Top four....
1. JAR's
2. Crouchy's
3. SG's
4.Xabi's
My god man
oh well horses for courses I suppose....
JAR's looks she works the checkouts at THE Asda (Momo's) and has the intelligence of a gnat - so the perfect couple then
Alex Curran - *shudder* she's almost plastic, the phrase less is more springs to mind, much much less, Horror Spice will be worried she has a serious new rival.
Clancy - very nice canvas to work with but the brushstrokes need a little refining, a touch of class required, bit like Crouchie's heading and attitude.
Mrs Arbeloa - easily the best of the bunch, natural but understated, possibly prone to occasional outlandish displays of affection....like her husband when we win a corner.