Author Topic: Phrases you canny stand....... (Read 20699 times)

Oingy Boingy · « **Reply #120 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:27:16 am »

Relax your cacks or settle petal.....

kesey · « **Reply #121 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:34:57 am »

Quote from: AndoNagasaki on October 9, 2008, 12:23:31 pm

Wonderhorse.

Champion ?

MONTREAL_RED · « **Reply #122 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:40:36 am »

Quote from: Perkins on October 10, 2008, 12:41:44 am

I could rant about these types all day. They are only bullshitting themselves. When I have a good night out, I don't take 38 pictures and I cannot function the next day to upload them all, tag them and then talk shit about them. This is because I had such a good night out. Don't get me started on people who update their facebook status all the time as if we all care about their lives.

4:38pm WHOPPER is stuck studying
6:50 WHOPPER cant take this studying anymore
8:00 WHOPPER is getting getting ready for a crazy night out, let the randomness begin!!!

twats the lot of them

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #123 on:** October 10, 2008, 04:02:18 am »

Quote from: The Paddinator on October 10, 2008, 02:49:20 am

'I was like'

No, you say 'I said' or an alternative, not 'I WAS LIKE OMG' etc...

My sister kept saying it the other day, I was like 'Stop saying 'I was like''.

I see what you mean..

RyanNS · « **Reply #124 on:** October 10, 2008, 05:12:20 am »

"It is what it is"

Of course it is, what the fuck else would it be?

RyanNS · « **Reply #125 on:** October 10, 2008, 05:32:31 am »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on October 10, 2008, 12:18:34 am

every person from the South of Ireland does thats why!!

There is a taxi company here in Newfoundland whose phone number end in four 3's.

On all their cars the have their number written with the first three numbers numerically and then the last four as images of trees.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #126 on:** October 10, 2008, 07:36:35 am »

'Cool' was cool in the sixties but not now.

'Heads-up' GRRRRRRRRRR.

"You've got two hopes", etc.

"Does the Pope/Do bears" etc - just answer the fuckin' question, it's easier.

'Awesome' ie "Wow that ironing-board is awesome".

"Too much --------- is bad for you yer know". Well of course it fuckin' is otherwise it wouldn't be too much would it.

"Happy as a dog with two dicks"? How do you measure the relative happiness of a given number of canines with varying numbers of peni, and would, say, a dog with two of said appendages attached to its head be any happier? Though I freely admit I did used to say "Happy as a Dick with two dogs", but that was because I just happened to have a mate called Dick who had two dogs and as luck would have it he was reasonably happy.

brussels sprout · « **Reply #127 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:36:31 am »

Beers. As in "you comin for a couple of beers"

No you twat. I'll be happy to go for a couple of pints, I'll go out for a bevvy and at a push I'll have a few jars.

Under no fucking circumstances am I going for a couple of beers, or even a beer. I don't live in a shite American sitcom!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #128 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:43:33 am »

"No offence but..." followed by something fairly offensive.

"I don't mean to be rude but..." followed by something that sounds exactly like they mean to be rude.

If you're going to be rude fair enough, don't patronise me while doing it!

sisterbliss · « **Reply #129 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:20:17 am »

When you have lost something

Where did ya leave it last

or

I am not being funny BUT

and

I am sitting on the fence

Narf · « **Reply #130 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:24:06 am »

Some of my girls mates are pulling some horrific phrases out of the bag at the moment, all thanks to a new bird that's been hanging around the last couple of months.

1. Morto
2. Lets G O .....as in not go, they actually say the letters G and O. It gives me rage
3. Natch ..... one of the girls say natch i.e. naturally every 2nd or 3rd sentence

tonyLFC · « **Reply #131 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:31:17 am »

It seems everyone has overlooked the worst of all...... "DUDE"!

As in "hey dude hows it going", "alright dude" - Im not a fucking dude, we are not living in fucking 80s America so fuck off and call me by my name/some derogatory title/swearword

pepe_carra_stevie_nando · « **Reply #132 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:47:46 am »

When someone is wrong, i have a habit of saying incorrect again. That pisses poeple off.

Narf · « **Reply #133 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:50:02 am »

Quote from: pepe_carra_stevie_nando on October 10, 2008, 11:47:46 am

When someone is wrong, i have a habit of saying incorrect again. That pisses poeple off.

