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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #240 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:34 pm »
Pure genius by Koeman. ROFL.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #241 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:36 pm »
 :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #242 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:47 pm »
Wank.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #243 on: September 23, 2017, 04:39:02 pm »
Saints with lots of possession but don't remotely look like scoring.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #244 on: September 23, 2017, 04:39:22 pm »
Loved this.  :lmao


ByFellainibetadanGERRARDon 19 March 2012
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Tears.. rolling down my cheek after watching this one. Moyes will forever be an Everton legend and will go down ad the greatest manager in our illustrious folklore history. I knew when Moyes first walked in to Goodison, tall, powerful and brave like the attractive stallion Brad Pitt lookalike he is, I knew we had something special to look forward and oh how we haven't been disappointed. Who could forget the Andy Johnson derby, what a night I will never forget, I wanted to kiss his bald head and hug him all night ! They may have won the Champions League, but we beat them so bad in that match God himself was applauding from the heavens. Also the the brilliant trophies we've won, especially the finishing above liverpool trophy in 04/05, what a proud moment, again they won the champions league but who cares about that micky mouse trophy! Might I add a trophy we would have won if Collina had not so cruelly disallowed Duncan Ferguson's (who needs Christian Vieri?) bullet goal, we were destined to win the trophy that year but we were robbed. Moyes was of course very humble about it all, he even waited nine years before revealing that hot balls were used in the draw so we faced tougher opposition, you see Moyes was so great that the UEFA warlords were worried that had he won this trophy he and Everton would become so great that even Lionel Messi would be banging on Goodisons old wooden doors begging us to sign him up. And who could forget the prestigious Everton cup, the most famous coveted trophy of all time, and seeing Moyes and Arteta lift the trophy left me feeling so emotional I just grabbed the nearest thing (the mrs) and made love to it right there (imagining that she was Moyesy of course!).
David Moyes I cannot wait for the next ten years, more glory, tears and memories await us.

Was hilarious, as usual one of them took the bait & had to reply with the usual venom. :D
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #245 on: September 23, 2017, 04:39:43 pm »
Eddie Howe needs to sort their defence out and quickly because I don't think they'll score enough to make up for their shortcomings.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #247 on: September 23, 2017, 04:39:58 pm »
the 2nd comming of Jelavic

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #248 on: September 23, 2017, 04:40:50 pm »
Another DVD coming out guys.

September to Remember - the Oumar Niasse story
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

Hey Claus, fuck off.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #249 on: September 23, 2017, 04:41:10 pm »
And Koeman tried to bin this top PL talent off to Hull. Clueless.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #250 on: September 23, 2017, 04:42:34 pm »
Hat-trick for Morata.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #251 on: September 23, 2017, 04:43:17 pm »
September to Remember - the Oumar Niasse story
the Senegalese Lazarus

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #252 on: September 23, 2017, 04:43:25 pm »
Poor set of results this, banana skins avoided for our rivals. Ahh well.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #253 on: September 23, 2017, 04:43:34 pm »
Eddie Howe needs to sort their defence out and quickly because I don't think they'll score enough to make up for their shortcomings.

I was saying this at the end of last season. They conceded a fair few amount of goals last season (4th most) and clubs that don't seem to rectify that problem end up paying for it the following season. They signed Ake and Begovic, but they still look poor at the back

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #254 on: September 23, 2017, 04:43:47 pm »
4-0 to City the owl working his magic already. ;D
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #255 on: September 23, 2017, 04:43:59 pm »
United how the fuck are they winning this

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #256 on: September 23, 2017, 04:44:16 pm »
That moment when Burnley and Huddersfield have conceded less than you.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #257 on: September 23, 2017, 04:45:07 pm »
I was saying this at the end of last season. They conceded a fair few amount of goals last season (4th most) and clubs that don't seem to rectify that problem end up paying for it the following season. They signed Ake and Begovic, but they still look poor at the back

Quite, defensively they've been one of the worst teams in the league since they got promoted, there's only so long you can rely on your attack overperforming before it catches up to you.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #258 on: September 23, 2017, 04:45:41 pm »
4-0 to City the owl working his magic already. ;D

And Man Utd and Chelsea still to come in their next two games

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #259 on: September 23, 2017, 04:46:29 pm »
, there's only so long you can rely on your attack performing before it catches up to you.

We know

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #260 on: September 23, 2017, 04:46:39 pm »
fuck me...twat of a day on the results front
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #261 on: September 23, 2017, 04:46:48 pm »
At the hole where he went in
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Hear what little Red-Eye saith:
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #262 on: September 23, 2017, 04:46:53 pm »
September to Remember - the Oumar Niasse story

I cannot wait....
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #263 on: September 23, 2017, 04:47:46 pm »
Bloody hell, even fucking Delph has scored.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #264 on: September 23, 2017, 04:48:11 pm »
United preparing to bring on defensive players in a desperate bid to hold on.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #265 on: September 23, 2017, 04:48:48 pm »
fuck me...twat of a day on the results front
Wouldn't matter if we were any good.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #266 on: September 23, 2017, 04:48:53 pm »
Man City's goal difference is +19 after 6 games.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #267 on: September 23, 2017, 04:49:09 pm »
fuck sake, saints attack is woeful.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #268 on: September 23, 2017, 04:49:15 pm »
City's last 3 league games...

5-0
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #269 on: September 23, 2017, 04:49:20 pm »
Wouldn't matter if we were any good.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #270 on: September 23, 2017, 04:49:28 pm »
United preparing to bring on defensive players in a desperate bid to hold on.

Bang avearge imo ,

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #271 on: September 23, 2017, 04:50:01 pm »
Man City's goal difference is +19 after 6 games.

Hardly a surprise the money they have spent.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #272 on: September 23, 2017, 04:50:31 pm »
Man City's goal difference is +19 after 6 games.

They're like my old CM Tsigalko games, except less interesting to watch and have a worse manager.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #273 on: September 23, 2017, 04:50:40 pm »
Hardly a surprise the money they have spent.

Effectively we're 9 points behind already, though we are yet to play this weekend of course. They need to stop winning soon.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #274 on: September 23, 2017, 04:51:04 pm »


Chucky the Doll in his earlier years with some really fucking ugly microphone!

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« Reply #275 on: September 23, 2017, 04:51:08 pm »
Corner to Soton come on.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #276 on: September 23, 2017, 04:51:36 pm »
Don't know how City can be stopped.. The bigger sides will need to try and take their points away because they will blow away any slightly average side.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #277 on: September 23, 2017, 04:52:05 pm »
Jose you prick

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #278 on: September 23, 2017, 04:52:22 pm »
Shitcoat sent off, acting the c*nt as per.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #279 on: September 23, 2017, 04:52:57 pm »
Mourinho you thundercunt. The little wave to the bench. Bell.