought the person that I find irritating would go - she had the least about her and was supposedly in control of the budget which was what cost them.

The blond would get it, funny mouth or not. Debrah would also be a dirty bitch and would undoubtedly get it too.

safhossain03 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:13:26 am »

Quote from: mjgill85 on March 24, 2009, 03:09:57 pm

She's the arranged-marriage nightmare for any Asian guy. I quite liked the look of the ginger one.

alex. · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:35:05 am »

Quote from: mjgill85 on March 24, 2009, 03:09:57 pm

Enjoyed the last series (first one I'd watched) so I'm looking forward to this.

Although:

I would

*AHEM*

The Nihilists · « **Reply #39 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:12:49 am »

Quote from: rk8386 on March 25, 2009, 11:16:27 pm

'Mona, Debra and Anita - it's the Sugababes, 10 years on'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2009/mar/25/apprentice-reality-tv

The Guardian blog on this is always superb. Great stuff.

In fairness to Anita, she was only asked to make sure they don't go over budget. No one told her what they were actually budgeting for as they hadn't decided on what they were doing! But she was miserable as fuck.

Debra is a right snake in the grass.

The blonde and the fast-speaking John Terry lookalike Geordie get jiggy with it over the course of filming. Not on camera, I guess, though...