I can see why!!

CHOPPER · « **Reply #134 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:14:47 pm »

Were I work, they have power sayings, which half of them don't even know what they mean, here's just a few
(I'll give their 'whilst back in the real world' meanings)

touch base   (someone tell me whats going on)

in the loop ( i haven't a clue whats going on)

learning's ( lets not fuck up again ay)

disregard the negative accentuate the positive   ( lets not talk about that fuck up again ay)

cause and effect    (who'll get sacked if they fuck up again)

blue sky (

fucked if i know what this one means)

a win win situation (i've finally done some thing right for a change, everybody all wank over me)

and c*nts who just say 'absolutely' (i haven't a fucking clue what your on about, so I will just agree with you)

shanklyboy · « **Reply #135 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:21:53 pm »

You are in a shop and about to pay for your goods.
The shop assistant says "That's £3.27 please"
You reply "Do you want the 27?"
She replies......"If you've got it"

Well I wouldn't fucking offer if I didn't have it.
Why do they ALL say the same thing.....no matter what type of shop it is,or where it is.
It's always the same reply.

Try a simple "yes please"

Jason McG · « **Reply #136 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:40:16 pm »

Quote from: shanklyboy on October 10, 2008, 12:21:53 pm

You are in a shop and about to pay for your goods.
The shop assistant says "That's £3.27 please"
You reply "Do you want the 27?"
She replies......"If you've got it"

Well I wouldn't fucking offer if I didn't have it.
Why do they ALL say the same thing.....no matter what type of shop it is,or where it is.
It's always the same reply.

Try a simple "yes please"

Why are you asking if they want the 27p? If they didn't it would have been £3.00 exactly!

Jason McG · « **Reply #137 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:44:09 pm »

'he's a legend' - fucking hate it ('ledge' is even worse), since when was Andy fuckin Sinton an England legend. Overused load of shite.

'Alright bruvva' - fuck off.

shanklyboy · « **Reply #138 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:00:45 pm »

Quote from: Jason McG on October 10, 2008, 12:40:16 pm

Why are you asking if they want the 27p? If they didn't it would have been £3.00 exactly!

So instead of a simple 'Yes please' I should expect a simple' Naaahhhh just call it 3 quid'?

Regi · « **Reply #139 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:05:35 pm »

Those who either live/been in Belfast or Derry etc. will know:

"I was all...(insert what you said, ie 'what the fuck?'"
"And here was her...(insert similar)"
"So I goes...(repeat as above)"
"And she be's...(repeat as above)"
etc, etc

Fuckin does my head in

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #140 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:43:13 pm »

Quote from: shanklyboy on October 10, 2008, 12:23:56 am

Cops.

Can't stand it when coppers are referred to as Cops.
Tabloid shite;beit on the front page of the redtops, i.e 'Top Cop in sleaze scandal'
Or on the television, i.e 'Speed Cops or Cop Interceptors'

Ask a copper what he does for a living and he'll say 'policeman' or 'copper'....never , ever will he say 'I'm a cop'.

I hate it when people say 'cop shop' instead of police station too.

Another one I thought of - English people who say "shut up" in a stupid fake American accent when they don't believe what you're saying.

shanklyboy · « **Reply #141 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:48:44 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on October 10, 2008, 01:43:13 pm

I hate it when people say 'cop shop' instead of police station too.

Another one I thought of - English people who say "shut up" in a stupid fake American accent when they don't believe what you're saying.

Also.....'No way'

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #142 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:57:58 pm »

Quote from: shanklyboy on October 10, 2008, 01:48:44 pm

Also.....'No way'

Especially when followed up with "way" in a Bill and Ted kind of way.

Mr Boat · « **Reply #143 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:00:23 pm »

When someone agrees with you, instead of just saying 'yes', they come out with some wanna-be-middle-class bullshit, 'absolutley'..........absolutley what......just say yes for fuck sake.

Another one is when someone is quoting someone and they wiggle two fingers on each hand at you (quote/unquote).........wankers.

It makes it worse when someone you've known for years suddenly starts doing it........give your head a shake for fuck's sake.

dufus200 · « **Reply #144 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:04:34 pm »

There's a bloke that goes in my local that is always saying "like i say" in the middle of his sentences. I.E. "I was at work the other day and like i say, i was fixing this bolier that had broken down and like i say, i had to nip out to get some new parts. And like i say i was gone ages"

Shut up you fucking annoying twat .

