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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #120 on: May 22, 2015, 12:19:13 pm »
Balotelli will be the hardest to shift. Borini also has a fair number of suitors but again its whether he wants to leave. Isn't his girlfriend/wife from Liverpool?

Balotelli's agent is Mino Raiola.He will be moved very easily.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #121 on: May 22, 2015, 12:20:38 pm »
Balotelli's agent is Mino Raiola.He will be moved very easily.

Him and Borini will both be back off to Italy. Borini won't spend another season sitting on the bench, he's not that much of a bellend, surely. One season is enough.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #122 on: May 22, 2015, 12:22:14 pm »
Balotelli a doubt?

why is that then?. anyone know?

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #123 on: May 22, 2015, 12:30:02 pm »
Hope we put in a good showing. Hopefully see some decent youth prospects on show.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #124 on: May 22, 2015, 12:31:17 pm »
Hope we put in a good showing. Hopefully see some decent youth prospects on show.

Rodgers should hope so, if we lose and finish 7th, the team will start their Europa season in early July and he may well find his job slipping away
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #125 on: May 22, 2015, 12:34:29 pm »
Rodgers should hope so, if we lose and finish 7th, the team will start their Europa season in early July

And only if Arsenal win the FA cup or West Ham have an end of season bloodbath.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #126 on: May 22, 2015, 12:36:45 pm »
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #127 on: May 22, 2015, 12:41:04 pm »
Remind me please:

If Spurs only draw then we'll finish above them as long as we don't lose by 5! They're away at Everton.
If Southampton only draw then we'll finish above them regardless of our result. They're away at City.
If either Spurs or Southampton do win then we'll also  have to win to finish above them (Saints have a lot better GD).

City are now secure in 2nd and can't finish any lower. I'd still be surprised if they lost that. Everton are in decent form too, hard to see Spurs winning there but not impossible.

That sound about right?

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #128 on: May 22, 2015, 01:29:54 pm »
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #129 on: May 22, 2015, 01:38:42 pm »
I'll be the big pissed c*nt in that boozer in the car park - if you want to meet up, so we can 'make more men' and 'anybody in the way gets a big boot' - in the car park. Then we can all go in the ground and 'get' Sterling.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #130 on: May 22, 2015, 02:11:35 pm »
Sterling will probably start this.

Joke if so.

Should be nowhere near the squad.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #131 on: May 22, 2015, 02:32:11 pm »
Come on Redmen!
Let's do what is required to secure fifth and then put this season behind us.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #132 on: May 22, 2015, 02:34:06 pm »
I just don't get it, we look really good in still pictures of training.

And then we go out and play like cack.

Can anyone explain this?






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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #134 on: May 22, 2015, 05:04:28 pm »
I just don't get it, we look really good in still pictures of training.

And then we go out and play like cack.

Can anyone explain this?






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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #135 on: May 22, 2015, 05:17:34 pm »
Not even arsed about a 20-year old twat's sideshow.

Much more focussed on a nearly-35-year old's last match in a red shirt.  So depressing.  I really hope those on the pitch actually turn up and make his final appearance a victorious one.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #136 on: May 23, 2015, 09:13:21 am »
I trust that when we are chasing an equalizer or winning goal with thirteen minutes of regulation time left, Rodgers will once again display his managerial acumen by substituting Gerrard just to give him the acclaim of probably his last time playing at the Britannia stadium.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #137 on: May 23, 2015, 10:51:27 am »
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #138 on: May 23, 2015, 11:48:49 am »
I'll be the big pissed c*nt in that boozer in the car park - if you want to meet up, so we can 'make more men' and 'anybody in the way gets a big boot' - in the car park. Then we can all go in the ground and 'get' Sterling.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #139 on: May 23, 2015, 11:52:23 am »
I do agree though, if Sterling is in the squad that's it for me. I will be fucking fuming,   Torres, Suarez both got jibbed until their head was right. Torres ultimately sold on. He has massively disrespected the club and fans and he should be punished by the club/manager.
None of this if he plays back him bullshit.    We will do what we want the fans pay their money Brendan and have a fucken right to vent their anger/frustration. 
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #140 on: May 23, 2015, 12:20:49 pm »
We're on the Syfy channel in America.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #141 on: May 23, 2015, 01:14:12 pm »
Thought it sci-fi there for a moment, would some up our season.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #142 on: May 23, 2015, 01:31:16 pm »
a plan chops.  See you there
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #143 on: May 23, 2015, 01:34:42 pm »
We're on the Syfy channel in America.



