Author Topic: I'm off to meet Rebecca Loos and Callum Best... (Read 4318 times)

the good half · « **on:** August 4, 2005, 04:16:41 pm »

I'm off to meet Callum Best and Rebecca Loos, and also to hugely more talented Les Battersby and Cilla (don't know there names) Jody Marsh as well. can I pass on any messages from you lot? It's a new Hotel opening tonight.

Tell me what to say you lot. I'm shy.

Ben S · « **Reply #1 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:17:33 pm »

How exciting.

bryanod · « **Reply #2 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:17:55 pm »

fuck off callum cant you see she's coming home with me

SMD · « **Reply #3 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:18:34 pm »

"Go on, admit it. That pig was better than David, wasn't he?"

the good half · « **Reply #4 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:18:53 pm »

Quote from: bryanodowd on August 4, 2005, 04:17:55 pm

fuck off callum cant you see she's coming home with me

That's more like it. I'm writing this down.

Danni · « **Reply #5 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:19:57 pm »

Callum

Can't think of any appropriate questions to ask...

the good half · « **Reply #6 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:20:57 pm »

Quote from: Danni on August 4, 2005, 04:19:57 pm

Callum

Can't think of any appropriate questions to ask...

How about;

"Spare Change Gov'nr'?

AdamS · « **Reply #7 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:22:39 pm »

Ask her what it's like jerking a pig off?

Danni · « **Reply #8 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:22:48 pm »

Quote from: the good half on August 4, 2005, 04:20:57 pm

How about;

"Spare Change Gov'nr'?

I hope your not suggestin I'm some sort of tramp?

Or has that comment flew over me head....

Mirra · « **Reply #9 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:23:07 pm »

Tell Les to nut Ken Barlow again for me

the good half · « **Reply #10 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:25:37 pm »

Quote from: Danni on August 4, 2005, 04:22:48 pm

I hope your not suggestin I'm some sort of tramp?

Or has that comment flew over me head....

No. no. I meant you're a tramp. LOL.

The Albert Cock · « **Reply #11 on:** August 4, 2005, 04:27:46 pm »

jody marsh

wild_rover · « **Reply #12 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:06:20 pm »

Other than the brilliant Les Battersby and Cilla, I can't think of a group of meeting I'd like to meet less.

hooded claw · « **Reply #13 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:08:33 pm »

The things you see when you haven't got your gun, eh.

Monty. · « **Reply #14 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:24:04 pm »

JODIE MARSH!?!?! JODIE FUCKING SNAGGY CUNTHEAD MARSH!?!?!?! JODIE "I'M SUCH AN UGLY SLAGBASTARD I SCARE SMALL CHILDREN WHEN I VENTURE OUT WITH MY STRANGE NOSE AND WHEN I RUN MY CROTCH MAKES A STRANGE CLAPPING NOISE BACAUSE I'VE HAD SO MANY COCKS UP THERE MARSH!?!?!?!?!?!

Tell her she's a twat.

And just show Callum my nurse photo will you? You can IM me for my mobile number.

the good half · « **Reply #15 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:35:18 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on August 4, 2005, 05:08:33 pm

The things you see when you haven't got your gun, eh.

I'm a treasury officer!

Is that what I tell Jody whaen she's chattin' me up. (RE: I'm cool thread)

hooded claw · « **Reply #16 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:37:35 pm »

Quote from: Monty. on August 4, 2005, 05:24:04 pm

JODIE MARSH!?!?! JODIE FUCKING SNAGGY CUNTHEAD MARSH!?!?!?! JODIE "I'M SUCH AN UGLY SLAGBASTARD I SCARE SMALL CHILDREN WHEN I VENTURE OUT WITH MY STRANGE NOSE AND WHEN I RUN MY CROTCH MAKES A STRANGE CLAPPING NOISE BACAUSE I'VE HAD SO MANY COCKS UP THERE MARSH!?!?!?!?!?!

Tell her she's a twat.

And just show Callum my nurse photo will you? You can IM me for my mobile number.

Post of the week

Drobs · « **Reply #17 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:40:16 pm »

Agreee classic Monty, classic. (Though you do make me think you may own a cock)

the good half · « **Reply #18 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:42:26 pm »

Quote from: Monty. on August 4, 2005, 05:24:04 pm

JODIE MARSH!?!?! JODIE FUCKING SNAGGY CUNTHEAD MARSH!?!?!?! JODIE "I'M SUCH AN UGLY SLAGBASTARD I SCARE SMALL CHILDREN WHEN I VENTURE OUT WITH MY STRANGE NOSE AND WHEN I RUN MY CROTCH MAKES A STRANGE CLAPPING NOISE BACAUSE I'VE HAD SO MANY COCKS UP THERE MARSH!?!?!?!?!?!

Tell her she's a twat.

And just show Callum my nurse photo will you? You can IM me for my mobile number.

Wiil do!! Anyone wanna come BTW, only eight tickets sold!! Dundalk 9pm

hooded claw · « **Reply #19 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:43:24 pm »

Quote from: Drobs on August 4, 2005, 05:40:16 pm

Agreee classic Monty, classic. (Though you do make me think you may own a cock)

Don't fucking ruin the image the red-blooded men of this forum have of Ms Monty, you bastard!

