Pull your socks up Modric you crook-nose lezzy vamp.Rui is not impressed.
STEVE HOLT!!I mean, Grant Holt!
2 mins plus stoppages.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
Most people in this world are tits. The fact they have an allegiance with Liverpool Football Club doesn't change that.
Finished at the age of 26. The Mike Tyson of football.
Pretty happy with Arse taking it.
Sitting in my car near anfield I've just had an amazing idea. Why not get behind the team?
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
Spurs players don't give a fuck, they know the managers gone.Wouldn't surprise me if they ended up 6th or 7th.
making a c*nting mess of a list, like c*nts on a bike trying to win the Tour de France...
Sex bombs to the left of me would be playboy bunnies to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with my pasty white bird.
Last time I went there I saw masturbating chimpanzees. Whether you think that's worthy of £22 is up to you. All I'll say is I now have an annual pass.
Arsenal fans given red cards on their seats in case someone gets sent off so they can wave it, and they have Fucking cringeworthy.