Do me. Then change my username.
Do you really feel it's wise to ask a Mod to do you, esp. in a name change thread?
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
I'm up for a festive name please.
First year I've gotten one before asking.A Chrimbo treat!And dodged Effes-esque digital encounters with reindeer, Jim Santa feeling generous this year...
Anyone posting in this thread automatically gets one And I guess I just ran out of innuendos for you - seems you've shagged all the reindeer already.
Fucking hell!How did you know I need to shave my pubes to administer a variety of emollients and lotions?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Oh I like it.. Does that mean I need to put my Christmas tree up now though?
Thanks but I'm uh, worried about you mate
Google it If you like, I could try to make it even creepier...
Oh I see. I'll leave that up to you
Best I don't actually I think this is sinister enough......
This feels like too much pressure.
Better now?
I’m in
Not the first and probably not The last time I’ll be called a diva 👍
Funny you should say that......
Hit me up Turkey toes
You utter bastard
This year, it's my Swans-a-7ing song.
Catchy, I like it