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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #960 on: September 17, 2023, 06:30:01 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #961 on: September 17, 2023, 06:30:25 pm »
That was a dire game of football. Should of been more time added on, watching arsenal time waste and go down holding their heads against these lot is such small time. It's like a mourinho team. Celebrating once more like they've won the league, only reason Arteta didn't is because of his Everton link.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #962 on: September 17, 2023, 06:30:33 pm »
Everton are really lucky that Luton are in the Premier League this year.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #963 on: September 17, 2023, 06:30:39 pm »
At the hole where he went in
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #964 on: September 17, 2023, 06:30:55 pm »
Everton are like an even worse version of Wimbledon

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #965 on: September 17, 2023, 06:32:44 pm »
Everton are really lucky that Luton are in the Premier League this year.

And Sheffield United. And probably Burnley.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #966 on: September 17, 2023, 06:32:45 pm »
Jesus thank god that's over with.
Chalk that in the ‘time you’re never getting back’ column.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #967 on: September 17, 2023, 06:35:46 pm »
And Sheffield United. And probably Burnley.
Not convinced everton are better than either one. They'll struggle to hit 30 points. It's down to head to head games I think.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #968 on: September 17, 2023, 06:35:55 pm »
And Sheffield United. And probably Burnley.

Yeah but they could spring a surprise and just about manage to survive, whereas Luton definitely remind me of Swindon, when they reached the Premier League, everyone could see from the first few games they were going to set records for how bad they were.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #969 on: September 17, 2023, 06:37:19 pm »
Free hit for that lot today - no way was Dyche taking on Arsenal.

Dont think Dyche was ever in this position that early with Burnley.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #970 on: September 17, 2023, 06:37:25 pm »
Relegation battle already…….luckily Luton are going to take bottom spot.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #971 on: September 17, 2023, 06:37:44 pm »
one point from 5 games hahaha
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #972 on: September 17, 2023, 06:39:44 pm »
Everton weren't going to score if there were 20 minutes of added time.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #973 on: September 17, 2023, 06:41:20 pm »
Great 0-1 draw for Everton today. Moral victory for them.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #974 on: September 17, 2023, 06:42:06 pm »
Free hit for that lot today - no way was Dyche taking on Arsenal.

Dont think Dyche was ever in this position that early with Burnley.


Didn't Dyche's Ev beat Arsenal last season? First game was it?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #975 on: September 17, 2023, 06:50:03 pm »
Free hit for that lot today - no way was Dyche taking on Arsenal.

Dont think Dyche was ever in this position that early with Burnley.



After 5 games in 21/22 Burnley were 2nd bottom with 1 draw and 4 defeats, scored 3 and condeded 9, Everton have scored 1 goal less after 5 this season...

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #976 on: September 17, 2023, 06:51:47 pm »
First time Arsenal have won at the pit for 6 years.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #977 on: September 17, 2023, 06:53:04 pm »
3rd bottom having played 5 games, 2 more than Burnley and 1 more than Luton.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #978 on: September 17, 2023, 07:20:37 pm »
Sky
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Sky keep trying to make Spurs happen. ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #979 on: September 17, 2023, 07:23:50 pm »
Was there much booing at the Pit?, or are they just resigned to being dreadful?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #980 on: September 17, 2023, 07:27:33 pm »
Was there much booing at the Pit?, or are they just resigned to being dreadful?
I heard hardly any though I wasn't paying full attention.

They seemed resigned and deflated. A lot of them left early
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #981 on: September 17, 2023, 07:34:22 pm »
I heard hardly any though I wasn't paying full attention.

They seemed resigned and deflated. A lot of them left early
So they're past Denial and Anger, and moved on to Acceptance haha

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #982 on: September 17, 2023, 07:55:31 pm »
Not bad. Not bad at all ...


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #983 on: September 17, 2023, 07:57:57 pm »
Everton are really lucky that Luton are in the Premier League this year.

Well, 3 clubs get relegated, so that won't help Everton much ...

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #984 on: September 17, 2023, 10:05:25 pm »
And Sheffield United. And probably Burnley.

Still have hope that Burnley will get their act together, but Everton will finish above Sheff Utd and Luton. I know people have a habit of writing off promoted sides early but I'm struggling to see them getting above a 30-35 point threshold.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #985 on: September 17, 2023, 10:39:16 pm »
Still have hope that Burnley will get their act together, but Everton will finish above Sheff Utd and Luton. I know people have a habit of writing off promoted sides early but I'm struggling to see them getting above a 30-35 point threshold.

