Wikipedia Programmer Brandon Harris.
Look, mate. I get that Wikipedia is a good thing. I fucking love it. If I had the money I would donate. But when I open a page and I start reading and suddenly your fucking mug is there, it makes me want to close the page. You look like a fucking paedo. If you're going to be one of the three faces of the company along with Jimmy Wales' oddly intense stare and the crazy cat lady, can you at least tidy yourself up a bit? Get a hair cut, do something about the paedo stache. I can see how long your hair is you fucking oddball. There's no need for that. You sit in front of a computer all day, you're not a rock god. And stop looking at me like that. I get it, you were born a decade too late and you missed out on being in a band back when Rock music was cool and it was about the music. But fuck me mate get a smile on your face or something. But not before you've had a trim and a shave cos that would just look creepy. Really fucking creepy.
Wikipedia author Susan Hewitt
Am I supposed to be fucking impressed that you've authored a bajillion pages? Maybe if you'd only authored a trillion pages you'd have had time for a haircut. If I give my money to you will you spend it on tins of felix? Will you buy more fabric to sew your own clothes? Who knows. Weirdo.
Jimmy Wales...
Stop trying to stare-fuck my money out of my wallet you creep.