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www.wanadoo.co.ukJordan and Peter Andre have been married for nearly a month now – but that hasn’t stopped OK! magazine from squeezing every last drop of coverage they can get from the celebrity wedding of the year. And we have to admit that when this week’s edition dropped on our desks, promising the couple’s “very first interview since their wedding”, we did find it hard to stifle our yawns.
But how wrong could we be? Because thanks to that aforementioned interview, we now have two startling new revelations from the happy couple. The first amazing news? The newlyweds didn’t consummate their marriage on their wedding night. “We ended up in bed at 3am eating crisp sandwiches with my mum and brother,” Jordan reveals. And they say romance is dead, eh?
However, what really had us choking on our cups of tea this morning was the news that Peter cheated death on their Maldives honeymoon – when he got into a fight with a giant stingray. “I managed to catch this really big fish, but the line got caught round my fingers and it started pulling really hard,” Peter recalls. “I was fighting to stay on board the boat. Luckily, the guy who took us out ran over and cut the line while the other guys on the boat held on to me.” Phew!
Apparently, if the stingray had succeeded in pulling Peter overboard, it would have dragged the pint-sized singing sensation down to the bottom of the sea. “I could have lost him, just like that,” says Jordan. “I don’t even want to think about it.” A world without Peter? That would be insania!
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Fuck it! So close!