Those fucking ultra geeks that are obsessed with Star Wars or Star Trek. Get a fucking life. Who cares whether Han shot first or if Bones and Kirk secretly bummed? No one with anything going on that's who! Sit in the fucking basement of your elderly parents' house, curtains drawn over that tiny window on the ground level so that even that small amount of light can't penetrate your abode, because on top of being obsessed with one of that shite, you're also a level 85 vampire and sunlight, while no longer fatal to you, will still fucking pinch. Look at your poor old mum, bringing down that tray of milk and cookies for about the billionth time, her knees and hips almost giving out again. You're 39 years old you sad sack of shit! But do you give a shit? No, you're too busy arguing with n00bs over WoW about which is better, Trek or Wars! They're both mostly shit with some highlights, so stop dedicating your life to either of them, and certainly don't take up the cudgels for one against the other. That is the very definition of fucking pathetic beyond belief. Get up off your lazy, fat, spotty arse, have a fucking shave you look like you were dragged through Bigfoot's arse, change your clothes, get your fucking hair cut, tying it back in a pony tail is fooling no one, we can see how fucking lank and greasy that shit is. It's unattractive. Do something about it. Get out from under your parents' noses. They're retired now, they deserve some fucking peace and quiet, not to be waiting on you hand and foot until the sweet embrace of death finally liberates them from your emotional tyranny.
Star Wars was good once. But it wasn't even fucking great. It was WAY over hyped. The effects were good for their day, but the story was so basic. Then the prequels were an actual personal insult to every single person who wasted fucking money to watch them. Worst films I have ever seen bar none.
Star Trek, well for fuck sake there's the odd good episode, but let it fucking go. If you can speak Klingon just take your own life. It's too late for you. You can't unlearn that shit. If you can't, there's still hope but first take the fucking elf ears off, for fuck sake. Change into some regular clothes, you don't work for Starfleet you odious cretin. Go outside and kick a fucking ball or shoot a dog. Something, fucking anything.