Mr Boat · « **Reply #145 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:06:36 pm »

Quote from: dufus200 on October 10, 2008, 02:04:34 pm

There's a bloke that goes in my local that is always saying "like i say" in the middle of his sentences. I.E. "I was at work the other day and like i say, i was fixing this bolier that had broken down and like i say, i had to nip out to get some new parts. And like i say i was gone ages"

Shut up you fucking annoying twat .

I....say; a bit like Fred Elliot

CHOPPER · « **Reply #146 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:07:04 pm »

Quote from: Mr Boat on October 10, 2008, 02:00:23 pm

When someone agrees with you, instead of just saying 'yes', they come out with some wanna-be-middle-class bullshit, 'absolutley'..........absolutley what......just say yes for fuck sake.

See above, for the reason for this.

Mr Boat · « **Reply #147 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:16:10 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on October 10, 2008, 02:07:04 pm

See above, for the reason for this.

Sorry scanned the whole thread incase it'd been mentioned already but missed yours.

At least you spelt it correctly anyway.......oh........and I agree with the rest of your list......absolutely.

toga · « **Reply #148 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:21:25 pm »

(This thread is cathartic.)

When someone is telling me that they will phone me, or that they have phoned someone, they do not need to use their thumb and little finger to show me what a phone looks like. As they haven't condescended to explain the invention of the telephone to me, they evidently realise that I have encountered the concept before. So why show me what one looks like? And it doesn't even look like this anyway!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #149 on:** October 10, 2008, 03:32:59 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on October 10, 2008, 07:36:35 am

'Cool' was cool in the sixties but not now.

Cool is bad but when its pronounced "Kewell" I feel like feeding them to Jeffrey Dahmer (if he were alive).

Perkins · « **Reply #150 on:** October 10, 2008, 05:29:12 pm »

Quote from: MONTREAL_RED on October 10, 2008, 03:40:36 am

4:38pm WHOPPER is stuck studying
6:50 WHOPPER cant take this studying anymore
8:00 WHOPPER is getting getting ready for a crazy night out, let the randomness begin!!!
twats the lot of them

Good points there.

The other one that upsets me is the use of the word 'legend' as someone else has mentioned.

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #151 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:23:01 pm »

"At the end of the day"

Fucking c*nts.

Mr Boat · « **Reply #152 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:38:21 pm »

Not sure if it's already in here but, when someone says 'I must admit' before agreeing with you surly means, if they could find some way of proving what you've just said is wrong they would..........if you know what I mean

'At the end of the day' we all probably use at least one of the irritating phrases mentioned already..........'to be honest' I know I do.

MrPlow · « **Reply #153 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:47:45 pm »

"You gotta meet my mate, he's a rite character"

translation: This friend I know is a rite c*nt and u 2 wouldn't get on at all, wana meet him?

liverpoolfcmike · « **Reply #154 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:48:23 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on October 10, 2008, 10:45:17 am

"Not being funny, but..."

No, people who say this are as unfunny as leprosy.

I know!

liverpoolfcmike · « **Reply #155 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:48:53 pm »

Quote from: Skrtel the Turtle on October 10, 2008, 08:23:01 pm

"At the end of the day"

Fucking c*nts.

Haha so true.

liverpoolfcmike · « **Reply #156 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:50:37 pm »

Quote from: Mr Boat on October 10, 2008, 02:00:23 pm

When someone agrees with you, instead of just saying 'yes', they come out with some wanna-be-middle-class bullshit, 'absolutley'..........absolutley what......just say yes for fuck sake.

Absolutely!

By jove you've only gone and dunnit again!

Derry-Red · « **Reply #157 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:02:09 pm »

" that's a real Bugbear of mine " WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!

" innit" after every sentence as well is another cracker..........

" brainstorm " is another.

dioufythebrave · « **Reply #158 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:19:18 pm »

the northwern irish say sentances and end it with hey
e.g.
"i went down the road and a car pulled out in front of mine hey"
get the fuck

Perkins · « **Reply #159 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:36:38 pm »

You aren't allowed to say 'brainstorm' anymore