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #20 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:44:38 pm »

Quote from: Monty. on August 4, 2005, 05:24:04 pm

And just show Callum my nurse photo will you? You can IM me for my mobile number.

Can I PM you for Photo?

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #21 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:45:43 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on August 4, 2005, 05:43:24 pm

Don't fucking ruin the image the red-blooded men of this forum have of Ms Monty, you bastard!

Curly Tom · « **Reply #22 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:45:53 pm »

Search for the 'who the hell are you?' thread.

AndyP · « **Reply #23 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:51:03 pm »

Quote from: the good half on August 4, 2005, 05:42:26 pm

Wiil do!! Anyone wanna come BTW, only eight tickets sold!! Dundalk 9pm

Dundalk??? Eh, I must shove that rusty 6 inch nail down the eye of my penis tonight

Wholey · « **Reply #24 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:52:54 pm »

Quote from: Curly Tom on August 4, 2005, 05:45:53 pm

Search for the 'who the hell are you?' thread.

Nice and easy to find.

the good half · « **Reply #25 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:53:07 pm »

Now that's a trifle unfair. Steven Staunton? What a legend. He'll be there too no doubt, you can have a pint wit Stan. How's that?

Monty. · « **Reply #26 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:54:52 pm »

She IS a c*nt though. If I had money I'd come just to show her what a proper pair of 34Ds should look like...and a nose...and a face....

Anyone who thinks she's mildly attractive should move down to Hereford...we have possibly the best College for the Blind in Great Britain.

the good half · « **Reply #27 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:55:49 pm »

I would.

Now Monty, where's this College?

Wholey · « **Reply #28 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:56:18 pm »

I doubt you'll find many a bloke who 'honestly' wouldn't.

I would.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #29 on:** August 4, 2005, 05:59:07 pm »

Quote from: the good half on August 4, 2005, 05:55:49 pm

I would.

Now Monty, where's this College?

Quote from: Wholey on August 4, 2005, 05:56:18 pm

I doubt you'll find many a bloke who 'honestly' wouldn't.

I would.

I wouldn't as she's too skinny and scrawny for my liking. Besides I don't know where she's been

hooded claw · « **Reply #30 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:00:54 pm »

Quote from: Terry DeNiro on August 4, 2005, 05:59:07 pm

I wouldn't as she's too skinny and scrawny for my liking. Besides I don't know she's been

Just assume 'everywhere' and stay well clear. Her hoohaa must be like a fuckin' Tardis by now.

the good half · « **Reply #31 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:03:24 pm »

Then I'm Dr. Who!!

Wholey · « **Reply #32 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:04:47 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on August 4, 2005, 06:00:54 pm

Just assume 'everywhere' and stay well clear. Her hoohaa must be like a fuckin' Tardis by now.

You would, just for the old kiss and tell story.

hooded claw · « **Reply #33 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:05:36 pm »

Quote from: Wholey on August 4, 2005, 06:04:47 pm

You would, just for the old kiss and tell story.

Well, being a skint manwhore does have its problems.

Monty. · « **Reply #34 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:06:21 pm »

Quote from: the good half on August 4, 2005, 05:55:49 pm

I would.

Now Monty, where's this College?

No point giving you directions mate, no chance you'll find it with all the shit in your eyes

I despair. Two blokes on hre (so far) who would. No wonder I'm fucking single.

Wholey · « **Reply #35 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:07:52 pm »

Quote from: Monty. on August 4, 2005, 06:06:21 pm

I despair. Two blokes on hre (so far) who would. No wonder I'm fucking single.

Surely the fact that we would, would make us desperate in your eyes, so we'd be more than willing to do you as well.

There's hope for you yet.

AndyP · « **Reply #36 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:07:55 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on August 4, 2005, 06:00:54 pm

Just assume 'everywhere' and stay well clear. Her hoohaa must be like a fuckin' Tardis by now.

Id say its better travelled than the tardis and has seen more fuckin doctors - probably looks like road kill now.

the good half · « **Reply #37 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:09:08 pm »

Quote from: pooler84 on August 4, 2005, 06:07:55 pm

Id say its better travelled than the tardis and has seen more fuckin doctors - probably looks like road kill now.

Very Good. But don't slag the town now. Remember Stan. Remember?

Monty. · « **Reply #38 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:10:34 pm »

Quote from: Wholey on August 4, 2005, 06:04:47 pm

You would, just for the old kiss and tell story.

I'd ask to go into a safe house with a new identity if i woke up with her slimy snail trails all over me...

after I'd scrubbed myself clean with domestos that is...

urgh...

Monty. · « **Reply #39 on:** August 4, 2005, 06:13:57 pm »

Quote from: Wholey on August 4, 2005, 06:07:52 pm

Surely the fact that we would, would make us desperate in your eyes, so we'd be more than willing to do you as well.

There's hope for you yet.

Errrr.... any bloke who'd fuck THAT isn't worthy of me!

she's got a face like her neck threw up.