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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2840 on: October 12, 2011, 07:56:00 pm »
Sat by Pepe Reina on an easyjet flight to Malaga 2hrs after the derby

I spotted Kevin Davies at Malaga airport with his missus and two kids, during the September int break, was surprised he isn't as as big in real life as you would think. Saw Mark Noble, James Tomkins and some old bloke I didnt recognize whilst I was queing to check in aswell. I was flying to Stansted and the line was full of cockney geezers in england shirts, typical hammers and yids, was surprised nobody noticed them other than me and my mate.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2841 on: October 12, 2011, 10:54:11 pm »
Seamus Coleman coming out of Nando's in Dundrum in Dublin today with a decent bird. Didn't realise it was him til he had left as we were walking in.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2842 on: October 13, 2011, 07:55:25 am »
He also referred to Liverpool as "we" which I loved....

Obviously a top fella, but I would be very surprised if he doesnt say "we" when talking to Coventry and Leeds fans as well, he was only with us for a season.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2843 on: October 13, 2011, 07:56:05 am »
...some old bloke I didnt recognize

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2844 on: October 13, 2011, 09:53:57 am »
Obviously a top fella, but I would be very surprised if he doesnt say "we" when talking to Coventry and Leeds fans as well, he was only with us for a season.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2845 on: October 13, 2011, 05:38:03 pm »
Obviously a top fella, but I would be very surprised if he doesnt say "we" when talking to Coventry and Leeds fans as well, he was only with us for a season.

Possibly, but through the conversation it was quite clear that he follows LFC closely and is definitely a supporter....I took it at face value.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2846 on: October 13, 2011, 08:55:22 pm »
Obviously a top fella, but I would be very surprised if he doesnt say "we" when talking to Coventry and Leeds fans as well, he was only with us for a season.

Won a few medal's in that short time though eh ;)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2847 on: October 19, 2011, 10:56:20 am »
Noticed THE King at the Airport. Was not close or so, but still. First time iv seen him IRL, was a big moment.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2848 on: October 19, 2011, 10:59:44 am »
Thats him. Seen him a while back in a Black Ranger rover sport at the offy on Larkhill. I think his family owned the shop or so my mate i was with at the time told me.


haha he asked my ex mrs out years ago.He was told he was even uglier in the flesh and he madea prompt exit
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2849 on: October 19, 2011, 11:08:15 am »
Anyone else noticed Glen Johnson's cars (the Bentley and the RR) been outside the Hilton for the last few days?

he's staying in the presidential suite while his house is being done up , saw him in the lift on sunday night, what a life

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2850 on: October 19, 2011, 11:20:07 am »
Franny Jeffers (who???) in Toys r us few days back

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2851 on: October 19, 2011, 04:05:25 pm »
Franny Jeffers (who???) in Toys r us few days back

The fox in the box. Was he working for Geoffrey?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2852 on: October 19, 2011, 04:08:43 pm »
Accidentally barged into Jimmy Carr a few weeks ago in lime street, he looked at me like i'd just given him aids when i tried to apologise.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2853 on: October 19, 2011, 04:18:45 pm »
Accidentally barged into Jimmy Carr a few weeks ago in lime street, he looked at me like i'd just given him aids when i tried to apologise.
he comes across as a prat. and i dont think he is funny either
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2854 on: October 25, 2011, 08:21:16 am »
My lad shook Suarez's hand and got his autograph in Tesco Allerton yesterday.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2855 on: October 25, 2011, 08:31:06 am »
Me and Ash Taylor, up and coming defender at Tranmere:


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2856 on: October 25, 2011, 08:36:02 am »
Scarlett Johansen

had no idea who she was as she was didnt look like a hollywood star untill av just seen the pic in the paper  :butt :butt

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2857 on: October 25, 2011, 11:34:08 am »
Scarlett Johansen

had no idea who she was as she was didnt look like a hollywood star untill av just seen the pic in the paper  :butt :butt

really?, ha ha.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2858 on: October 25, 2011, 11:38:23 am »
Scarlett Johansen

had no idea who she was as she was didnt look like a hollywood star untill av just seen the pic in the paper  :butt :butt
What was she buying in the Asda?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2859 on: October 25, 2011, 11:46:03 am »
What was she buying in the Asda?

