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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2005, 10:32:26 am »
Aye, very likely.

And this:

Is utter bollocks.   It doesn't happen like that and its not that quick.

And people do still put animals in microwaves, not to dry them but to kill them - horribly.

does the first part of your post not contradict the second part of your post ?
maybe not , could be that im still pissed....

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2005, 10:50:09 am »
I don' think that equating treatment of an animal with treatment of a human being is a justifiable argument. However, overt cruelty has no place in a modern society, and that is why she was punished with a jail sentence. And life moves on.

There are far worse things happening every day in the UK and around the world that are genuinely horrific. So I personally find the righteous indignation of animal lovers slightly distateful when there are many more worthy subjects of scorn in the world.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2005, 10:56:01 am »
does the first part of your post not contradict the second part of your post ?
maybe not , could be that im still pissed....

No hon.  What I'm saying is that there are loads of "drying out" stories doing the rounds which may or may not have happened.  But to say an animal exploded within 30 seconds is utter bollocks.   That doesn't happen.  Its far slower and far more cruel than that.   They cook.  The eyeballs first.   And it takes a long time - not 30 seconds.  But having said that, even if it did, 30 seconds suffering extreme agony can seem quite a long time to those enduring it, don't you think?
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2005, 11:17:27 am »
There are far worse things happening every day in the UK and around the world that are genuinely horrific. So I personally find the righteous indignation of animal lovers slightly distateful when there are many more worthy subjects of scorn in the world.

If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2005, 11:33:09 am »
If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.
St. Francis of Assisi


the world is full of nutters already.
i dont think a few rawkites worrying about cats is going to stop lads murdering fellow lads.
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thats not to say i dont feel compassion and pity mind.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2005, 11:44:00 am »
the world is full of nutters already.
i dont think a few rawkites worrying about cats is going to stop lads murdering fellow lads.
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could be that im still pissed....

I'm sure a nice lie down will do you the world of good.
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2005, 12:56:01 pm »
Feel sorry for the cat, but after reading the story again was reminded of that song "You spin me round like a record, baby"

Dunno why.
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2005, 01:04:59 pm »
Feel sorry for the cat, but after reading the story again was reminded of that song "You spin me round like a record, baby"

Dunno why.

Perhaps because you're a sad bastard?
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2005, 01:09:31 pm »
Perhaps because you're a sad bastard?

People will put a different value on the life of animal. That's why many of us eat them. Some people will make a joke out of a situation that may you may find upsetting or irritating, especially on an open forum like RAWK, which caters for all kinds of folk. My advice in this particular instance would be to ignore it.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2005, 01:10:55 pm »
Perhaps because you're a sad bastard?

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2005, 01:44:49 pm »
Perhaps because you're a sad bastard?

Or perhaps he's not yet been sectioned under "Maggie Mays Misery Laws" where humour of any sort is banned. I'm really not sure why you're on such a wobbler over this, Woman commits horrible sick act, woman goes to prison. Haven't heard one person on here condone or excuse what she did but that doesn't mean the whole subject should be out of bounds for anyone else to comment on.
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2005, 01:46:18 pm »
People will put a different value on the life of animal. That's why many of us eat them. Some people will make a joke out of a situation that may you may find upsetting or irritating, especially on an open forum like RAWK, which caters for all kinds of folk. My advice in this particular instance would be to ignore it.

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i was going to say , its going to be a sad day on RAWK where you can't go 3 or 4 threads without finding something you disagree with or someone that drives you potty
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2005, 01:48:54 pm »
I actually have to say, there is not much lightening up 'enning' to be done here. Its pure cruelty and pure harshness on show here. How you can find it funny I don't know. Im sure you'd all think differently if it was your sister, your brother or your baby child you hypocrits.

First of all my brother wouldn't fit in the washer.

Obviously you'd all be laughing when a random boxer who goes to the gym has an axe to your balls.... That would be great wouldn't it.

Twats.

