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'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« on: October 16, 2005, 12:41:42 am »
Secret plan to evacuate Commons
David Cracknell, Political Editor
 
MEMBERS of parliament and peers will be evacuated from Westminster in the event of a terrorist attack to sit at a stately home in Hampshire, leaked plans reveal.

Under the codename Operation Delta, all parliamentarians, Commons officials, police, catering staff and the media would be transferred to the alternative site within three hours of the emergency.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1827847,00.html

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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2005, 08:21:57 am »
Its only taken them 300 years to react to the Guy Fawkes incident  ;D
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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2005, 10:12:55 am »
Hope whichever prick leaked this will spend a few years at HM's pleasure - now the terrorists know exactly where to place a follow up device and how long it will take them all to get there, so they don't even need to be there to detonate it, just leave it on a timer.

Wankers who sign the Official Secrets Act (and they must have to be able to get this to leak) and then do things like this fucking wind me up, they'd have been shot as spies not long ago. Tossers.
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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2005, 12:48:59 am »
Hope whichever prick leaked this will spend a few years at HM's pleasure - now the terrorists know exactly where to place a follow up device and how long it will take them all to get there, so they don't even need to be there to detonate it, just leave it on a timer.

Wankers who sign the Official Secrets Act (and they must have to be able to get this to leak) and then do things like this fucking wind me up, they'd have been shot as spies not long ago. Tossers.

Couldn't have said it any better myself - Bastards.
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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2005, 12:53:39 am »
Hope whichever prick leaked this will spend a few years at HM's pleasure - now the terrorists know exactly where to place a follow up device and how long it will take them all to get there, so they don't even need to be there to detonate it, just leave it on a timer.

Wankers who sign the Official Secrets Act (and they must have to be able to get this to leak) and then do things like this fucking wind me up, they'd have been shot as spies not long ago. Tossers.

Ridiculous isnt it, is probably a leak but anybody think this may have the Scum's 'Investigative Journalists' paws over this one?...appeared in Murdoch's Times newspaper so wouldnt suprise me at all, it would be just like the twats :no

Arent all that many stately homes left in Hampshire now either and it wouldnt take too much finding...In fact it is scandalous!

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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2005, 10:23:17 am »
Hope whichever prick leaked this will spend a few years at HM's pleasure - now the terrorists know exactly where to place a follow up device and how long it will take them all to get there, so they don't even need to be there to detonate it, just leave it on a timer.

Wankers who sign the Official Secrets Act (and they must have to be able to get this to leak) and then do things like this fucking wind me up, they'd have been shot as spies not long ago. Tossers.

I think they might have a back up plan. i am surprised they are not making use of all the bolt holes they had ready in the eighties when all the nuclear threats were around.
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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2005, 06:22:19 pm »
Hope whichever prick leaked this will spend a few years at HM's pleasure - now the terrorists know exactly where to place a follow up device and how long it will take them all to get there, so they don't even need to be there to detonate it, just leave it on a timer.

Wankers who sign the Official Secrets Act (and they must have to be able to get this to leak) and then do things like this fucking wind me up, they'd have been shot as spies not long ago. Tossers.


Hey BigDav, just playing devil's advocate here but... (Having watched Spooks) maybe a red herring 'leaked' by MI5 to throw potential terrorists off the real scent - but at the same time make them look like they have a contingency for what would happen (which I'm sure they do, and I would imagine is secret enough to keep it out of the hands of undercover journo's!

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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2005, 07:34:15 pm »
Hope whichever prick leaked this will spend a few years at HM's pleasure - now the terrorists know exactly where to place a follow up device and how long it will take them all to get there, so they don't even need to be there to detonate it, just leave it on a timer.

Wankers who sign the Official Secrets Act (and they must have to be able to get this to leak) and then do things like this fucking wind me up, they'd have been shot as spies not long ago. Tossers.

Was just thinking something along those lines, but with less swearwords. Really bright idea, tell everyone where they will be evacuated to so that they can bomb that place as well ::)

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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 07:38:38 pm »
Was just thinking something along those lines, but with less swearwords.

 :-[ I get wound up by things like this
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Re: 'Commons' To Move To Hampshire If Terrorists Attacked
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2005, 10:58:52 pm »
imagine, all those politicians who have ripped us off, lied to us, misled us, claimed to be representing us, lined their own pockets, decieved us, held information back, sold everyone down the river, let businesses get away with lack of health and safety to build their profit, sent men to die in a war  for profit...imagine, poor things how would we survive without them???



i mean its not like were loosing anyone important is it
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