Topic: Ricky Gervais podcasting

[Mr Dilkington]

Geat username there, one of my favourite moments from the podcasts that (Mr Dilkington)

Cheers , i don't have a head like a fucking orange though.

[Randy Marsh]

Was in Costa Coffee early this morning, just me and one girl working there. And suddenly I burst out laughing because I've got Karl saying 'I was still using my eyes even though I had 'em shut'.

Funniest thing on all the podcasts is from, I forget which one its from, Guide to Medicine I think. And Karls talking about a new machine where a doctor can feel what the patient is feeling and Steve just goes 'I dont know whats going on here'.

[hooded claw]

It's the absolute bewilderment from Gervais and Smerch that kills me, and Gervais' absolute infuriation and exasperation (probably better on the XFM stuff) at Monkey News.

[Gobias Industries]

My favourite moment on all the podcasts, one that can make ma spontaneously laugh at the thought of it, is when Karl is describing the grub's reaction to finding a crumb of biscuit and taking it back to his mates.

You can't even recreate it in text. It's the wee voice he does.

"oh, we got biscuit!"

Kills me.

[Cribertinokes]

Just looked through the thread and all the links to downloads and YT vids are dead, anyone know where I can download all his audio books?

[Mr Dilkington]

My favourite moment on all the podcasts, one that can make ma spontaneously laugh at the thought of it, is when Karl is describing the grub's reaction to finding a crumb of biscuit and taking it back to his mates.

You can't even recreate it in text. It's the wee voice he does.

"oh, we got biscuit!"

Kills me.

I wonder if the film Karl pitched to the film execs will ever get made ?. Starring Clive Warren and Rebecca De Mornay. There in love , then Clive Warren gets hit by a bus and dies, but his brain isn't dead. The doctor then asks Rebecca De Mornay if she wants his brain in her head so she can have a chat with him . She then hears him saying  "leslie" , and she finds out he was having an affair with Leslie. Clive Warren then takes over her body because all he does is think while she does the hoovering and shopping. Clive Warren then goes to Leslie and they fall in love. Leslie turned Lesbian over night , but she understood it was Clives head.


Oscar written all over it

[Gobias Industries]

I wonder if the film Karl pitched to the film execs will ever get made ?. Starring Clive Warren and Rebecca De Mornay. There in love , then Clive Warren gets hit by a bus and dies, but his brain isn't dead. The doctor then asks Rebecca De Mornay if she wants his brain in her head so she can have a chat with him . She then hears him saying  "leslie" , and she finds out he was having an affair with Leslie. Clive Warren then takes over her body because all he does is think while she does the hoovering and shopping. Clive Warren then goes to Leslie and they fall in love. Leslie turned Lesbian over night , but she understood it was Clives head.


Oscar written all over it

Genuine brilliance.

That lass must have had a massive head to fit two brains.

[Crazyhorse7778]

"Can't imagine Spielberg nipping down to Costa Coffee to discuss E.T. or whatever"

[hooded claw]

Just looked through the thread and all the links to downloads and YT vids are dead, anyone know where I can download all his audio books?

Have you tried Pilkipedia?

[Reddave7]

Have you tried Pilkipedia?

They dont have anything that needs to be paid for for obvious reasons. Podcasts/audiobooks are on itunes but you can probably find them elsewhere.

Get on pilkipedia though for the xfm shows among other stuff

[Hazell]

Get on pilkipedia though for the xfm shows among other stuff

The old XFM shows are a lot better than the podcasts as well.

[UntouchableLuis]

Only annoying thing about downloading the XFM shows is that the series 2 link doesn't seem to work so you have to download each episode individually which will take agaes (

[Hazell]

Only annoying thing about downloading the XFM shows is that the series 2 link doesn't seem to work so you have to download each episode individually which will take agaes (

It's worth it for that episode when Karl's pitching ideas for competitions:

- Big Mother - Call in, if your mam's heavy, you win a CD

- The Rice Is Right - I read out 2 different restaurant menus and callers have to guess whether it's Indian or Chinese

- Fifteen Taiwan - Like Fifteen To One I read out fifteen items and you have to guess which one is made in Taiwan

and so on. Genius.

[hooded claw]

Only annoying thing about downloading the XFM shows is that the series 2 link doesn't seem to work so you have to download each episode individually which will take agaes (

Is the link to d/l all four XFM series in one zip archive (around 2.4Gb) not working?

[Mr Dilkington]

Anyone know when the Guide to the World cup is available for download on itunes ?

[Uhoh AureliOs]

Frickin sweet, it's free too.

[Raz]

Good stuff.

[UntouchableLuis]

Is the link to d/l all four XFM series in one zip archive (around 2.4Gb) not working?

Ahh shit, missed this and downloaded all the first series in split archives    Oh well, just going to download the whole archive now anyway 

Can't wait for the World Cup podcast, I assume it will be available early tomorrow

[Uhoh AureliOs]

Guide to the World Cup

FREE DOWNLOAD LINK

[hooded claw]

Guide to the World Cup

FREE DOWNLOAD LINK

And it starts with Shanks 

[Uhoh AureliOs]

And it starts with Shanks 

Aye nice touch that. Only heard the first 10 minutes though as I was out like a light (listen in bed).

[hooded claw]

Aye nice touch that. Only heard the first 10 minutes though as I was out like a light (listen in bed).

