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« Reply #6680 on: July 28, 2008, 03:17:47 pm »


Great choice of photo from Skysports today.

Cesc Face II perhaps?
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« Reply #6681 on: July 28, 2008, 03:20:46 pm »
Torres gives little Rafa a cuddle :D


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Check out this on eBay. Note the seller  :D

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« Reply #6684 on: July 28, 2008, 04:02:28 pm »
Looks like Alan Partridge ;D

















You know, if Alan Partridge was made out of clay

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« Reply #6685 on: July 28, 2008, 04:53:54 pm »
Seeing all these art works, I really miss Benno.  He can earn a fortune if he is selling his master works.
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« Reply #6686 on: July 28, 2008, 05:22:44 pm »
The baby is Villa's not Xabi's.

Thought it's his nephew

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #6687 on: July 28, 2008, 05:31:32 pm »
Only a fiver including delivery though. Someones gonna get a bargain there.


As an aside, its a pity to see Red Artist using vision altering drugs.

That looks like one of his.
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« Reply #6688 on: July 28, 2008, 05:32:08 pm »

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« Reply #6689 on: July 28, 2008, 05:34:03 pm »
The baby is Villa's not Xabi's.

now i'm lost
first i was told the baby is xabi's
then someone said the baby is a spanish journalist's
but that's definitely not villa's baby
cause from what i know he has a daughter and that's definitely not her
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« Reply #6690 on: July 28, 2008, 05:37:16 pm »
Can someone post the original of Torres holding xabis baby?
 
thanks

i really don't know whose baby is that anymore (i still assume that's xabi's baby ;) )
but here you go mate

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« Reply #6691 on: July 28, 2008, 06:07:01 pm »

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« Reply #6692 on: July 28, 2008, 06:58:35 pm »
^^^^^^^^
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« Reply #6693 on: July 28, 2008, 07:38:37 pm »
;D bet you were waiting just till the breaking news came on skysports to post that.
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« Reply #6694 on: July 28, 2008, 08:01:03 pm »
Let the madness begin.


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« Reply #6695 on: July 28, 2008, 08:03:51 pm »
Looks well in the new kit  ;D


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« Reply #6696 on: July 28, 2008, 08:12:54 pm »
Looks well in the new kit  ;D

good job on this one... the masking is a bit fuzzy and the neck rather large, but still very good.

the previous one is also good, but needs usharp or something... keane's face is too blurry and dark.

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« Reply #6697 on: July 28, 2008, 08:15:49 pm »
He looks a bit overweight in that shot......been having a few too many beers with Nando.
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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« Reply #6698 on: July 28, 2008, 08:18:32 pm »
His Signing has made my Day !!!!
Yaahooooooooooo !!!!
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« Reply #6699 on: July 28, 2008, 10:36:16 pm »
Someone find the Joe Cole pic with the Martin Skrtel bee, plz.
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« Reply #6700 on: July 28, 2008, 10:39:06 pm »
Someone find the Joe Cole pic with the Martin Skrtel bee, plz.


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« Reply #6701 on: July 28, 2008, 10:59:22 pm »


Thanks a lot mate, fukin awesome  ;D
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« Reply #6702 on: July 29, 2008, 01:36:20 am »
i really don't know whose baby is that anymore (i still assume that's xabi's baby ;) )
but here you go mate

It is definitely Xabi's, according to the picture it says ''Torres&Jon'' and I remember Xabi namong his son Jon

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« Reply #6703 on: July 29, 2008, 05:51:50 am »
Looks well in the new kit  ;D


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« Reply #6704 on: July 29, 2008, 06:11:33 am »


Maybe Andriy Voronin and John Travolta's lovechild??
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« Reply #6706 on: July 29, 2008, 06:52:46 am »
I think it could be Gerrards evil twin, I'm not sure how he escaped

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« Reply #6707 on: July 29, 2008, 07:27:11 am »


one of you wizards should come up with something for this...

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/379/temp5kh3.jpg

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« Reply #6708 on: July 29, 2008, 07:36:40 am »
:lmao

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It's actually drawn on the back of an old Weetabix box.
That of course was before he found Macphistos old magic lamp in a bin on London Road, and well......the rest is history.
;D fuckers.

Whomever the guy is - his Lucy Pinder is spectacular. http://i23.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/ff/a6/02f7_1.JPG  :D

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« Reply #6709 on: July 29, 2008, 07:49:52 am »
It is definitely Xabi's, according to the picture it says ''Torres&Jon'' and I remember Xabi namong his son Jon

erm i named that picture
and i put torres & jon because when i first saw this picture at the off-topic thread i was told that's xabi's baby
sorry for the confusion ;D
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« Reply #6710 on: July 29, 2008, 10:00:07 am »
It is definitely Xabi's, according to the picture it says ''Torres&Jon'' and I remember Xabi namong his son Jon

I think this should clear up some confusion: http://www.fernando9torres.com/image.php?volver=Mseleccion&id_foto=801&offset=33

According to Fernando's official site, the baby is called Mario, thus meaning it is NOT Xabi Alonso's little one, who is called Jon.
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« Reply #6711 on: July 29, 2008, 11:06:52 am »
When did Masch get a new head?

Whats Masch doing looking like he's about to whip in a tasty ball from the left?  :P
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« Reply #6712 on: July 29, 2008, 02:03:59 pm »
;D fuckers.

Whomever the guy is - his Lucy Pinder is spectacular. http://i23.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/ff/a6/02f7_1.JPG  :D


HAHAHAHHAA! that is so bad

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« Reply #6713 on: July 29, 2008, 02:18:58 pm »
;D fuckers.

Whomever the guy is - his Lucy Pinder is spectacular. http://i23.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/ff/a6/02f7_1.JPG  :D

:lmao...looks like she's got a Mr Magoo t-shirt on
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« Reply #6714 on: July 29, 2008, 05:08:29 pm »
Torres gives little Rafa a cuddle :D



That is just soooo wrong! :lmao
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« Reply #6715 on: July 29, 2008, 07:10:12 pm »
Hi, I have a request, thinking of making a banner for Southport, (see my thread in off topic).

Just one of the ideas is doing something like this

In yellow and black, with the word "Killer" instead of Scarface.

And for now, can you use this picture, but would be better if I could get one of him standing up in a Southport kit. Could some one just do a mock up, with the same silhouette effect, in yellow and black. Thanks in advance.
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« Reply #6716 on: July 29, 2008, 08:18:21 pm »
;D fuckers.

Whomever the guy is - his Lucy Pinder is spectacular. http://i23.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/ff/a6/02f7_1.JPG  :D

:lmao

Her nips look as if they are looking at you. They look like a wee pair of eyes. Just think of the potential that image has. You could cut them out and hide behind it and peer out through the holes. Genius.

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« Reply #6717 on: July 29, 2008, 08:36:54 pm »
Those ebay portraits are shite! Can't believe how the RNLI relies on donations from things like this when millions per week is given to drama schools for posh twats.

That said, i've bid on the Pinder one
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« Reply #6718 on: July 29, 2008, 08:49:09 pm »
:lmao

Her nips look as if they are looking at you. They look like a wee pair of eyes. Just think of the potential that image has. You could cut them out and hide behind it and peer out through the holes. Genius.

Only you could have provided us with such an Artistic review mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6719 on: July 29, 2008, 09:34:32 pm »
her breasts are actually Bugs Bunny's eyes
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