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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2840 on: October 31, 2023, 01:14:24 pm »

'David Squires on … another attempt at a Halloween football special':-

Our cartoonist has a stab at riffing on some of the horrors and shocks of the Premier League season so far

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/oct/31/david-squires-on-another-attempt-at-a-halloween-football-special
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2841 on: October 31, 2023, 01:20:29 pm »
'David Squires on … another attempt at a Halloween football special':-

Our cartoonist has a stab at riffing on some of the horrors and shocks of the Premier League season so far

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/oct/31/david-squires-on-another-attempt-at-a-halloween-football-special
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2842 on: October 31, 2023, 02:07:39 pm »
My Bloody Nathaniel Clyne  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2843 on: November 1, 2023, 02:14:27 pm »
Many chuckles. The crest on Sancho's back  :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2844 on: November 7, 2023, 11:37:58 am »
David Squires on … Mikel Arteta and Arsenal’s reaction to defeat at Newcastle

'The hologram of Lady Di was offside'. Hiya David, always welcome back to RAWK  :D

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/nov/07/david-squires-mikel-arteta-reaction-newcastle-defeat-arsenal?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2845 on: November 7, 2023, 12:24:36 pm »
The behEddie Howe in the Deathstar uniform never, ever gets old   :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2846 on: November 7, 2023, 08:54:30 pm »
The behEddie Howe in the Deathstar uniform never, ever gets old   :lmao

Needed Darwin as Skywalker dropping two bombs into the net destroying the death star though.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2847 on: November 7, 2023, 09:53:55 pm »
David Squires on … Mikel Arteta and Arsenal’s reaction to defeat at Newcastle

'The hologram of Lady Di was offside'. Hiya David, always welcome back to RAWK  :D

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/nov/07/david-squires-mikel-arteta-reaction-newcastle-defeat-arsenal?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2848 on: November 14, 2023, 11:59:25 am »
David Squires on … Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind

Our cartoonist on whether the memory-erasing premise of Charlie Kaufman’s film could work on fans of struggling football clubs


https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/nov/14/david-squires-on-eternal-sunshine-of-the-sportless-mind

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2849 on: November 14, 2023, 12:56:15 pm »
David Squires on … Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind

Our cartoonist on whether the memory-erasing premise of Charlie Kaufman’s film could work on fans of struggling football clubs


https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/nov/14/david-squires-on-eternal-sunshine-of-the-sportless-mind

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2850 on: November 14, 2023, 01:09:42 pm »
I admire him squeezing in the Fascist in the I'm a celebrity panel

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2851 on: November 21, 2023, 11:32:44 am »
"We have to change from doubters to believers"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2852 on: November 21, 2023, 11:44:12 am »
22. The Old Trafford Water Feature :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2853 on: November 21, 2023, 11:53:05 am »
22. The Old Trafford Water Feature :lmao


Was one of the few I got!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2854 on: November 21, 2023, 04:26:43 pm »
22. The Old Trafford Water Feature :lmao

Leaky roof?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2855 on: November 21, 2023, 04:29:23 pm »
Leaky roof?

Club chairman down on his knees in the woman's loo...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2856 on: November 21, 2023, 04:39:25 pm »
I'm particularly fond of the Trevor Francis Shot Put circle. Often wondered when I saw that as a kid why they didn't cover it up with something.
The inflatable Maradona entrance is mad though

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2857 on: November 28, 2023, 11:44:59 am »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2858 on: November 28, 2023, 11:58:03 am »
He does the tributes so, so well.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2859 on: November 28, 2023, 02:28:08 pm »
He does the tributes so, so well.
Too many of them recently, sadly.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2860 on: November 28, 2023, 04:56:01 pm »
He does the tributes so, so well.



