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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2760 on: September 20, 2011, 06:02:13 pm »
im sure your getting annoyed with questions now mate, but he didnt say anything about aquilani did he?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2761 on: September 20, 2011, 06:05:39 pm »
He was obviously gutted about not playing on sun and said he thought It would be the same team as Stoke but he understands that Andy and Hendo have big prices on their heads and will get games. He agreed that they are young and bought for the future but KK is still under pressure to play them. He said the the midfield was overun on sun and that he thought Lucas was amazing to which I thought was maybe a slight dig at Charlie but nah he thinks he is a great player and they are quite good mates already.

It was hilarious when I had to tell him that our new young player was called Seb Coates. On another note I'm positive Dazza Clarke was also on the plane, suited and booted but I was more arsed about Dirk. He had trackies on and I couldn't help but notice how fucking huge his legs were, not in a gay way like.
Did you actualy interview him on the plane?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2762 on: September 20, 2011, 06:52:18 pm »
Did you actualy interview him on the plane?

Bloody hell, what was his star sign?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2763 on: September 20, 2011, 06:59:52 pm »
Cracking stuff Livbes and nice to see a player so refreshingly honest

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2764 on: September 20, 2011, 07:27:22 pm »
Well done Livbes great stuff mate.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2765 on: September 20, 2011, 09:04:53 pm »
Yeah pretty much told me everything, got him to spew his guts  ;) (obviously not) . Congratulated him on his new baby, which he was chuffed about. Here is a pic off my Iphone, i'm working in Germany so first chance i have had to whack it on.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2766 on: September 20, 2011, 09:16:14 pm »
Was on the train from Glasgow to Wigan this afternoon and Phil Tufnell got on at Lancaster & sat across the aisle from me.  Only standard class for Phil, beeb mustn't be paying him enough

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2767 on: September 20, 2011, 09:17:35 pm »
Class that Livbes :). Good lad is our Dirk :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2768 on: September 20, 2011, 09:19:53 pm »
Yeah pretty much told me everything, got him to spew his guts  ;) (obviously not) . Congratulated him on his new baby, which he was chuffed about. Here is a pic off my Iphone, i'm working in Germany so first chance i have had to whack it on.


Nice pic. :) Hadn't heard about his new baby, is it a boy or girl?

Any idea what he was going to Amsterdam for for such a short time?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2769 on: September 20, 2011, 09:25:26 pm »
im sure your getting annoyed with questions now mate, but he didnt say anything about aquilani did he?

hahahahaha.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2770 on: September 20, 2011, 09:31:42 pm »
Nice pic. :) Hadn't heard about his new baby, is it a boy or girl?

Any idea what he was going to Amsterdam for for such a short time?

A family do he said. Literally there for 15hrs or so.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2771 on: September 20, 2011, 09:33:08 pm »
Lucky git. What an honour

He thought so too ;).

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2772 on: September 20, 2011, 10:13:48 pm »
Franklin Marshall?? Sort it out, Dirk!

Sounds good though, Livbes. Nice little treat that.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2773 on: September 20, 2011, 10:34:06 pm »
great story livbe  8)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2774 on: September 20, 2011, 10:38:29 pm »
Amazing stuff Livbes!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2775 on: September 20, 2011, 10:39:40 pm »
Nice tale LivBes,

Its funny he is flying on Easyjet though, i though Babel had the copter on standby for the Dutch Reds. ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2776 on: September 20, 2011, 10:52:22 pm »
That's quality Livbes. He seems like a top lad.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2777 on: September 21, 2011, 12:41:07 am »
nice one livbes.  only hear positive things about dirk.  legend!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2778 on: September 21, 2011, 06:14:03 am »
Nice tale LivBes,

Its funny he is flying on Easyjet though, i though Babel had the copter on standby for the Dutch Reds. ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2779 on: September 22, 2011, 09:13:33 pm »
seen doni before. big lad. wag = 7/10
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2780 on: September 22, 2011, 09:34:21 pm »
seen doni before. big lad. wag = 7/10

Sorry mate, unless you've sat next to Dirk on a plane yer nobody in here now... ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2781 on: September 22, 2011, 11:43:36 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2782 on: September 23, 2011, 01:31:31 am »
Saw Doni in his Ferrari pulled over at the side of Vale Road the other day, I was having a driving lesson, so pretended I was having clutch trouble, but I just wanted to slow down and have a good stare.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2783 on: September 23, 2011, 04:40:35 pm »
Sorry mate, unless you've sat next to Dirk on a plane yer nobody in here now... ;)

This  :P ha.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2784 on: September 23, 2011, 05:14:11 pm »
Saw Ian Callaghan going into Boots on the estate by Aintree racecourse this afternoon. He looked a bit bewildered to be honest.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2785 on: September 23, 2011, 05:33:47 pm »
met paul konchesky at work at the weekend :D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2786 on: September 23, 2011, 05:35:22 pm »
met paul konchesky at work at the weekend :D

was he with his mum?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2787 on: September 23, 2011, 05:38:03 pm »
was he with his mum?

haha no.

gus poyet was there as well. well, not with konchesky

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2788 on: September 23, 2011, 06:16:11 pm »
met paul konchesky at work at the weekend :D

Did he look good?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2789 on: September 23, 2011, 06:24:17 pm »
Did he look good?

um he looked like paul konchesky. his eyes are even weirder in real life though.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2790 on: September 23, 2011, 07:00:32 pm »
Was Gus Poyet with Paul Konchesky's mum?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2791 on: September 23, 2011, 07:32:47 pm »
Wonder where his mum was?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2792 on: September 23, 2011, 07:34:26 pm »
Wonder where his mum was?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2793 on: September 23, 2011, 07:35:42 pm »
Wonder where his mum was?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2794 on: September 23, 2011, 08:15:57 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2795 on: September 24, 2011, 11:21:02 am »
You shoulda told him about the Babelcopter :P or did you?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2796 on: September 24, 2011, 05:59:27 pm »
met paul konchesky at work at the weekend :D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2797 on: September 24, 2011, 07:47:52 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2798 on: September 25, 2011, 01:17:06 am »
just had Dinner at a friends house, one of the guests was Frank Carrodus, x- ManCity and Villa . Nice guy, very pretty wife, he looks very fit for his age.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2799 on: September 25, 2011, 12:44:56 pm »
Just seen Suarez, his missus and kid with Coates in B&Q Speke, some B&Q worker almost (accidentally) hit Suarez with a copper pipe.
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