The vending machine in work has just fauiled to fully dispense my white chocolate "crunch" bar.
This resulted in me purchasing a packet of cheese and onion walkers in the futile hope that during their fall into my collection area, they may actually displace the aforementioned crunch bar.
It never worked.
Luckily, the crisps never got stuck behind the crunch bar, how i would have guffawed at that one.
My final attempt was to resort to the old fashioned shaking of the machine.
The machine has now gone into shut down mode, and will not even allow me to make any further purchases.
What a fucking shambles.