Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Lynx the saucy mynx]

My Liverpool friend is pissed off with me. When it was 0-0 when City faced Burnley, I messaged him saying half an hour left we might do it. They scored a minute later.

Last night I messaged an eyes emoji to indicate that a 0-0 draw could happen, then Kompany scored a minute later. He then text me saying "You done it again, and text me after the game blaming me. And isn't speaking to me now.

I've heard of superstitions and such, but this is just pathetic.

Moving on.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

My Liverpool friend is pissed off with me. When it was 0-0 when City faced Burnley, I messaged him saying half an hour left we might do it. They scored a minute later.

Last night I messaged an eyes emoji to indicate that a 0-0 draw could happen, then Kompany scored a minute later. He then text me saying "You done it again, and text me after the game blaming me. And isn't speaking to me now.

I've heard of superstitions and such, but this is just pathetic.

Moving on.

Nah that shit is real. I have a mate the same, if he texts me it fucks everything up. 100% of the time. City away being the prime example this season. Text me saying we were going to batter them and they were shite. Same mate texts me before Barca. No other texts this season.

Mods might need to apply a namechange here, Lynx the Saucy Jinx? 

[rob1966]

Nah that shit is real. I have a mate the same, if he texts me it fucks everything up. 100% of the time. City away being the prime example this season. Text me saying we were going to batter them and they were shite. Same mate texts me before Barca. No other texts this season.

Mods might need to apply a namechange here, Lynx the Saucy Jinx? 

Burnley and Leicester, our kid has posted on FB Job half Done. Told him not to post a fucking thing on Sunday, bastard Jinx.

[Barneylfc∗]

My Liverpool friend is pissed off with me. When it was 0-0 when City faced Burnley, I messaged him saying half an hour left we might do it. They scored a minute later.

Last night I messaged an eyes emoji to indicate that a 0-0 draw could happen, then Kompany scored a minute later. He then text me saying "You done it again, and text me after the game blaming me. And isn't speaking to me now.

I've heard of superstitions and such, but this is just pathetic.

Moving on.

I'd cut all contact with you to be quite honest.
Although have you tried to reverse it? If you say City are going to win at a canter?

[Lynx the saucy mynx]

I'd cut all contact with you to be quite honest.
Although have you tried to reverse it? If you say City are going to win at a canter?

Barcelona won't concede 4 goals tonight. And they will score definitely.

[Lynx the saucy mynx]

Barcelona won't concede 4 goals tonight. And they will score definitely.

Curse lifted.

[rob1966]

Curse lifted.

 

[Barneylfc∗]

Barcelona won't concede 4 goals tonight. And they will score definitely.

Never doubted you 

[Medellin]

Easyjet flight Liverpool to Madrid 31st May £750 

[Broad Spectrum]

Easyjet flight Liverpool to Madrid 31st May £750 

Absolute joke. Hold off for a bit they should put more on, although it will still be expensive.

[Barneylfc∗]

Easyjet flight Liverpool to Madrid 31st May £750 

I fucking hate airlines and really don't understand how they get away with it.

[CheshireDave]

Easyjet flight Liverpool to Madrid 31st May £750 

You can get a flight from Manchester to Barcelona (arriving on day of the final and returning 2 days after) and a 3h train for approx £300 Barca to Madrid (approx £440 from Liverpool)

Check flights to Valencia too. It's less than 2h to Madrid from there.

[Graeme]

Without this pricing model though we wouldn't have the dirt cheap flights that revolutionised the industry

[Son of Spion]

It's chilly and pissing down with rain, but after last night, nothing can annoy me today. 

[afc tukrish]

It's chilly and pissing down with rain, but after last night, nothing can annoy me today. 

Police report sighting of random, pioneering dude running naked in the streets through the rain (and wind)...

[Son of Spion]

Police report sighting of random, pioneering dude running naked in the streets through the rain (and wind)...

 

[Qston]

Easyjet flight Liverpool to Madrid 31st May £750 

Just done a google maps thing. 1350 miles to drive for me so maybe the better option !

[rob1966]

Easyjet flight Liverpool to Madrid 31st May £750 

Try SkyScanner.

Bit of fucking about but you can do JLA to Berlin then Berlin to Madrid for about £300 return. Pick flights to the likes of Munich, Berlin, Prague etc and see what you can get. Mate of mine did flew Istanbul - Kiev last year and came back via Prague.

[I've been a good boy]

Airlines hiking up prices is a fucking disgrace. Was going to suggest getting a dirtcheap Ryanair flight to Dublin and fly from there but even from there it's £900. Disgusting. And UEFA as usual fleecing fans, the stadium will be full of a bunch of suits who probably don't even know what offside is.

[Crosby Nick]

Airlines hiking up prices is a fucking disgrace. Was going to suggest getting a dirtcheap Ryanair flight to Dublin and fly from there but even from there it's £900. Disgusting. And UEFA as usual fleecing fans, the stadium will be full of a bunch of suits who probably don't even know what offside is.

Don’t tell me they’ve double booked the Wanda with a referees convention?

[Lynx the saucy mynx]

Never doubted you 

Check my post in the Champions League thread. The curse is back.

[CraigDS]

Trailers / adverts for TV shows which come on when you’re not expecting them and contain spoilers 

[Nobby Reserve]

Construction companies being allowed to close half or all of an important road for months on end whilst they build another big fuck-off building. Bring delays and misery to tens of thousands of motorists. Should be made to operate completely within their square footage of the site.