And secondly this seems far too specific to be a random comment, when did this happen then?
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2005, 01:55:52 pm »
My Brother once put me in the Tumble Dryer ! Oh yes I've know fear! :P (True by the way)

I wouldn't think a boxer would be able to hold an axe due to the lack of opposable thumbs

*whispers*

Ohhhhh I get ya, no that would not be a laughing matter.
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2005, 02:18:36 pm »
Or perhaps he's not yet been sectioned under "Maggie Mays Misery Laws" where humour of any sort is banned. I'm really not sure why you're on such a wobbler over this, Woman commits horrible sick act, woman goes to prison. Haven't heard one person on here condone or excuse what she did but that doesn't mean the whole subject should be out of bounds for anyone else to comment on.

I don't think it's the commenting on that is the problem, it's the joking about. Maggie obviously feels very deeply about this (and about a lot of other things), and she feels strongly enough about it to go as far as rescuing animals that have been cruelly treated. So she probably doesn't think it is a suitable subject for the sort of black humour you get a lot of on here (and which I enjoy as well most of the time).

Before anyone starts telling people to "lighten up" just imagine if someone was telling jokes or making remarks about a subject close to your heart and think about how you would react.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2005, 02:26:03 pm »
First of all my brother wouldn't fit in the washer.

Lucky for him then.

'First of All' - what is that meant to mean? You wouldn't care?

Dont give me that bollocks, if it was one of your own kind the humour on here would stop very fast.

But im sure you'll all fight with Maggie for the 'right to make sick cat jokes'. Such a good cause, I wish you well in your conquest. Twats :)
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2005, 02:30:54 pm »
Lucky for him then.

'First of All' - what is that meant to mean? You wouldn't care?

Dont give me that bollocks, if it was one of your own kind the humour on here would stop very fast.


But im sure you'll all fight with Maggie for the 'right to make sick cat jokes'. Such a good cause, I wish you well in your conquest. Twats :)


i think its just that some of us are more in touch with our feline side than others.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2005, 02:35:25 pm »
If I had access to GIS in work i would be desperately looking for an image of a boxer with an axe. Quite why it is making me giggle so much I am not sure!
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2005, 03:56:39 pm »

Is anyone else worried by the fact that (going back to the original story)

This woman is a MOTHER OF THREE CHILDREN!!!


She justifies murdering her cat because "it scratched her". (I can imagine she was probably winding it up in the first place)

What happens when the baby wakes her up in the middle of the night? Does she put it in the tumble drier? What about when one of her teenage kids slaps her? Does she cart out the Kitchen Devils and have a hack?

I propose her kids be removed from her, i) for their own protection, and ii) so they have a chance of growing up without a psycho mother!!!

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2005, 04:47:16 pm »
whilst admittedly is a tad harsh on the cat, the bickering on this thread is quite amusing.


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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2005, 05:23:04 pm »
Surely a custodial sentence of 6 weeks is far too short? Considering that most prisoners are released after serving only one third of their sentece this would mean that she could serve only two weeks. Absolutely disgraceful I say. Six years is much more appropriate for taking the life of a defenceless animal.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #61 on: October 20, 2005, 06:46:27 pm »
Aye, very likely.

And this:

Is utter bollocks.   It doesn't happen like that and its not that quick.

And people do still put animals in microwaves, not to dry them but to kill them - horribly.

Its 100% true, il find the case name and citation for you now. We learnt about it in a subject called "Obligations A" on my law course. I'm not bullshitting you!
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #62 on: October 20, 2005, 11:21:51 pm »
If I had access to GIS in work i would be desperately looking for an image of a boxer with an axe. Quite why it is making me giggle so much I am not sure!

best i could find

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #63 on: October 20, 2005, 11:22:59 pm »
whilst admittedly is a tad harsh on the cat, the bickering on this thread is quite amusing.





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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #64 on: October 20, 2005, 11:27:05 pm »
I think people who mistreat or dont look after their pets are very horrible people. I would walk to the ends of the earth to look after my dog.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2005, 11:36:21 pm »
Lucky for him then.

Look i don't really believe that washing machine assaults constitutes one of the major forms of attack in this country at the moment. Hardly one of the bigger issues of the day.

Dont give me that bollocks, if it was one of your own kind the humour on here would stop very fast.

