Topic: ITV are really scraping the barrel now.

[Withnail]

itv's greatest ads is on soon.excuse me, but aren't the ads the things they fill the gaps with between the programs you want to watch ?

[hooded claw]

Given the standard of most of their output, the ads are a safer bet.

[Withnail]

i've given up tv now, everynight there is a tribute to this or that. sickly , grovelly c-list celebs singing songs by bands that they have never even heard of, introduced by cock suckers like donny osmond who pretend to know the thousands of glittery pigs in the audience.

[Barney_Rubble]

3 is the least used button on my remote, then 4...

[JonnyCigarettes®]

Bathe her and bring her to my tent.