Guy standing near me had his girlfriend stand in front of him. No one else could see but because of mine and their positions I could clearly see her wank him off. Envy is a terrible thing...
Dont want to drag the tone from piss covered steps and that, but this comment above I can relate to !
Going through my teenage years standing on the Kop, I used to get this urge to take my bird on the Kop for a blowjob, obvs it never happened but when I was older we went to a function in one of the lounges and we're stood outside on the balcony of one of the boxes. So I start to tell my, by now, wife how much I used to imagine this old blowjob on the Kop. I can understand a bit of horror from her cause its a bit twisted really, BUT the reaction I got from her was horrific ! She's staring at me like i'm some sick perv and i've just revealed, after 3 kids & about 15 years of marriage, that in actual fact I should be cell sharing with Hannibal Lector !
Now i'm looking at her panicking that my revelation might have caused a serious problem, when she starts to point at the Kop Grandstand saying................
So, hang on, you wanted me to kneel in front of your seat and give you a blowjob !