OK....I'll admit that my fear of "starting new threads" cause me to shoehorn this in here but, I thought it was a great read ....and potentially could provide hours (yah, I have nothing better to do) of entertainment!
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March 23, 2009
Cheer up Rafa Benitez: five ways to make the Liverpool manager smile Ben Smith
Rafael Benitez is the ultimate perfectionist and as hard to please as any manager in football.
Even after yesterday's 5-0 victory over Aston Villa, Benitez looked about as happy as Cheryl Cole after she got that text while following Chris Moyles' backside up a mountain. "Don’t get me wrong, I am really happy," Benitez said. "The players are doing a fantastic job, but always can improve a little bit.”
In his autobiography, Steven Gerrard gave us an insight into the Benitez mindset. "If Liverpool win and I stick away a dead good hat-trick and do ninety-eight things right and two wrong, Rafa will pull me up sharpish. ‘Stevie, about those two mistakes,’ he will say. Nothing about the hat-trick or the ninety-eight good things ... My aim is still to get a ‘well done’ off Rafa before I retire. But then, if he gives me a ‘well done’, I might need treatment and a long lie-down."
So here's our shot at coming up with five things that will make Rafa come as close to smiling as he did when he passed that last kidney stone (and it wasn't easy... the list not the kidney stone)
1. The Kop to sing Lucas Leiva's name and hail him as their new hero as he is brought on at Anfield.
2. Benitez to be offered improved terms on yet another new contract in which he is given control of players' wages, staff wages, length and colour of players' hair, season ticket prices, appointment of Melwood cleaning staff, temperature in the stadium, the weather, ...
3. Mr. Ferguson to crack under the intense pressure of the title race and in an impassioned post-match interview with Sky Sports' Geoff Shreeves (scheduling permitting, of course) the Scot to say that "he would love it, just love it if he beat Liverpool."
4. Rick Parry left to carry his own personal effects through the Shankly Gates after negotiations with removal company collapse.
5. Liverpool to beat Jurgen Klinsmann's Bayern Munich in the semi-final of this season's Champions League
We'd love to hear your suggestions.
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1-Torres returns from international break uninjured.
2-Parry starts new job,toilet attendant at Melwood.
3-Keane scores hattrick at old trafford.
4-Fergusson gets 2mnth touchline ban for constant moaning.
5-Lucas scores 30yrd screamer to secure title!
Posted by: scousepete | 23 Mar 2009 14:43:23
To Make Rafa Smile:
1. 100% Ball Possession.
2. 90 goals in 90 minute.
3. Concede 0 goals.
4. No Players injured whole season.
5. If on July 11, 2010 1300 Rafa says
he wants to sign Kaka, on July 11,
2010 1301 Kaka signs for Liverpool.
**( Kaka is just an example )**
Posted by: diranoct3 | 23 Mar 2009 12:21:02
How about Manu losing the next 3-9 games? Its possile. Rafa may smile when they lose the next 3 !
Posted by: Boon | 23 Mar 2009 12:06:04
Source: The Times
http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/2009/03/cheer-up-benite.html