Topic: Dolphin Curry

[CHOPPER]

Just found out, Mrs CHOPPER's cousins maiden name, was Dolphin, shes married a bloke who's second name is Curry. Her surname is now Dolphin-Curry

Been pissing myself laughing for the last 5 minutes. Thought I'd share. 

[rob1966]

Just found out, Mrs CHOPPER's cousins maiden name, was Dolphin, shes married a bloke who's second name is Curry. Her surname is now Dolphin-Curry

Been pissing myself laughing for the last 5 minutes. Thought I'd share. 

Some animal rights nutters will protest outside her house over this

[CHOPPER]

This is the card we got, which kicked it all off!

[rob1966]

This is the card we got, which kicked it all off!

Looks like a card from the local exotic meats restaurant

[Samie]

My friend used to date a girl with the surname Cobbledick. 

[The G in Gerrard]

My friend used to date a girl with the surname Cobbledick. 

No way!

[TepidT2O]

The flipper must be a bit tough

[rob1966]

My friend used to date a girl with the surname Cobbledick. 

Worked with a girl with the surname Hadcock

[Samie]

I read that as Haddock initially and thought that ain't funny. 

[rob1966]

I read that as Haddock initially and thought that ain't funny. 

Said on here the other week, we had an Enterprise Desk at work that was ran by James Kirk

[CraigDS]

Disappointed, was expecting a recipe.

[Kenny's Jacket]

A lad joined our company, a humourless prick called Phil Mycock
He always referred to himself as Phillip.

He didnt last long

[rob1966]

A lad joined our company, a humourless prick called Phil Mycock
He always referred to himself as Phillip.

He didnt last long

Call him in a foreign accent, Pheelip Mycock

[Hedley Lamarr]

I used to go out with the lead singer of 80s Goth band The Mission's sister, her name was Adele.  She used to sign stuff 'A Hussey' obviously not spelt the same as a woman of ill repute, but I used to find it funny.

[Kenny's Jacket]

Call him in a foreign accent, Pheelip Mycock

  Damn, I should have.

[John C]

I'll have mine with Rice please 

[CHOPPER]

I'll have mine with Rice please 

😂

Ooooh you,  Mr C 🤣😂

[kellan]

I'll have mine with Rice please 

Used to go to school with a girl whose surname was Curry and another whose surname was Rice. Always tickled nine year old me.

[So… Howard Philips]

Used to go to school with a girl whose surname was Curry and another whose surname was Rice. Always tickled nine year old me.

Lad in our class in 1963 had the surname Rice.

Us 11 year olds weren’t exactly sure what Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies had got up to (Stephen Ward being an osteopath (whatever that was) was obviously a dirty bastard) but we instantly christened poor Stephen Rice as Mandy - which lasted for the next five years.

[Hestoic]

A mate in high school was named Alan Gay. Used to sign stuff A Gay on purpose. 

[rob1966]

We had a lad in our class who ended up with the nickname Turkey - I'll let youse work that one out

[redbyrdz]

A mate in high school was named Alan Gay. Used to sign stuff A Gay on purpose. 

Got a parcel in work once from A. Gay in the US.

[liversaint]

Have mentioned this before, we had a girl in our Hong Kong office called Fanny Pong.

[moondog]

Bank manager at Midland Bank in old swan back in the 80s was Dick Kiss.

[BarryCrocker]

Former NSW Minister for Gaming and Racing was Richard Face.

[rob1966]

Irish politician Dick Spring

[rob1966]

Don't need much of an excuse to repost this gem 

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/jl1Zfz-Widc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/jl1Zfz-Widc</a>

[Kenny's Jacket]

 
Or this

[rob1966]

Or this