I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Who the fuck is co comms on Sky. Utter moron.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
Don Goodman
Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!
Nunez been superb.
That blirt on co commentary is shocking. So biased.
Can't see us not scoring again here as Fulham are leaving themselves wide open to a counter attack. So impressed with Bradley again