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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22000 on: March 19, 2012, 06:37:10 PM »
Dumb fucks!

They really are a shower of bitter bastards.

Every morning I wake up and thank god I was born a Red.

Same here and not bitter like those beauts.

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« Reply #22001 on: March 19, 2012, 06:41:09 PM »
I hope we get these bitter bastards in the semis just so we could smash them. 5-0 ought to it. Everton's fans are a true joke. More concerned about us than their own club.
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22002 on: March 19, 2012, 06:42:02 PM »
Liz 88. That's name and IQ, right?
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22003 on: March 19, 2012, 06:51:45 PM »
I don't want them to get as far as facing us, even thats too much to bare. We'd never hear the end of how they're gonna beat us at Wembley.

Most bitters I've spoken to are talking as though they've already beaten Sunderland. Sorry, but I want their season to be over ASAP and that means going out of the cup even before we get the chance to do it.

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« Reply #22004 on: March 19, 2012, 07:01:56 PM »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads  :wanker
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22005 on: March 19, 2012, 07:05:40 PM »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads  :wanker

Some of this stuff should probably be forwarded to the Merseyside bizzies.  Fucking morons.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22006 on: March 19, 2012, 07:09:10 PM »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads  :wanker
and they have the nerve to call us racist bastards

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« Reply #22007 on: March 19, 2012, 07:19:15 PM »
and they have the nerve to call us racist bastards
It's a religion not a race, still it's discriminative though.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22008 on: March 19, 2012, 07:27:49 PM »
What I have just read from some of these comments is absolutely dispicable stuff of the highest order. Horrible and truly sick stuff.


Bitter isn't fitting for them. Bastards is.
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« Reply #22009 on: March 19, 2012, 07:32:57 PM »
What I have just read from some of these comments is absolutely dispicable stuff of the highest order. Horrible and truly sick stuff.


Bitter isn't fitting for them. Bastards is.

did you expect anything else from them?
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« Reply #22010 on: March 19, 2012, 07:38:06 PM »
"Knowing Everton, we'll beat both Sunderland and the RS and then lose in the final....."

:lmao

Knowing Everton they'll get twatted in both.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22011 on: March 19, 2012, 07:41:00 PM »

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« Reply #22012 on: March 19, 2012, 07:44:33 PM »
please tell me thats a fake.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22013 on: March 19, 2012, 07:48:16 PM »
It's real.... I imagine the DVD itself is just the game they beat us 3-0 repeated 10 times.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22014 on: March 19, 2012, 07:53:49 PM »
Can't wait to find out the 10 games  ::)

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David Moyes first walked through the doors of Goodison Park on Thursday 14 March 2002. On his arrival he coined the phrase The People s Club and if that didn t instantly win him the hearts of all Evertonians, then the win against Fulham less than 48 hours later certainly did! Since then, there have been far more highs than lows and to celebrate his tenth anniversary as manager of Everton Football Club he has selected his favourite games. MOYES TEN FROM TEN is a personal journey through the manager s favourite ten matches of his Everton reign and this DVD includes highlights of them all as well as interviews with key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard. (Actually, there are eleven matches featured because David Moyes asked for an extra one and who were we to refuse!!) It s been an eventful ten years and MOYES TEN FROM TEN is the perfect way for all Evertonians to celebrate!


So, basically, fuck the "10 from 10 idea, and lets stick 11 in".

I reckon:

- His first game
- The 7-1 against Sunderland
- Beating us 1-0 in 2004
- Beating us when Hodgson was manager
- Knocking us out the FA Cup
- A defeat in the FA Cup Final
- Winning the 4th place cup in 2005
- The game that "kept them up" in 2002 (not sure what one, but bet there will be one)
- Beating Villereal in the first leg... (note: the second leg wont be shown, hot balls and all that)

Anything I have missed? And that is only 9...
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22015 on: March 19, 2012, 07:54:21 PM »
Ah bless

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« Reply #22016 on: March 19, 2012, 07:54:34 PM »
http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1332170336.html

It's a bit sad when you think about it.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22017 on: March 19, 2012, 07:58:31 PM »
Why do you have to load a different page to view every post?

From the look of that site I am surprised there aren't MS-DOS error messages.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22018 on: March 19, 2012, 08:01:07 PM »
It's a religion not a race, still it's discriminative though.
all religions are dangerous bullshit.  I'm the ultimate hater. :P
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« Reply #22019 on: March 19, 2012, 08:02:46 PM »
3-0 over us will be number 1. The Gosling winner will be in there, the 2-0 last season when Roy was here and probably the Carsley derby aswell.
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« Reply #22020 on: March 19, 2012, 08:05:03 PM »
5 of his favourite games include us getting beat by other teams  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Fancy bringin a DVD out for winning fuck all small time bastards  ;D
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #22021 on: March 19, 2012, 08:05:49 PM »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads  :wanker

Such horrible c*nts

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« Reply #22022 on: March 19, 2012, 08:06:51 PM »
3-0 over us will be number 1. The Gosling winner will be in there, the 2-0 last season when Roy was here and probably the Carsley derby aswell.

and why not, that's 3 fcuking trophies for em.

