Author Topic: Xmas Name Changes 2023 (probably from 01.12.23 - depending on who's doing it!)  (Read 40603 times)

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Be a shame to break with tradition. Count me in please.

Nice one, very creative
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Christ, didn't even recognise myself with the avatar change too  ;D
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Bethlehem?

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 :)

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Gold surely? Although he probably has enough of that now he's in Saudi.
Your fault ;D ::)

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Your fault ;D ::)
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Happy. Thank you.

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Bethlehem?
Hmm how about

O little Sausage of Bethlehem
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Seems like I've progressed since last year.

EDIT: Wait wtf happened to my profile pic?  ;D

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Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Bethlehem?
A very very very very very very very very very good friend of yours requested it mate.
I just obey the requests.

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Hmm how about

O little Sausage of Bethlehem
Fucking big mouth ;D

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A very very very very very very very very very good friend of yours requested it mate.
I just obey the requests.
A friend? Was it me Mam?

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I was moreafter the reason John. Usually its self explanatory but this feels like it has more of a reason behind it

I do have an idea but not sure

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I was moreafter the reason John. Usually its self explanatory but this feels like it has more of a reason behind it

I do have an idea but not sure
I haven't got a clue mate  ;D  only you knows what goes on in another zoon's bonce.

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We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Happy with mine, thanks.
I feel a little strange inside
A little bit of Jekyll, a little Mr. Hyde

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I haven't got a clue mate  ;D  only you knows what goes on in another zoon's bonce.
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I've had a go, any complaints please direct them to clairethemod@rawktowers.com


 ;D

thanks John, you've done great
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Name change please :wave
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Good work! Loving the commitment
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Good work! Loving the commitment

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Name change please :wave

Rob would probably be good with a short one...
« Last Edit: December 2, 2023, 09:06:51 pm by who the fuck has tukrish delight for chrimbo dinner »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Name change please :wave

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I've kinda got a Christmasy custom title so something similar ☺️

Oh that'll do 👏👏

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Fairytale of New York never fails to get me, can I get a name based on some of the lyrics from it?
You're still the one pool where I'd happily drown

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Fairytale of New York never fails to get me, can I get a name based on some of the lyrics from it?

You scumbag, you maggot you cheap lousy damomad

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You scumbag, you maggot you cheap lousy damomad

Too close to the bone. I’ve a stack of unopened gift sets from last year that will be getting rewrapped and handed out. As is tradition.
You're still the one pool where I'd happily drown

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Stitched up like a turkey!
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I'll give this a go - if only to confuse Gary75 ;) .

(Thinking S-Anthony or something like Santa's Knee but I guess that's the best route to getting stitched up - oops!)
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i'll join in please
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Too close to the bone. I’ve a stack of unopened gift sets from last year that will be getting rewrapped and handed out. As is tradition.
Looks like I'll be getting another Brut 33 gift set off you this year, then.  :(

Don't forget to send it to my new Christmas name or it might not get here.  ;D👍
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Let’s get festive.

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Looks like I'll be getting another Brut 33 gift set off you this year, then.  :(

Don't forget to send it to my new Christmas name or it might not get here.  ;D👍

Brut 33? Do you think last year’s present buyers were made of money? You’ll be getting a Lynx Africa set if you are lucky SoS  ;D
You're still the one pool where I'd happily drown

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Could I also humbly take part in this annual RAWK tradition?
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