I'm struggling to see Everton getting above 20pts ;)
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #986 on: September 18, 2023, 01:45:25 am »
And Sheffield United. And probably Burnley.
I reckon Sheffield United will avoid relegation. Luton, Everton and Burnley for me, on current showing that is.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #987 on: September 18, 2023, 02:28:30 am »
Look how much terribleness there is at the bottom:

Luton, Sheffield, wolves, Bournemouth, Burnley, Everton


Like the last few years - there are too many truly bad bad teams such that Everton will get another 17th place finish.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #988 on: September 18, 2023, 08:02:19 am »
Look how much terribleness there is at the bottom:

Luton, Sheffield, wolves, Bournemouth, Burnley, Everton


Like the last few years - there are too many truly bad bad teams such that Everton will get another 17th place finish.

Sheffield, Wolves and Bournemouth have a fight in them though.
Mark my words. Top 8 will be a massive struggle.
We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #989 on: September 18, 2023, 08:11:11 am »
How is that offside?
I don't know the rules anymore... Gabriel's pass is sideways not forward and Beto has attempted to and has blocked the ball altering it's position by 90 degrees.. they give own goals for less deviation
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #990 on: September 18, 2023, 08:25:14 am »
I don't know the rules anymore... Gabriel's pass is sideways not forward and Beto has attempted to and has blocked the ball altering it's position by 90 degrees.. they give own goals for less deviation

It was pointed out to me yesterday the laws changed. The defender has to be in control of the direction the ball goes in, it has to be intentional, so even though Beto was trying to block the ball, it was too close to him for him to control where it went, so deemed offside.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #991 on: September 18, 2023, 08:58:22 am »
It was pointed out to me yesterday the laws changed. The defender has to be in control of the direction the ball goes in, it has to be intentional, so even though Beto was trying to block the ball, it was too close to him for him to control where it went, so deemed offside.

I heard the explanation and it doesnt make sense, how do they know if the player is in control, does it change if messi made that block, hes always in control of the ball. Did they take into account that beto is a headless chicken, thats way too subjective for offside.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #992 on: September 18, 2023, 09:00:35 am »
Read someone say the offside law is football for pedants and that feels about right now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #993 on: September 18, 2023, 02:41:24 pm »
Read someone say the offside law is football for pedants and that feels about right now.
this piece I guess.  the whole thing is like a fucking French farce now ....

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/sep/18/premier-league-10-talking-points-from-the-weekends-action

Gabriel Martinelli’s disallowed goal at Goodison Park was another example of an offside law that has become almost too pedantic to function. The decisive action was a square pass from Gabriel Magalhăes to Declan Rice that was intercepted by Beto.
The ball ricocheted 40 yards in a completely different direction to Eddie Nketiah, who was running away from goal and gained precisely no advantage from being fractionally offside.
He knocked it back to Fábio Vieira, whose through pass was finished majestically by Martinelli.
The goal was disallowed because Beto’s interception, though deliberate, was not a “deliberate play” under the revised laws of the game. Instead of the deflection being one of the myriad variables that make football so compelling, Nketiah was technically offside. Nobody disputed that it was the correct decision, only the extent to which the law is an ass.
When the FA’s Ebenezer Cobb Morley introduced offside in 1863, it was to stop goalhanging, not to give pedants their ikigai.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #994 on: September 18, 2023, 03:21:47 pm »

When the FA’s Ebenezer Cobb Morley introduced offside in 1863, it was to stop goalhanging, not to give pedants their ikigai.

Been saying this for years now, here. All that should matter is where the player has chosen to locate himself with respect to the opposition players and if it's giving him a clear illciit advantage.

Everything else is just the human propensity for jargonification; i.e making things more involved in order to add complexity to something that should be simple
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #995 on: September 18, 2023, 06:41:06 pm »
Been saying this for years now, here. All that should matter is where the player has chosen to locate himself with respect to the opposition players and if it's giving him a clear illciit advantage.

Everything else is just the human propensity for jargonification; i.e making things more involved in order to add complexity to something that should be simple
it's beyond parody that a goal can now be ruled out for offside because:
-- a player was stood right out on the wing next the touchline
-- facing his own goal
-- nowhere near a defender
-- but his arse was an inch closer to the oppo goalie than a defender's foot
-- as the defender was sprinting back into position.

(not saying that's happened, but it could of course)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #996 on: September 18, 2023, 07:27:46 pm »
Really convenient how Neville’s nights off MNF always coincide with another embarrassment.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #997 on: September 18, 2023, 07:41:29 pm »
Fucking hell how big do his feet look in those 😂😂😂😂😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #998 on: September 18, 2023, 07:42:26 pm »
Thomas Frank talking fairly openly on MNF about Brentford tactics and his ideas with Carra picking his brains, I guess he's not giving anything away that isn't already publicly known though.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 16th - 18th September
« Reply #999 on: September 18, 2023, 07:56:29 pm »
goalie booked :lmao

rightly so too