A large Cucumber.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2860 on: October 25, 2011, 12:01:18 pm »
fuck knows but he is there now though, (which is quite obvious),

He hasn't been binbagged, his bird is there with him because they are getting work done on his house.

On the ball me....

I saw him outside there on my way in to the gym, with i assume his wife and two kids getting out of some silver jeep looking thing.. shoulda posted at the time really.. was the day we played Brighton in the Carling cup.

I assumed the same as you, work being done on their house if they were all staying there.. was definitly an overnight job as on my way past the next day i saw the little arle door fella speeding out of the car park in his car.. thought to myself "there's his pension sorted!"

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2861 on: October 25, 2011, 12:22:42 pm »
Franny Jeffers (who???) in Toys r us few days back

My mate who's a mad bitter almost had a scrap with him in town about 5-6 years ago when we were about 18-19!..

Was about 2am, The 2 of us were heading up by them clubs at the back of Matthew Street that stayed open a bit later at the time.. pissed up and stumbling past.. Me mate stops and shouts "Franny!" to this fella who passed us.. didnt even notice who it was at first, he's tellin him how much he loves him but he doesnt stop he just smiles and walks on.

Haha never seen me mate so angry, was shouting all over town "can't even stop to say "hello"? you big fuckin has-been!" lol that got him to stop though he turned round and started saying something about being in a rush my mate was havin none of it though "2 seconds for hand shake i wanted you has-been tw@t!!"

He looked sober and was a footballer, we couldn't walk straight.. so im dragging my mate back thinkin "im not gettin my arse handed to me by Micky fuckin Mouse"

In the end he turned and walked the other way mumbling something and i got me mate in to that nightclub underneath the Shangri La resteraunt and he calmed down a bit.. only then i had to spend the night listening to how, he "idolised that c*nt!"

My mates ginger aswell.. not that it makes too much of a difference but angry gingers are funnier for some reason.

Fun night!  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2862 on: October 25, 2011, 12:30:22 pm »
Saw Brian Reade in Central Station on Sunday. I was going to ask him what he thought of Saturday's match but thought better of it.....
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2863 on: October 25, 2011, 03:46:48 pm »
Saw Rebecca Ferguson outside St Johns shopping centre on Saturday morning.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2864 on: October 25, 2011, 03:51:32 pm »
Saw Rebecca Ferguson outside St Johns shopping centre on Saturday morning.

Who?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2866 on: October 25, 2011, 03:56:07 pm »
Scarlett Johansen

had no idea who she was as she was didnt look like a hollywood star untill av just seen the pic in the paper  :butt :butt

You didnt know who she was? Tell me you at least tried to speak to her!



Wow.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2867 on: October 25, 2011, 06:30:42 pm »
My mate who's a mad bitter almost had a scrap with him in town about 5-6 years ago when we were about 18-19!..

Was about 2am, The 2 of us were heading up by them clubs at the back of Matthew Street that stayed open a bit later at the time.. pissed up and stumbling past.. Me mate stops and shouts "Franny!" to this fella who passed us.. didnt even notice who it was at first, he's tellin him how much he loves him but he doesnt stop he just smiles and walks on.

Haha never seen me mate so angry, was shouting all over town "can't even stop to say "hello"? you big fuckin has-been!" lol that got him to stop though he turned round and started saying something about being in a rush my mate was havin none of it though "2 seconds for hand shake i wanted you has-been tw@t!!"

He looked sober and was a footballer, we couldn't walk straight.. so im dragging my mate back thinkin "im not gettin my arse handed to me by Micky fuckin Mouse"

In the end he turned and walked the other way mumbling something and i got me mate in to that nightclub underneath the Shangri La resteraunt and he calmed down a bit.. only then i had to spend the night listening to how, he "idolised that c*nt!"