Me too, normally, but only got the new one this morning. Had xfm series 2 on while I slept.

I need an iPad now, after that podcast....

[medley]

I follow Karl's way of thinking when I see a flashy car or house these days, I'm always thinking to myself "I bet hes a gangstar!"

[Mr Dilkington]

Anyone else think Karl has turned into a bit off a twat ? , not the same Karl from xfm shows and the early ricky gervais shows.

[Ultimate Bromance]

Ah that was class, they should do a podcast of commentary on a game, be genius with those 3.

[Uhoh AureliOs]

Anyone else think Karl has turned into a bit off a twat ? , not the same Karl from xfm shows and the early ricky gervais shows.

"I'm trying to calm my gums down. When I'm stressed out my gums and my teeth know before I do, It's like a weakness.

That's what's weird with stress, innit? your body can be stressed without you realising.

But I'm pretty good, I never feel stress that's part of my problem, I am stressed but I don't know about it. It's number one killer."


He must be stressed

[Captain Wolf Biscuit]

Had a pretty awkward moment a couple of months ago, I was on a plane and one of the fattest women I've ever seen was sitting next to me. So, I was just listening to the old podcasts and it was the bit when Steve Merchant's talking about his trip to Rio (one of my favourite parts of all the podcasts) and at the same time this woman was trying to eat a sandwich, but she was so big the she couldn't get the table down, so it was completely diagonal and she tried to rest the sandwich on there but it just slid down and landed on the floor, just as Steve's saying that he was waving to the Brazilian girls with his knob out and his glasses off! So I burst out laughing at the worst possible moment. She didn't look happy with me. I picked up her sandwich though, so it was OK.

[mildale]

Had a pretty awkward moment a couple of months ago, I was on a plane and one of the fattest women I've ever seen was sitting next to me. So, I was just listening to the old podcasts and it was the bit when Steve Merchant's talking about his trip to Rio (one of my favourite parts of all the podcasts) and at the same time this woman was trying to eat a sandwich, but she was so big the she couldn't get the table down, so it was completely diagonal and she tried to rest the sandwich on there but it just slid down and landed on the floor, just as Steve's saying that he was waving to the Brazilian girls with his knob out and his glasses off! So I burst out laughing at the worst possible moment. She didn't look happy with me. I picked up her sandwich though, so it was OK.

Aha! Probably my favourite story on the podcasts.

[Randy Marsh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbrU8tF_tBI

[Paul JH]

Anyone else think Karl has turned into a bit off a twat ? , not the same Karl from xfm shows and the early ricky gervais shows.

I think it's more that he's playing a part nowadays. Still the same Karl, just tried to be more deadpan. The early XFM stuff you can hear him laughing at times, wheras now he plays the deadpan role while they take the piss. That World Cup one is the worst one they've done for me! Still funny though...

Been catching up with some of the older podcasts, just hilarious.

[Istanbul Therapy Group]

I love it when he says "and i'm not having a go" but then starts mouthing off about something totally inane.

Its so fucking funny when he is talking about dads mate (cant remember word for word) but something like john the screw coz he owned a DIY shop and Mick the Hat, because he never wore a hat. hahahahaha.

Also the monkey news where the monkey robs the fella who just robbed the bank. cracks me up every time.

[Cribertinokes]

Enjoyed that WC podcast, the very end was the best bit for me.

Ricky "You can get the audiobooks off iTunes..."

Steve "and XFM's website..."

Karl "OR GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO DOWN THE SHOPS!"

Cracked me up

[UntouchableLuis]

When does Monkey news start in the XFM shows? I'm 3 shows in to series 2 now and they don't do it yet?

[hooded claw]

I've got a compilation of all the Monkey News in one file.

Also the monkey news where the monkey robs the fella who just robbed the bank. cracks me up every time.

'And he starts backing out...' Does me every time, that. Gervais' scandalised reaction just crowns it.

Any love for Rockbusters in here?

[Paul JH]

Was listening to the one where 'Wendy' writes a letter to the Telegraph or something, complaining about Karls 3 minutes on TV and about how utterly inane it was, and they read it to him, and he starts by saying 'well, you've got to have your critics havn't you?' and non-plussed by her criticisms...

... then they rib him for 5 minutes about it, and he ends up going 'Well alright then lets see Wendy's little programme and see what she's got to talk about then! Sick of her...'

You can hear Ricky just cracking up in the background...

 

[Istanbul Therapy Group]

I've got a compilation of all the Monkey News in one file.
'And he starts backing out...' Does me every time, that. Gervais' scandalised reaction just crowns it.

Any love for Rockbusters in here?

couldn't be an absolute hero and email it could you?

[Istanbul Therapy Group]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDdnTR7mqKs&feature=PlayList&p=EC840E19F31B35CB&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=9

Bank Robbery Monkey news.

There was a monkey, dunno where it was.

[hooded claw]

couldn't be an absolute hero and email it could you?

I'll find you the link soon as I get in mate. EDIT- scroll down here to 'Compilations'  and you should see it, among other goodies.----> http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Download:Audio

http://stevenknight.info/xfm/download/xfm.rar for the entire xfm radio archive, 2-odd gig worth if anyone's not got 'em yet.

[johnybarnes]

Any love for Rockbusters in here?

Wet-knee Houston

[hooded claw]

Wet-knee Houston

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