If it was one of my kind i would be the first cat in history to have mastered the ability of human language, computer keyboard skills , ability to utilise a mouse (without eating it)  and able to login to a RAWK user account .

Humour is intrinsically linked to ill fortune a lot of the time, doesn't make it right its just a natural thing we do. I remember reading about one of those people that won the Darwin award a few years ago( the Darwin awards basically being a contest of people too stupid to survive the evolutionary struggles we  face) There was a response to a wildfire on the south of France's Cote d'Azur and it was billed as a marvel of modern fire-fighting technology. Two specially-built flying boats zoomed in, skimmed the waters of the Mediterranean, scooping vast amounts of water into their belly tanks, and then dropped the water on the hillside fire. All was jolly and the wine flowed freely until a body was found in the ashes.

 The coroner found that the gentleman had apparently fallen from a great height, suffering serious injuries before being burned to death. The report further noted that the victim was wearing a bathing suit, snorkel, and swim fins.

Did i sit back and think "oh how sad , what must his family have thought" did i bollocks, after snorting tea out of my nose for nearly two minutes I thought " what an unlucky twat"

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2005, 11:38:21 pm »
I think people who mistreat or dont look after their pets are very horrible people. I would walk to the ends of the earth to look after my dog.

wouldn't he be knackered after all that.

To be honest anyone who tortures animals has clearly got a screw loose but thats hardly a great suprise with all the everyday shit you read about
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2005, 11:49:06 pm »
Humour is intrinsically linked to ill fortune a lot of the time, doesn't make it right its just a natural thing we do.

Did i sit back and think "oh how sad , what must his family have thought" did i bollocks, after snorting tea out of my nose for nearly two minutes I thought " what an unlucky twat"



Really?     Fancy cracking a few Hillsborough jokes then?
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2005, 11:52:12 pm »
If I had access to GIS in work i would be desperately looking for an image of a boxer with an axe. Quite why it is making me giggle so much I am not sure!




Come on RAWK lets ave it and you can bring your fuckin dinner as well.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #69 on: October 21, 2005, 01:14:35 am »
Evil aul coont.. hope the gets a fuckin pastin in chokey.. bring on Queen Bea and the freak.. cut her good gals
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #70 on: October 21, 2005, 01:26:39 am »
Never hit a woman in my entire life...

but I wouldn't hesitate to beat several shades of shit out of her.

Fucking c*nt  :no

Harming animals really is the lowest of the low.
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #71 on: October 21, 2005, 01:39:01 am »
Really?     Fancy cracking a few Hillsborough jokes then?

I wanted to say that, but felt it was perhaps over the line, but as you've mentioned it, exactly... I think perhaps the mood would be quite different if that happened or if someone 'spotted' a message board joking about how we pissed on the dead. We could log on and joke about it as well couldn't we. Hahahaha.

KevinDublin (@ your pic) , another one who simply seems to be on the board just to post 'humorous' material. You must seriously log on  here with the growing intent to take the piss out of something, do you get bullied at work? Not got that promotion? Something getting you down? Why not take it out on RAWK, who cares if it offends people, it wil be a good craic.

 
i think its just that some of us are more in touch with our feline side than others.

My sides are splitting, wait a second while I re adjust them.

Look i don't really believe that washing machine assaults constitutes one of the major forms of attack in this country at the moment. Hardly one of the bigger issues of the day.

If it was one of my kind i would be the first cat in history to have mastered the ability of human language, computer keyboard skills , ability to utilise a mouse (without eating it)  and able to login to a RAWK user account .

I really wonder why I am preparing a response for something as pathetic as that. No, its not one of the biggest issues of the day, but obviously in 1989 when the Sun took the piss out of us and all their readers did it was mucho different then wasn't it, obviously then it was uncalled for and a subject that shouldn't be laughed upon.