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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2861 on: November 29, 2023, 09:29:11 am »
My god

What a classy guy Squires is, right balance of sadness, humour, banter and tribute

Welling up here

Thats just lovely
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2862 on: November 29, 2023, 09:30:00 am »
Agree with everyone, he's brilliant at this sort of thing.  Gets the balance of sentimentality and humour spot on.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2863 on: November 29, 2023, 09:31:14 am »
Agree with everyone, he's brilliant at this sort of thing.  Gets the balance of sentimentality and humour spot on.
was editing my post to say the same thing as you posted that

The ones for Bobby and Jack Charlton were class too

The way Munich constantly stuck in Bobby's mind

There was one with Jack too, shows him retired, happy, fishing with his dog

last pic, the dog is there but Jack is gone, I know a few mates who shed tears at that one
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2864 on: December 5, 2023, 11:29:20 am »
David Squires on … hot yoga and pure rage as Manchester City draw with Spurs



Oli McBurnie did make me laugh a lot. As did Haaland & Grealish's Gareth & Brent double act.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2865 on: December 5, 2023, 12:07:46 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2866 on: December 5, 2023, 12:10:21 pm »
Vincent "Kendall" Kompany  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2867 on: December 12, 2023, 11:30:33 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/dec/12/david-squires-on-roy-hodgson-mood-crystal-palace

Arteta’s (the one they’ve got at the training ground, I guess) dog :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2868 on: December 12, 2023, 11:40:04 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/dec/12/david-squires-on-roy-hodgson-mood-crystal-palace

Arteta’s (the one they’ve got at the training ground, I guess) dog :lmao :lmao :lmao


How he gets an abstract dot-drawing on a lemon to be instantly recognisable as Dyche is just brilliant.

He's got a library of brilliant caricatures - Mourinho, behEddie, OFC, Arteta, Dyche.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2869 on: December 12, 2023, 01:16:06 pm »
And I know how much you enjoy a hoot.....

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2870 on: December 12, 2023, 01:20:11 pm »
And I know how much you enjoy a hoot.....

:lmao
Missed that  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2871 on: December 12, 2023, 02:09:40 pm »
The X in AXA on Jurgens coat x done by Wolverine?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2872 on: December 12, 2023, 04:03:30 pm »
Driving to Dundee barefoot. I vaguely remember the story. Something like a man got catfished into doing it?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2873 on: December 12, 2023, 04:21:17 pm »
Driving to Dundee barefoot. I vaguely remember the story. Something like a man got catfished into doing it?

It's an Alan Partridge reference (I assume, unless there's something else!)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2874 on: December 12, 2023, 04:24:50 pm »
It's an Alan Partridge reference (I assume, unless there's something else!)
That's what came straight into my mind but I want to hear more about Brian's anecdote!

It's not one of my favourites from Squires but then I'd have just scrawled Hodgson's face onto a nut sack and left it at that.  I guess the Guardian expect a bit more nuance (and talent!) from Squires.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2875 on: December 12, 2023, 04:31:03 pm »
That's what came straight into my mind but I want to hear more about Brian's anecdote!

It's not one of my favourites from Squires but then I'd have just scrawled Hodgson's face onto a nut sack and left it at that.  I guess the Guardian expect a bit more nuance (and talent!) from Squires.

;D

Yeah, Brian's story rings a vague bell, maybe something from Ste Armstrong via The Anfield Wrap or I might be making that up, he had some crazy tales though!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2876 on: December 12, 2023, 04:50:15 pm »
This is the one I was thinking of. Of course it was our fans tricking a Manc!

https://www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-30399253.html
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2877 on: December 12, 2023, 05:02:31 pm »
This is the one I was thinking of. Of course it was our fans tricking a Manc!

https://www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-30399253.html

Ah yeah, I remember it now!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2878 on: December 12, 2023, 06:44:38 pm »
It's an Alan Partridge reference (I assume, unless there's something else!)

Definitely a Partridge reference from when he is depressed (or clinically fed up}
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2879 on: December 19, 2023, 12:54:52 pm »

'David Squires on … Maupay Unwise and other Christmas TV highlights':-

Our cartoonist gets out his highlighter pen and a copy of the Radio Times and guides us through the festive TV schedule

www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/dec/19/david-squires-on-maupay-unwise-and-other-football-related-christmas-tv-highlights
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