How about
c) getting a friend to help you get the leech off your leg?
How exactly?
Only 17M people watched the national side play England in the World Cup. Exactly how many people are supposed "Liverpool supporters" and how many will actually do anything?
Tell you what, a group of you get together and go to the British embassy.
You have my permission to burn as many Union Jack's as you like.
If anyone asks why you are doing it, you could say that it's a metaphor for the destruction of that great British sporting institution by two yank carpetbaggers, Liverpool FC.
Nobody will ask you though. In self-absorbed America I doubt it would registerbeyond people thinking you were protesting against BP.