Topic: Things that wind you up irrationally...

[Tim that is called Tim]

Probably been done before, but here are two to start.

People who eat different components of a meal one after another. i.e. spuds, then carrots, then peas, saving the meat till last!

My next door neighbour is in and out all day and goes through same routine. Gets in Car, starts car, goes to iron gates, opens pad lock, opens gates, supports gates with two bricks to stop them swinging back in(they must be hung badly!). Drives car out onto road repeats previous action. Drives away. Comes back half an hour later. repeats procedure in reverse. This action is performed frequently throughout the day. I don't know why this annoys me, it just does!

[BazC]

Silly spelling mistakes and full stops in headings and titles.

[Finn Solomon]

Silly spelling mistakes and full stops in headings and titles.

Brackets too.

[Eileen]

When people apologise when really there's nothing to apologise for. Like when they say: I'm sorry,but...
Makes me want to hit them.

[Rococo]

Random use of capital letters such as 'gets in Car, starts car'

[electricghost]

When people apologise when really there's nothing to apologise for. Like when they say: I'm sorry,but...
Makes me want to hit them.

I'm sorry, but is that really so annoying ?

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

People who breathe really heavily through their nose when eating

[electricghost]

My next door neighbour.

He watches every move I make when I am getting ready to drive away from my house.

[Pheel]

Thins that wind you up.(Irrationally)


Skinny people

[Pheel]

My next door neighbour.

He watches every move I make when I am getting ready to drive away from my house.

You do sometimes set off and put seatbelt on as you get going...........

[Eileen]

I'm sorry, but is that really so annoying ?

Yes, it really fucking is.

People who breathe really heavily through their nose when eating

My brother does that, he also make 'nom nom nom' sounds.

[Pheel]

You do sometimes set off and put seatbelt on as you get going...........

Stuck full stop keys............... ........ ............ bastard........

[tbonejones]

My brother does that, he also make 'nom nom nom' sounds.

Exactly the same as my brother, winds me up so much, especially eating breakfast.

[..Bruiser..]

I'm not violent but get irrationally annoyed at blokes staring in pubs. I nearly had a confrontation a few minutes ago. Really wanted to punch the cock

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Exactly the same as my brother, winds me up so much, especially eating breakfast.

Fuck it really grates!!! Specially when they draw out the breathing so it starts out really deep and then gradually fades out signalling them to shovel another load in their gob and take another breath.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

I'm not violent but get irrationally annoyed at blokes staring in pubs. I nearly had a confrontation a few minutes ago. Really wanted to punch the cock

People who come in pubs, take up seats but don't order any drink. They usually have the brood with them and give you daggers when you curse or be overly roudy.

[Sri Sudachan]

 You know the movie Barb Wire .. "dont call me baby"

 A  similar term of endearment some guys I don't know use to get my attention.
 It does get my attention alright,, but never as he'd expect it, condescending whoppers!!

[guest]

You know the movie Barb Wire .. "dont call me baby"

 A  similar term of endearment some guys I don't know use to get my attention.
 It does get my attention alright,, but never as he'd expect it, condescending whoppers!!

Totally agree sugardrop.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

You know the movie Barb Wire .. "dont call me baby"

 A  similar term of endearment some guys I don't know use to get my attention.
 It does get my attention alright,, but never as he'd expect it, condescending whoppers!!

Hoover Hog

[Sri Sudachan]

Totally agree sugardrop.

    It's not every word, just one in particular. I just ignore all the others.

[electricghost]

    It's not every word, just one in particular. I just ignore all the others.

What word is that babe ?

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

    It's not every word, just one in particular. I just ignore all the others.

I thought the only word that got women's attention was money

[Sri Sudachan]

I thought the only word that got women's attention was money

 Urban myth... you'll be telling me every married woman is married to Bill Gates next 

[CHOPPER]

Like many in this thread, peoples eating habits. If your a chomper, a plate scraper, a divide and conqueror, a gob wide opener, a knife in the left hander or just a plain old noisy bastard. I despise you with all my heart.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Urban myth... you'll be telling me every married woman is married to Bill Gates next 

Nah, but they're usually behind some bill

[bleedsred1978]

That's the OP's neighbours nick name.

[Rococo]

People who whinge at me for breathing through my nose whilst eating breakfast.

[lfcss]

People who whinge at me for breathing through my nose whilst eating breakfast.

Well stop breathing then 

People who stand there jangling the change in their pockets,woo hoo im fckn impressed you have a pocket full of 10p's

[CHOPPER]

People who whinge at me for breathing through my nose whilst eating breakfast.

I hate you and sympathise with them. Could you not pack in breathing, for say, ten minutes.

[SP]

Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

[Finn Solomon]

Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland!

[CHOPPER]

Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

?

[Rococo]

I hate you and sympathise with them. Could you not pack in breathing, for say, ten minutes.

A question I've been asked many a time.  No

[Brian Blessed]

People who eat different components of a meal one after another. i.e. spuds, then carrots, then peas, saving the meat till last!

Sorry. It's a matter of building up to the best part!

[CHOPPER]

Sorry. It's a matter of building up to the best part!

You might as well just put everything on individual plates and just eat them one at time then

Eating a meal is like listening to an Orchestra, you wouldn't want to just hear the string section, then percussion then the wind sections, you want to hear them all together, as they should heard. And food is exactly the same.

[SP]

You might as well just put everything on individual plates and just eat them one at time then

Eating a meal is like listening to an Orchestra, you wouldn't want to just hear the string section, then percussion then the wind sections, you want to hear them all together, as they should heard. And food is exactly the same.

So that's a roast dinner with custard for Chopper then...

[Brian Blessed]

You might as well just put everything on individual plates and just eat them one at time then

Eating a meal is like listening to an Orchestra, you wouldn't want to just hear the string section, then percussion then the wind sections, you want to hear them all together, as they should heard. And food is exactly the same.

It's like a film, you want the climax at the end.

[RedMarko]

People who use their camera phones at concerts to record videos.

REALLY gets on my tits that one. I mean, why the fuck should I have my view of the gig obscured so that you can hope to get a few hits on You Tube? Why bother going to the gig at all? Just sit at home and wait for ohers to upload a heap of low quality vids with their views obstructed by others doing the same thing?! Grr

I have taken to twatting them out of peoples hands.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

It's like a film, you want the climax at the end.

Or sex, climax at the start and throw the veg in the bin

[CHOPPER]

The only time am ever serious and you c*nts pull it apart. Twats!