Topic: Amazing facts

[bigman1981]

honestly?

theres 8297 man made space objects being traced by nasa in space. and over 110000 pieces of "spacejunk" floating in space larger than a centimetre

You've just read the Mirror aswell then!

[zimmie'5555]

There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing

[BIGdavalad]

It is impossible to carry on wanking after cumming.

You're not trying hard enough.

[grifter]

You're not trying hard enough.

I am after the spud water fifth tug of the day 

[Party Phil]

Some of those facts were pretty useful grifter

[uneverwalkalone]

There are more chickens than humans in the world.....

Courtesy of Nando's.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

1. On average, the last mouthful of a can of coke is 87% saliva.

2. When bats fly out of a cave, they always turn left.

3. 92% of women turn right when they enter a deprtment store.

thats nuts cos in the batman show.

he always turned left when driving out the bat cave

[deadlybuzz]

Dogs cant look up

Elephants can't jump.

[BIGdavalad]

Elephants are the only animals on earth with four knees.

[Conde]

Proven the amount of livestrong bands sold cut flat could wrap around the world 5 times.

[Sports Mix]

which ever way the nozzle points on the little petrol pump icon on your cars dashboard is the side of your car where the filler cap is so no more twatting around on petrol stations when your in someone elses vehicle from now on theres no excuse!

[Billy The Kid]

The skin surrounding your elbow bone has no feeling in it.

Hold you arm out straight with your elbow facing down, grab hold of the loose skin on your elbow, and pinch as hard as you can. You wont feel a thing.

[Party Phil]

The skin surrounding your elbow bone has no feeling in it.

Hold you arm out straight with your elbow facing down, grab hold of the loose skin on your elbow, and pinch as hard as you can. You wont feel a thing.

bollocks

[Emlyn18]

i shat myself in the summer of '99

[hooded claw]

Dogs can't look up.

[wickolfc]

The skin surrounding your elbow bone has no feeling in it.

Hold you arm out straight with your elbow facing down, grab hold of the loose skin on your elbow, and pinch as hard as you can. You wont feel a thing.

I've just tried it, and i didn't feel anything

[Walter Sobchak]

bollocks

what? pinch the skin around your bollox?

[Emlyn18]

The skin surrounding your elbow bone has no feeling in it.

Hold you arm out straight with your elbow facing down, grab hold of the loose skin on your elbow, and pinch as hard as you can. You wont feel a thing.

that is amazing

[kingmonkey007]

Yeah, some scientist researched it.

Mythbusters did it 

also

They say a sneeze leaves your mouth/nose at 95mph.

[Party Phil]

what? pinch the skin around your bollox?

I've just tried that. It hurts just as much as the skin around my elbow.

[LFCMunkee]

The skin surrounding your elbow bone has no feeling in it.

Hold you arm out straight with your elbow facing down, grab hold of the loose skin on your elbow, and pinch as hard as you can. You wont feel a thing.

That is amazing

[uneverwalkalone]

That is amazing

boss.

[Billy The Kid]

That is amazing

that is amazing

I've just tried it, and i didn't feel anything

  Lunatics !!!

[Billy The Kid]

Heres a better one. Hold your right arm out straight. Start moving it in a clock-wise motion. Around a 10 inch radius will do.

Now hold out your right leg and try moving it in an ANTI clock wise direction whilst maintaining the movement of your arm.

If you can do it then youre a freak. The part of the brain that controls the movement of your right side cannot perform opposite movements of the arm and leg at the same time

[Redwhiteandnotblue]

gullible has been removed from the dictionary.

There's no such word as gullible in my dictionary. In fact everything between cat and horse has fallen out.

[Redwhiteandnotblue]

Heres a better one. Hold your right arm out straight. Start moving it in a clock-wise motion. Around a 10 inch radius will do.

Now hold out your right leg and try moving it in an ANTI clock wise direction whilst maintaining the movement of your arm.

If you can do it then youre a freak. The part of the brain that controls the movement of your right side cannot perform opposite movements of the arm and leg at the same time

I'm a freak! Or, more accurately, you're talking crap.

[deadlybuzz]

Heres a better one. Hold your right arm out straight. Start moving it in a clock-wise motion. Around a 10 inch radius will do.

Now hold out your right leg and try moving it in an ANTI clock wise direction whilst maintaining the movement of your arm.

If you can do it then youre a freak. The part of the brain that controls the movement of your right side cannot perform opposite movements of the arm and leg at the same time

Oooh, can't do it.

Try licking your elbow.

[Billy The Kid]

I'm a freak! Or, more accurately, you're talking crap.

Bollox, your either lying or youre genetically modified

[Billy The Kid]

Try licking your elbow.

Thats a piece of piss, 

[deadlybuzz]

Thats a piece of piss, 

Egh you freak.

[Billy The Kid]

Egh you freak.

  Dont worry thats not me. But i do like licking things. 

[deadlybuzz]

Dont worry thats not me. But i do like licking things. 

Lick a block of ice and see if your tongue sticks then.

[JimmyGrunt]

Rick Parry is a twat

[Steve_M]

Heres a better one. Hold your right arm out straight. Start moving it in a clock-wise motion. Around a 10 inch radius will do.

Now hold out your right leg and try moving it in an ANTI clock wise direction whilst maintaining the movement of your arm.

If you can do it then youre a freak. The part of the brain that controls the movement of your right side cannot perform opposite movements of the arm and leg at the same time

Did that in the pub one night and had virtually everyone else trying to do it.  One of the funniest things I had seen in a long time.  Loads of half-pissed lads all trying to draw circles in the air with their hands and similar with their feet.

[Garstonite]

People who have signatures in which you can't make out the name are celebrity-wannabe twats.

[Art Vandelay]

If you put 7 monkeys in a room with a typewriter it will take them 8.3 seconds to write a post better than most of those found in a Liverpool in-match thread.

[hooded claw]

If you put 7 monkeys in a room with a typewriter it will take them 8.3 seconds to write a post better than most of those found in a Liverpool in-match thread.

'It was the best of games, it was the blurst of games.'

[fudge]

If you put 7 monkeys in a room with a typewriter it will take them 8.3 seconds to write a post better than most of those found in a Liverpool in-match thread.

'It was the best of games, it was the blurst of games.'

[BIGdavalad]

which ever way the nozzle points on the little petrol pump icon on your cars dashboard is the side of your car where the filler cap is so no more twatting around on petrol stations when your in someone elses vehicle from now on theres no excuse!

Wrong!

Had a Vauxhall Vivaro van from work this morning with the petrol pump icon pointing right and the diesel hole on the left.

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which ever way the nozzle points on the little petrol pump icon on your cars dashboard is the side of your car where the filler cap is so no more twatting around on petrol stations when your in someone elses vehicle from now on theres no excuse!

Not at all true, I'm afraid.