My mates ginger aswell.. not that it makes too much of a difference but angry gingers are funnier for some reason.

Fun night!  ;D

Good story ;D Must be awful meeting an idol and being dissapointed (although he should've chosen a better idol to be honest).

talking of the place under the shangrila, the karaoke bar, yeah? I sang with some lad off brooky in there once (steve?) and also accused Liz Mclarnen of 'following me' (cos' i'd seen her in town the day before), she wasn't impressed ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2868 on: October 25, 2011, 06:33:12 pm »
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« Reply #2869 on: October 25, 2011, 09:35:20 pm »

talking of the place under the shangrila, the karaoke bar, yeah? I sang with some lad off brooky in there once (steve?) and also accused Liz Mclarnen of 'following me' (cos' i'd seen her in town the day before), she wasn't impressed ;D

Yeah that's the place.. Just googled that bird, she was from Atomic Kitten? shoulda asked if she could introduce you to the "fit one" from the band.. see how unimpressed she got then  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2870 on: October 25, 2011, 09:41:46 pm »
Seen Harry Redknapp outside Anfield Road end before the game on Sat.  Must've taken him ages to walk pastthat end as loads stopped him for mobile photos.  To be fair he stopped for everyone requesting a photo rather than steaming on past.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2871 on: October 25, 2011, 09:45:50 pm »
Saw Rebecca Ferguson outside St Johns shopping centre on Saturday morning.

Talentless bitch busking already eh

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2872 on: October 25, 2011, 10:00:44 pm »
Seen Harry Redknapp outside Anfield Road end before the game on Sat.  Must've taken him ages to walk pastthat end as loads stopped him for mobile photos.  To be fair he stopped for everyone requesting a photo rather than steaming on past.

Harry or Jamie?!

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« Reply #2873 on: October 25, 2011, 11:44:19 pm »
Yeah that's the place.. Just googled that bird, she was from Atomic Kitten? shoulda asked if she could introduce you to the "fit one" from the band.. see how unimpressed she got then  ;D

Indeed, she already looked like she was suckin on a lemon anyway tbf, that might have pushed her over the edge.

re the Arry story, I wonder how many 'triffic, cheers harry' responses he got for his trouble, you'd just have to.

p.s. i think Johno may have knocked his house down and started again.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2874 on: October 26, 2011, 03:21:31 pm »
Saw Jon Snow, the newsreader for Channel 4, up by the Universities yesterday.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2875 on: October 26, 2011, 03:48:00 pm »
Saw Brian Reade on Lark lane on Monday night. His son is the image of him.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2876 on: October 26, 2011, 10:38:07 pm »
You didnt know who she was? Tell me you at least tried to speak to her!


Wow.


never got the chance we seen the film crew settin up and we thought it was a advert or sumfin and they way she was dressed she didnt look that special great arse though aparently coming back to film some more scenes in a months time  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2877 on: October 30, 2011, 05:08:55 pm »
What does Ian Rush read on a Sunday morning?  The Sunday Mirror and the Racing Post.  Hope he didn't lose his shirt on the 14:40 at Carlise

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2878 on: October 31, 2011, 02:23:37 pm »
I kid you not, i saw Sammy Lee in the Liverpool 1 Gym changing rooms at about 10:45am today..
I am beyond positive it was him.. Not that it makes a difference but he had a Liverpool towel.

The only thing making me doubt it was, why would he be in a £15 a month gym?? Woulda took a pic on my phone but i'de have looked like a proper peeper being in the changing rooms and all!  ;D

Oh and forgot to check on my way out today but Johnsons car was still outside the Hilton yesterday afternoon.. must prefer it to his own house!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2879 on: October 31, 2011, 05:21:37 pm »
johnson is living in the hilton with his bird while they get work done on the house.
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