I dont understand...if we can get US syfy then we see the match?

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #144 on: May 23, 2015, 01:41:29 pm »
I dont understand...if we can get US syfy then we see the match?
No it means that if you watch it - a brain beam will put you in a trance and when your in the trance, a large alien wasp will land on your head and write on the side of your head 'NOB' before injecting eggs into your ear, were the grubs will grow into larvae, pupate and then bore their way out of your head and fly off, back to Mars, as an alien wasp.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #145 on: May 23, 2015, 01:43:12 pm »
And only if Arsenal win the FA cup or West Ham have an end of season bloodbath.
If Liverpool finish 7th and Arsenal win the cup then we will qualify via Fair Play regardless of what West Ham do.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #146 on: May 23, 2015, 02:10:16 pm »
Must win. Is Ibe cup tied still?

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #147 on: May 23, 2015, 02:12:59 pm »
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #148 on: May 23, 2015, 02:16:44 pm »
I just don't get it, we look really good in still pictures of training.

And then we go out and play like cack.

Can anyone explain this?
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #149 on: May 23, 2015, 02:32:13 pm »
Rodgers should hope so, if we lose and finish 7th, the team will start their Europa season in early July and he may well find his job slipping away
when he checks in at Boston a couple of weeks time.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #150 on: May 23, 2015, 02:36:31 pm »
Genuinely don't give two fucks about this match, I fully expect a turgid display in a 1-0 defeat.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #151 on: May 23, 2015, 03:53:44 pm »
Stevie's final game, will be weird for sure. Glad the season is almost over though.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #152 on: May 23, 2015, 04:10:19 pm »
We're on the Syfy channel in America.



Oh my.

I remember laughing at the Mancs for being on Syfy last season, because their season was over and they had nothing to play for!  :-[ :-\ :'( :butt
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #153 on: May 23, 2015, 04:32:00 pm »
Surprised to read the comments on here - I'm well up for this.

Stevie's last match, probably Glens too - want to see them off properly.
Sterling - meh, it's not about you or your dogshit agent and Brendan's mad if he thinks an appeal to the fans to support him is going to work. Most will have sacrificed a lot for their ticket, travel and a couple of pints and we're supposed to applaud a guy that won't accept three times the average annual salary A WEEK and then disrespects the club that's willing to pay it. Nah Brendan, I rate you and want you to stay, but you're out of touch with the sentiment if you think that'll wash and it pisses me off that you could get that so wrong.

But that's nothing but a sideshow - main event is seeing off a couple of players who've been with us a while - I know Glen doesn't command a lot of respect on here, but he's a lot better than some would have it. Hope we twat this lot. 3-1 to us. Gerrard to score.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #154 on: May 23, 2015, 04:39:56 pm »
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Yes, it's going to be tough to watch. :(

Hope the boys are fired up and send him off a winner.
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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #155 on: May 23, 2015, 04:51:22 pm »
No it means that if you watch it - a brain beam will put you in a trance and when your in the trance, a large alien wasp will land on your head and write on the side of your head 'NOB' before injecting eggs into your ear, were the grubs will grow into larvae, pupate and then bore their way out of your head and fly off, back to Mars, as an alien wasp.

Honest.

Aw fuck. The last time that happened it took ages to scrub the ink off me head. Feels like I'm in the Twilight Zone or summat.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #156 on: May 23, 2015, 04:56:59 pm »
Yes, it's going to be tough to watch. :(

Hope the boys are fired up and send him off a winner.

Weren't fired up last week, don't see why they'd be up for this one.

Impossible to call, this one.

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #157 on: May 23, 2015, 05:07:04 pm »
We're on the Syfy channel in America.



Makes sense, were away to Stoke its known to have a few mutants  :wave

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #158 on: May 23, 2015, 06:15:57 pm »
Makes sense, were away to Stoke its known to have a few mutants  :wave

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Re: Stoke v Liverpool - 15:00 Sunday 24th May
« Reply #159 on: May 23, 2015, 07:10:41 pm »
If Liverpool finish 7th and Arsenal win the cup then we will qualify via Fair Play regardless of what West Ham do.

No. We are pretty much neck and neck with West Ham in the fair play league. If we pick up a string of yellows and they don't they'd go top.