[Medellin]

Try SkyScanner.

Bit of fucking about but you can do JLA to Berlin then Berlin to Madrid for about £300 return. Pick flights to the likes of Munich, Berlin, Prague etc and see what you can get. Mate of mine did flew Istanbul - Kiev last year and came back via Prague.

Could be a motorhome now if all goes well.
So many things going on that will hopefully iron themselves out by then.

[rob1966]

Could be a motorhome now if all goes well.
So many things going on that will hopefully iron themselves out by then.

Cool way to travel.

Todays annoyance - the amount of cry arses shitting themselves that we are playing Fucking Spurs. This is the team who battered a Barcelona side with Messi, Suarez et al and people are pissing their kecks about Moura - for fucks sake..

[Phil M]

Cool way to travel.

Todays annoyance - the amount of cry arses shitting themselves that we are playing Fucking Spurs. This is the team who battered a Barcelona side with Messi, Suarez et al and people are pissing their kecks about Moura - for fucks sake..

If it was Ajax through it'd be worse given the footy they've played on the way to the semi knocking our Juve and Madrid etc mate.

[Medellin]

Cool way to travel.

Todays annoyance - the amount of cry arses shitting themselves that we are playing Fucking Spurs. This is the team who battered a Barcelona side with Messi, Suarez et al and people are pissing their kecks about Moura - for fucks sake..

Champions league final.
One guarantee is you don't get an easy game.
Spurs are very capable & there is no margin for error at all,having said that..i feel quite confident we will bring home No6 & you are spot on Rob-teams will fear us more than we will fear them,no place for whiny arses!

[Barneylfc∗]

Cool way to travel.

Todays annoyance - the amount of cry arses shitting themselves that we are playing Fucking Spurs. This is the team who battered a Barcelona side with Messi, Suarez et al and people are pissing their kecks about Moura - for fucks sake..

I've done a fair bit of moaning about it, but not on here. Would much rather have played Ajax, but not because of the thought of losing to Spurs. Liverpool v Ajax is a proper European giant v European giant. Liverpool v Spurs is, well, not as glamorous.

[Lee1-6Liv]

Ebay again, sold a wireless thermostat for parts/not working.

Dickhead that bought it opens a case and leaves negative feedback because it doesn't work!

[paulrazor]

haha. clue was in the description

friend was selling a concert ticket there once and was offered an insane amount. thrilled

the guy then said he wanted half the money back becuase he thought it was for two tickets.

mate told him initially that thats just tough but he ended up giving him half back

[I've been a good boy]

Not shitting my kecks at all about Spurs but it’s annoying that we’re facing them instead of a young, exciting Ajax side. It’s like scoring a spectacular knockout against Anthony Joshua then being rewarded with a fight against Audley Harrison.

[Dench57]

Not shitting my kecks at all about Spurs but it’s annoying that we’re facing them instead of a young, exciting Ajax side. It’s like scoring a spectacular knockout against Anthony Joshua then being rewarded with a fight against Audley Harrison.

Yeah, haven't really seen anyone "shitting themselves". Just mildly irritating, the way it was the last kick of the game, how great it would've been to play Ajax instead of boring shithouse Spurs, and how we'll now have to hear "sign on, sign on" in a European Cup final.

[rob1966]

I've done a fair bit of moaning about it, but not on here. Would much rather have played Ajax, but not because of the thought of losing to Spurs. Liverpool v Ajax is a proper European giant v European giant. Liverpool v Spurs is, well, not as glamorous.

Agree on this, I wanted a European Final, multi time finalists, 9 CL's between the teams, noise, songs and banners, instead we get fucking Spurs and their boring fucking drone.

Not shitting my kecks at all about Spurs but it’s annoying that we’re facing them instead of a young, exciting Ajax side. It’s like scoring a spectacular knockout against Anthony Joshua then being rewarded with a fight against Audley Harrison.

Yeah, haven't really seen anyone "shitting themselves". Just mildly irritating, the way it was the last kick of the game, how great it would've been to play Ajax instead of boring shithouse Spurs, and how we'll now have to hear "sign on, sign on" in a European Cup final.

I've seen comments like "We'll have to find a way to deal with Moura", "I couldn't bear to lose to an English side", "Poch is the tactical equal of Klopp". Go into the CL thread from last night, there are plenty of piss and shit stained kecks in there.

[Lee1-6Liv]

haha. clue was in the description

friend was selling a concert ticket there once and was offered an insane amount. thrilled

the guy then said he wanted half the money back becuase he thought it was for two tickets.

mate told him initially that thats just tough but he ended up giving him half back

Thing is I would have given partial refund if he messaged saying he made a mistake and thought it was working but he left negative feedback and started  a return. He even said that the one I sold is exactly like the one in the picture I had listed 

[paulrazor]

Thing is I would have given partial refund if he messaged saying he made a mistake and thought it was working but he left negative feedback and started  a return. He even said that the one I sold is exactly like the one in the picture I had listed 

just an idiot

[Medellin]

16k tickets to each finalist in a stadium which has a capacity of 68,000.

[rob1966]

16k tickets to each finalist in a stadium which has a capacity of 68,000.

Bet most of those are the £155 ones too

[AndyMuller]

Coming home from a two week holiday in Florida and back in work tomorrow with no other sunny holidays booked.

[Nobby Reserve]

People who drive pick-up trucks

[Agent99]

How hard it is to make new friends when you're older.