This must be the greatest thread ever
Here's mine:
(Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Hodgie, the red-nosed gaffer
had a very shiny CV.
And if you ever saw the CV,
you would even say it glows.
All of the fans and Kopites
just laugh and call him names.
They would never let poor Hodgie
coach in any of their teams
Then one foggy Midnight Eve
Hicksie came and said:
"Hodgie with your CV so bright,
won't you guide my team tonight?"
And all the pundits just love him
as they shout out with glee,
LFC, you greatest ever team,
Here's to you and your history!
Now I am all depressed again
Maybe someone can make a brighter version of this?