I had pets when I was younger and take my mates dog on walks all the time and if some bitch decided to do that to any of the pets I had or his dog, I would be mightily upset if something that cruel happened to them, especially after spending great times with them... I feel I am opening myself up to more pisstakes (something quite common on here) but fuck it, fire away  :wave

By one of your kind, I meant if something similarly harsh happened to your family. Nearest alternative I can find is if some prick locks your dad/son/brother -whoever in a room (cellar? ) nwith no access to air apart from the door he was put through until he dies. - Unrealistic, but look at the other side of the story. That would be a shame, but forget that!, why bother being concerned when you could post it on here if it happened and we could all crack some amazing jokes about it. You could even enter it in that Darwin award thing and we could vote for it!! Think of the possibilities.

As for you 'eating the mouse' joke. Quality. Seriously, I spat my coffee all over the computer screen. Have you ever though of doing stand up Fudge?
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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #72 on: October 21, 2005, 01:42:33 am »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/4353300.stm
I have never hit a woman in my life, but I would get cramp kicking that horrible bitches head in...... :no :no :no

Above is the comment I put on here yesterday. I stand by that.

I will join in with puns and skits about loads of different matters, but this one no. I'm sorry if anyone disagrees here, but  pure sick springs to mind.
This thread to me now has gone way beyond the joke, and in my opinion should have been locked long before all the crap and winding Maggie up because you know she cares , that's how it seems to me now....

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2005, 02:14:04 am »

This is News and Current Affairs.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2005, 02:30:23 am »
To be honest i can't see how this post has turned to hilborough,i just cant see how they compare.People have differant out looks on life so get over it if ya don,t like it ignore it.As for the bitch that killed the cat well she will get hers,could be worse  like the mother who dropped her 3 kids off the pier sick fuck. The pieace about the bather did make me laugh its a common reaction,like when you see someone hurt themselve you laugh before you ask if they are ok.If anyone says they have never done that they can piss off.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #75 on: October 21, 2005, 02:39:14 am »
This is News and Current Affairs.

Boozer's that-a-way >>>> Dink



I agree Barney Boozer's that-a-way >>>>  so if People want puns and jokes go there, as long as we don't hurt anyones feelings.... :wave

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #76 on: October 21, 2005, 03:00:06 am »
Anyone know how the washing machine is doing?

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #77 on: October 21, 2005, 03:00:21 am »
Above is the comment I put on here yesterday. I stand by that.

I will join in with puns and skits about loads of different matters, but this one no. I'm sorry if anyone disagrees here, but  pure sick springs to mind.
This thread to me now has gone way beyond the joke, and in my opinion should have been locked long before all the crap and winding Maggie up because you know she cares , that's how it seems to me now....


And thank God there are people who do care...the world would be a lot worse off without them.

There may well be more horrific things going on around the world, but that doesn't mean you can't display revulsion at an act as sick as this one.

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #78 on: October 21, 2005, 07:19:47 am »
Fudge.

To be honest I love a sick joke.

I choose my company very careful when doing so.

You may learn yet young Jedi.

To do it in public is insensitive & asking for trouble.

If you were in a pub & I overheard you & Maggie face to face verbaling this, both of you total strangers to me, I would've twatted you one mate. Only one. Doesn't matter who you are. How big. How old. Whether you are martial arts trained or not. You would either be stone cold out or your chin, cheek, whatever would be broken. Whether you believe me or not is irrelevant.

The thing is, I want you to spend a little time reflecting on this scenario. It might give you a clearer perspective of what is going on in this thread.

Don't take this as a threat. It isn't meant that way. So no need to get all defensive or macho on me. :butt

Sincerity & a desire to be better understood is all that is required.

Not baiting!

Any of us would end up walking alone if we didn't try to build bridges.

Not baiting!

Just some words of advice to save you grief in the future.

Hope this helps you clean up your act.

P.S. Don't forget to boil & spinwash when cleaning up said act. ::)

P.P.S. Sorry Maggie. Thought the P.S. was appropriate. :-*
« Last Edit: October 21, 2005, 08:52:37 am by Mystic Red »

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Re: Woman Boils Cat In Machine And Goes To Prison
« Reply #79 on: October 21, 2005, 08:33:13 am »
Agree with Mystic in that I don't mind the odd poor joke myself but try not to come out with them when others might be offended.  May calm prevail.