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« Reply #22023 on: March 19, 2012, 08:06:51 PM »
Can't wait to find out the 10 games  ::)

Listend on Amazon here - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332186731&sr=1-4


So, basically, fuck the "10 from 10 idea, and lets stick 11 in".

I reckon:

- His first game
- The 7-1 against Sunderland
- Beating us 1-0 in 2004
- Beating us when Hodgson was manager
- Knocking us out the FA Cup
- A defeat in the FA Cup Final
- Winning the 4th place cup in 2005
- The game that "kept them up" in 2002 (not sure what one, but bet there will be one)
- Beating Villereal in the first leg... (note: the second leg wont be shown, hot balls and all that)

Anything I have missed? And that is only 9...
Oh the famous win against Fulham 48 hours after his appointment, how could we forget...
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."

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« Reply #22024 on: March 19, 2012, 08:07:24 PM »
5 of his favourite games include us getting beat by other teams  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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« Reply #22025 on: March 19, 2012, 08:07:37 PM »
Regarding those Hillsborough comments, fuck them, they're the bunch of c*nts that want to drag the Everton name through the mud then let them, I know a lot of decent blues who'd twat people for less than that, so lets not tar all of them with the same brush.

Still bitter though ;)

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« Reply #22026 on: March 19, 2012, 08:09:31 PM »
3-0 over us will be number 1.

He's admitted that's his best game during his decade in charge. Not winning at Wembley to get to his only cup final, or beating Sunderland 7-1, but beating us 3-0 in a league game. Actually thinking about it, there probably aren't  many games to choose from. How are they going to stretch it to 10 games?
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« Reply #22027 on: March 19, 2012, 08:10:58 PM »
He's admitted that's his best game during his decade in charge. Not winning at Wembley to get to his only cup final, or beating Sunderland 7-1, but beating us in a league game in controversial circumstances. Actually thinking about it, there probably aren't  many games to choose from. How are they going to stretch it to 10 games?

Probably have highlights of Athens in 2007 and a montage of Manchester United's league victory in 2010 to pad it out.
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« Reply #22028 on: March 19, 2012, 08:11:04 PM »
He's admitted that's his best game during his decade in charge. Not winning at Wembley to get to his only cup final, or beating Sunderland 7-1, but beating us 3-0 in a league game. Actually thinking about it, there probably aren't  many games to choose from. How are they going to stretch it to 10 games?
They probably included their youth wins over us.
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."

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« Reply #22029 on: March 19, 2012, 08:11:36 PM »
NSNO: Lizz88 Wrote:

"we wont be allowed to win.

dalgliesh will suck the FA's cock and they will tell the ref to send off felli or JH in the 12th min.

will award 3 penalties to the RS and disallow our goal.

just so the dick head victims can have a nice Hillsborough memorial"


C*nt   :butt

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« Reply #22030 on: March 19, 2012, 08:13:07 PM »
Showed my blue mate on facebook, his response ;D

"Seen that before man, and as i said before its fucking embarrassing when your celabrating your 10year in charge by bringing a dvd out of 10 fucking premier league games, this club gets me down sometimes doing shit like this"

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« Reply #22032 on: March 19, 2012, 08:16:00 PM »
Why do you have to load a different page to view every post?

click "view thread" under the thread title to see all the posts, that's if you really want to read the shite on there

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« Reply #22034 on: March 19, 2012, 08:28:03 PM »

Very subtle :lmao

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« Reply #22035 on: March 19, 2012, 08:30:12 PM »
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« Reply #22036 on: March 19, 2012, 08:37:01 PM »
Reviews
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David Moyes first walked through the doors of Goodison Park on Thursday 14 March 2002. On his arrival he coined the phrase The People s Club and if that didn t instantly win him the hearts of all Evertonians, then the win against Fulham less than 48 hours later certainly did! Since then, there have been far more highs than lows and to celebrate his tenth anniversary as manager of Everton Football Club he has selected his favourite games. MOYES TEN FROM TEN is a personal journey through the manager s favourite ten matches of his Everton reign and this DVD includes highlights of them all as well as interviews with key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard. (Actually, there are eleven matches featured because David Moyes asked for an extra one and who were we to refuse!!) It s been an eventful ten years and MOYES TEN FROM TEN is the perfect way for all Evertonians to celebrate!

They pretty low standards at that club. 

The extra one was the game which took place on his 10th Anniversary.  Shame it didn't go to plan. 

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« Reply #22037 on: March 19, 2012, 08:39:01 PM »
key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard.

fucking rat pack right there.
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« Reply #22038 on: March 19, 2012, 08:39:52 PM »
http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,22231.120.html

As if she lost family members stupid lying bitch, she probably wasnt even born when it happened and like a lot of them who go on about heysel they wernt born when that happened either yet they never stop fuckin goin on about it !!!!
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« Reply #22039 on: March 19, 2012, 08:40:52 PM »
key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard.

fucking rat pack right there.

 :lmao :lmao
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