Author Topic: All About Skrtel (Read 74815 times)

rosie · « **Reply #320 on:** July 9, 2008, 08:30:29 pm »

Skrtel leaves the toilet seat up and no one complains.

ThingOnASpring · « **Reply #321 on:** July 9, 2008, 10:19:18 pm »

E=MC ^Skrtel

scousepower · « **Reply #322 on:** July 9, 2008, 11:01:08 pm »

Quote from: The Infamous_LFC on July 9, 2008, 03:44:05 pm

lmao

rosie · « **Reply #323 on:** July 9, 2008, 11:20:12 pm »

Martin Skrtel will never grow old because age can't catch up with him.

rome2009 · « **Reply #324 on:** July 10, 2008, 12:50:23 am »

Martin Skrtel ate all the pies

RedGem · « **Reply #325 on:** July 10, 2008, 11:35:10 am »

Martin Skrtel has no problems whatsoever understanding Jamie Carragher.

mightykopite8 · « **Reply #326 on:** July 10, 2008, 12:59:16 pm »

Quote from: RedGem on July 10, 2008, 11:35:10 am

Martin Skrtel has no problems whatsoever understanding Jamie Carragher.

Because Martin Skrtel made Carra to speak english in Slovak accent....

mzungu · « **Reply #327 on:** July 10, 2008, 01:04:16 pm »

Martin Skrtel scares the vowels out of Eastern European surnames.

Fear of being approached by Martin Skrtel has led to Purple Aki leaving the north west.

rosie · « **Reply #328 on:** July 10, 2008, 02:34:43 pm »

Martin Skrtel is The Squadfather

Stonerdude · « **Reply #329 on:** July 10, 2008, 02:41:36 pm »

Martin Skrtel isn't hung like a horse, a Horse is hung like Martin Skrtel

love the reds · « **Reply #330 on:** July 10, 2008, 02:42:38 pm »

martin skrtel caused roy (toad face) carroll to drop "that goal"

Tentacles. · « **Reply #331 on:** July 10, 2008, 02:47:24 pm »

Little know fact

The Earth does not revolve around the Sun , The sun revolves around Skrtel.

farawayred · « **Reply #332 on:** July 10, 2008, 07:01:57 pm »

Quote from: mzungu on July 10, 2008, 01:04:16 pm

Martin Skrtel scares the vowels out of Eastern European surnames.

This only means that Martin Skrtel hasn't been to Holland; take Ooijer for example...

Red Soul · « **Reply #333 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:19:25 pm »

Martin Skrtel has only ever had one orgasm.

Scientists know this event as 'The Big Bang'.

Franck Le Poof · « **Reply #334 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:31:50 pm »

Quote from: Red Soul on July 10, 2008, 08:19:25 pm

Martin Skrtel has only ever had one orgasm.

Scientists know this event as 'The Big Bang'.

tazman74 · « **Reply #335 on:** July 10, 2008, 08:42:36 pm »

Martin Skrtel doesn't shave his head. It's just that hair is afraid to grow there.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #336 on:** July 11, 2008, 05:00:07 am »

Slovakia adopted the Euro to appease Martin Skrtel, whilst advertising boards weep upon hearing the faint whisper of his name.

rosie · « **Reply #337 on:** July 11, 2008, 08:26:11 am »

If Skrtel was a woman he would use Duncan Ferguson as a tampon.

jimmyb1979 · « **Reply #338 on:** July 11, 2008, 08:43:28 am »

(not sure if its been said, saw it on another forum)

Martin Skrtel is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Martin Skrtel doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Martin Skrtel knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

minusone · « **Reply #339 on:** July 11, 2008, 10:57:35 am »

The principal export of Martin Skrtel is pain.
Martin Skrtel is the worlds largest stock exchange, but only deals in one thing, pain.
There is no such thing as the theory of evolution, just a list of animals Martin Skrtel has allowed to live.
Only God can divide by zero. The result was Martin Skrtel.

Jokerfish · « **Reply #340 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:03:46 am »

Quote from: ThingOnASpring on July 9, 2008, 10:19:18 pm

E=MC ^Skrtel

Quality that one

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #341 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:13:43 am »

rosie · « **Reply #342 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:20:01 am »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on July 12, 2008, 01:13:43 am

Oh yes.

farawayred · « **Reply #343 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:50:57 am »

Quote from: ThingOnASpring on July 9, 2008, 10:19:18 pm

E=MC ^Skrtel

Brilliant!!!

Small modification if you allow:

E = LFC^Skrtel, where E stands for Europe, and LFC is obviously LFC.

Europe equals LFC to the power of Skrtel...

ours for keeps · « **Reply #344 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:26:37 am »

Djibriliant · « **Reply #345 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:45:47 am »

Martin Skrtel can use Argos gift vouchers after there expiry date

ours for keeps · « **Reply #346 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:54:15 pm »

Quote from: Djibriliant on July 13, 2008, 11:45:47 am

Martin Skrtel can use Argos gift vouchers in Bargain Booze !!!!

Bryan_L · « **Reply #347 on:** July 16, 2008, 06:27:10 am »

Next year's Mr. Universe title has been awarded prematurely because no living men dare to question Mr. Slovakia's credential

SmithdownAndy · « **Reply #348 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:00:24 am »

The following 2 people changed their names:

Ivan The Terrible is now Ivan The Timid

and

Ming The Merciless is now Ming The Ming

cos Martin Skrtel told them to

woz92 · « **Reply #349 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:07:35 am »

this is a great thread. hahaha

Tones81 · « **Reply #350 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:23:10 pm »

martin skrtel was pulled over by the police while driving at high speed yesterday.
Apparantly skrtel fined the officer involved 100 pounds and suspended his licence for 6 months.

SmithdownAndy · « **Reply #351 on:** July 16, 2008, 04:25:23 pm »

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him......
Cos Martin Skrtel wrote it.

If Robbie Fowler walked on water....
was it because Martin Skrtel was underneath holding him up ??

Fern9do · « **Reply #352 on:** July 16, 2008, 04:45:47 pm »

Martin Skrtel was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands.

babeltime · « **Reply #353 on:** July 16, 2008, 06:25:54 pm »

The picture of skrtel on a bike in switzerland looking hard as ever made me laugh rediculously.

Maybe im stoned, who knows

GinuWhine · « **Reply #354 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:19:46 pm »

in WMD, the M stands for Martin

Voni · « **Reply #355 on:** July 17, 2008, 12:40:57 pm »

Martin Skrtel can lick his own elbow

farawayred · « **Reply #356 on:** July 17, 2008, 07:21:48 pm »

Quote from: Voni on July 17, 2008, 12:40:57 pm

Martin Skrtel can lick his own elbow

What are you saying, he can lick his own neck and see that without a mirror!

Fern9do · « **Reply #357 on:** July 17, 2008, 08:11:34 pm »

>Martin Skrtel is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Martin Skrtel

>When Martin Skrtel has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

>If Martin Skrtel is late, time better slow the f@ck down.

gnaume · « **Reply #358 on:** July 17, 2008, 09:37:21 pm »

Quote from: Fern9do on July 17, 2008, 08:11:34 pm

>If Martin Skrtel is late, time better slow the f@ck down.

good one that

Martin Skrtel can throw balls over

Fern9do · « **Reply #359 on:** July 17, 2008, 10:06:40 pm »

>Martin Skrtel frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

>There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Martin Skrtel

>Martin Skrtel can kill two stones with one bird.