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Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:13 pm »
No surprises so far, we know exactly the level to expect from us these days and so it's proving again. Luckily Chelsea can't hit a barn door so we're still in the game.

Very similar to the Anfield game against these, two really poor sides each hoping to be slightly less shit than the other.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:33 pm »
Just like the team I no longer give a shit.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:33 pm »
We should try winning a few tackles.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:41 pm »
Chelsea are hilarious in front of goal.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:47 pm »
We're so shite, take a point and let's go home.   :butt :butt

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:53 pm »
Jones needs to start every game from now till the end of the season.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:55 pm »
Two teams with zero confidence.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: April 4, 2023, 08:49:58 pm »
We can't seem to pass the ball.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:07 pm »
Poor stuff. Lucky they can't finish or we'd be 2 or 3 down. Midfield as ever offering little defensively, totally unbalanced attack, Matip with one of the worst 30s I've seen. He and we did improve last 15 so that's something I suppose. Diogo needs to wake up, missed an easy pass to Darwin and that at the end when in was poor.

Hopefully we do the classic smash and grab second half, defo set up for it. Fernandez leaves gaps galore, so much space around him and he's too slow to make it up, hopefully we can actually find a pass and take advantage of it. Get Mo on.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:07 pm »
I was lucky enough to miss the Man City game, was it as bad as this??!!!
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:09 pm »
Oh to have Darwin running at them from 20 yards instead of 70

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:14 pm »
Fucking leg this Nunez on the left experiment asap, it’s not working.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:15 pm »
Two bald men fighting over a comb.

Tsimikas was diabolical for forty minutes, finally woke up.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:22 pm »
Well that was shit

Zero confidence at all, some players look like they've never seen a ball before. Any composure on the ball and we can ppay through these, sadly it seems the same the other way

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:24 pm »
We can win this.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:26 pm »
Really surprised Hendo has been invisible. The right side is just not working right now.

Most chances have come from either Firmino dropping deep or Nunez getting a chance to run.

Referee giving a thrown in to Chelsea after Matip won it based on reflex sums how I feel about him.

Thankfully Chelsea are shit.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:34 pm »
Nunez and Gomez with the right idea towards the end there. Challenge Kepa from distance. There's a reason he's conceded so many goal of the season contenders in his time.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:37 pm »
2 mid table teams who look like they can’t wait for the season to end slugging it out  ;D

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #18 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:39 pm »
A team that can create but can't finish against a team that could finish but can't create.

Some our passing from the back has been abysmal.

But there are 3 points in this for us if we can just string a decent move together

Nunez has been very good.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:44 pm »
Konate can be so rash sometimes, him and Matip have been as bad as each other.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #20 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:47 pm »
We should try winning a few tackles.

Can't, every tackle results in a free kick.  Other way round not the same result of course.
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #21 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:52 pm »
What you'd expect overall, but do we need to play these tough away games at a million miles an hour from the first minute? Could have been 2-0 down easily after 5 minutes yet again and will inevitable tire. At least make them work for their chances ffs.

I know he tried but amazed Kavanagh never found a way to give that goal.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: April 4, 2023, 08:50:58 pm »
Add Matip to the list of players who should leave now.  He's been great for us but this season he's a calamity.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:05 pm »
Thank fuck Chelsea can’t finish or we could be about 4 down
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:08 pm »
Half arsed, no conviction. Even the passes were a mess. We’re lucky Chelsea are also incompetent or we’d be 3-0 down by now.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:24 pm »
Went from terrible, to bad, to not out worst away performance over the course of the half which was an improvement I guess. Tsimikas really wants Robertson to be first choice.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:34 pm »
I know Bobby can only play down the middle, but I don't understand spending all that money for Nunez to play him out wide. Bizarre.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:37 pm »
Bit shit really.

Tsimikas had a stinker for half an hour. Nunez and Jones the bright sparks for us.

We can win this tho

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:40 pm »
Firminho has looked good

Tsimikas is proving that he needs to be sold in the summer…

Salah and Trent on to hopefully win this…

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #29 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:45 pm »
So many simple mistakes over and over again. Don't know how we are still in this.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #30 on: April 4, 2023, 08:51:46 pm »
Both teams have been fucking shit. 🤣🤣 Mid table clash at it's finest

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #31 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:02 pm »
2 sides showing exactly why there are mid table teams right now.

Firmino has been bright
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #32 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:04 pm »
Get Darwin down the middle
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #33 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:06 pm »
So poor again. Jones has been decent, Ali and Hendo good and best I’ve seen Jota all season. The rest are so tentative in everything they’re doing. The worst thing about this is they are utter dogshit, if we were just half decent we’d batter them.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #34 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:07 pm »
First 35 mins was as bad as anything this season.

Tactic seems to be give it Nunez in space and hope he can do the rest

Jota doesn't really bring us anything.

Lack of cohesion with these players is clear.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #35 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:12 pm »
There’s 100% a stonewall penalty coming up being ignored under the pretence of ‘the referee is letting the game flow’. Predictably laughable referee (and of course the old three minute VAR check for a very clear offside)

Doing alright for a side with zero confidence and players out against a new manager bounce. Unlucky not to score at the end
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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #36 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:17 pm »
I will admit that Jurgen is probably a marginally better manager than me, but why oh why are we still shoving Nunez out on the left, it's frying my tiny brain.
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #37 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:19 pm »
Got a feeling we are gonna nick a 1-0 here. Chelsea having one of “our” games where we miss a ton of sitters and the other team nicks it.

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #38 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:20 pm »
Jones needs to start every game from now till the end of the season.

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He is even slower and ponderous on the ball than Milner!

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Re: Half time: Chelsea 0-0 Liverpool
« Reply #39 on: April 4, 2023, 08:52:21 pm »
these are there for the taking..
team looks better with the freshen up. Will only grow in confidence 2nd half. Jones looking decent..
up front, should be Gakpo salhah, and Nunez
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