i got 2 emails this morning. 1 from sportdaq update and the other from torres' buletines from his site. i am very very sad and boring.......
You can't be sad and boring if you are posting on the Mundane thread.
you got me there.
Just posted this.
When she comes home, I am going to smash the poker into her head. This should serve as an effective reminder to her to ensure she remembers not to do this in future.
I was almost on the motorway this morning when I realised I'd stupidly left a fork in the knife drawer at home. I found a safe place to pull in and turn the car around and then retraced my journey back to the house to rectify this foolish error. When I got home and let myself in to the house, I discovered my wife had realised what had happened and had in fact replaced it for me. Some people may think this is kind of her but it meant my journey back was for nothing and also increased my carbon footprint for no reason at all as well. When she comes home, I am going to smash the poker into her head. This should serve as an effective reminder to her to ensure she remembers not to do this in future.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
Crosby Nick never fails.
The heater isn't working in my car.
I'm so fucking angry I'm rubbing my face!!!
The vending machine in work has just fauiled to fully dispense my white chocolate "crunch" bar.This resulted in me purchasing a packet of cheese and onion walkers in the futile hope that during their fall into my collection area, they may actually displace the aforementioned crunch bar.It never worked.Luckily, the crisps never got stuck behind the crunch bar, how i would have guffawed at that one.My final attempt was to resort to the old fashioned shaking of the machine.The machine has now gone into shut down mode, and will not even allow me to make any further purchases.What a fucking shambles.
The heater in my car works quite well.But then it is a Saab.
I have an old Ford Escort. You get what you pay for I suppose.I was given a heater that plugs into the cigarette lighter. It doesn't work very well.
Whacked her a few times last night. She's good. Ought to set up a group rate for our gang though. 2 pts each? I'll take 10 goes.
Our vending machine failed to dispense a packet of Walkers Sensations Chicken and Thyme crisps properly. I never really wanted Chicken and Thyme anyway but they were sold out of salt and vinegar and I needed my fix of saturated fat and there was no lard to hand.Following Pascoli's lead I dispensed a Cadbury's Dairy Milk to try and dislodge the Chicken and Thyme crisps. I didn't really want a Dairy Milk, in fact I'd prefer a white dairy crunch from Pascoli's machine, but our machine doesn't stock them.It worked. Now I have crisps and chocolate. I cannot decide if I feel victorious or whether I have just spent £1 on two products I didn't really want.Our vending machine is old skool and is not webcammed or otherwise available on the internet so you have no way of verifying any of this.It's Thursday.
I changed over to a new mousemat today.....
Elton John's going to stick it up you.