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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1640 on: October 8, 2018, 08:44:53 AM »
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1641 on: October 8, 2018, 09:08:30 AM »
Says 'Crosby Nick' from Slough.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1642 on: October 10, 2018, 07:40:58 PM »
JŁrgen Klopp does not adapt to English Football.  English Football adapts to Jurgan Klopp.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1643 on: October 10, 2018, 07:49:13 PM »
Those fuckers give me the absolute heebie jeebies.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1644 on: October 10, 2018, 09:21:06 PM »
A lad i know killed a spider once.After he killed it,he went to bed and other Spiders turned up later on whilst he was asleep.They ended up attacking him.Eating half of one of his feet and a bit of his nose..

Turns out that when they die they leave a smell that only other spiders can smell for miles around,and if you have this smell on you,they will feast


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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1645 on: October 11, 2018, 09:19:12 AM »
A lad i know killed a spider once.After he killed it,he went to bed and other Spiders turned up later on whilst he was asleep.They ended up attacking him.Eating half of one of his feet and a bit of his nose..

Turns out that when they die they leave a smell that only other spiders can smell for miles around,and if you have this smell on you,they will feast


Poor bastards never been the same.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1646 on: February 13, 2019, 06:47:32 PM »
JŁrgen Klopp does not adapt to English Football.  English Football adapts to Jurgan Klopp.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1647 on: March 1, 2019, 11:37:55 PM »
Who wants a nightmare tonight? Oh, you do! :wave
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It was almost midnight in the Peruvian Amazon when scientists from the University of Michigan heard a scratching noise in the leaves and saw a dinner plate-sized tarantula dragging a opossum along the forest floor. The spider had grabbed the opossum -- a small furry creature known as a mouse opossum -- by the neck and it was still twitching when the scientists found the pair...
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1648 on: March 1, 2019, 11:40:26 PM »
Ticks off Peruvian Amazon off the list of places to visit. Fuck that.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1649 on: March 2, 2019, 02:29:34 AM »
Just Incase I ever thought of going to the amazon. Yup nooooope.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1650 on: March 2, 2019, 05:24:09 AM »
Who wants a nightmare tonight? Oh, you do! :wave


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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1652 on: March 5, 2019, 10:30:53 AM »
Redback attacks brown snake in amazing video https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/redback-attacks-brown-snake-in-amazing-video/news-story/0a646a59aa71c66446926da9c76533a7

Terrifying scenes as redback eats baby brown snake for dinner https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/terrifying-scenes-as-redback-eats-baby-brown-snake-for-dinner/news-story/50a82b2dd1a36e8793f39200ed264082

I say this before watching the video (and I probably never will!) but redbacks donít scare me as much as Huntsmen, the tubby abdomened weirdos.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1653 on: March 5, 2019, 09:36:53 PM »

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1654 on: March 5, 2019, 09:47:49 PM »
I fear that if today's performance is not a final straw for Klopp

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1655 on: March 5, 2019, 11:04:26 PM »
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1656 on: March 6, 2019, 09:47:45 AM »


Car thieves are getting more and more inventive ;D

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1657 on: March 6, 2019, 01:27:13 PM »
I don't mind fat, hairy slow spiders, even giant ones. But that ^^^ long legs, skinny, fast, big? Yeah, no. Just no. Sneaking into my car? No. No. No.

I'd prefer a tarantula over a huntsman in my house any day.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1658 on: March 6, 2019, 01:36:58 PM »
Whole bunch of nope on this page of the thread.
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« Reply #1659 on: March 6, 2019, 03:41:12 PM »
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1660 on: September 3, 2019, 10:56:39 PM »
If your ear is itchy right now, I know what's causing it. :wave

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1661 on: September 4, 2019, 04:40:42 PM »
Fucking spiders are everywhere.  I've had to hoover up 4 massive ones in the last 7 days from my living room. I'm expecting to find more. Hate the c*nts! :no
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1662 on: September 4, 2019, 04:59:11 PM »
Spiders are cool

I encourage them as they get rid of really annoying creatures such as flies
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1663 on: September 4, 2019, 05:13:13 PM »
Spiders are cool

I encourage them as they get rid of really annoying creatures such as flies
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« Reply #1664 on: September 4, 2019, 05:27:12 PM »
Spiders are cool

I encourage them as they get rid of really annoying creatures such as flies
Nah I'd rather have ten flies in my room than a big fuck-off spider that hides under your pillow and runs faster than a dog.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1665 on: September 10, 2019, 09:57:00 AM »
Was a massive crusty one by the front door of our building yesterday evening, right above where we put the access code in. Fucked it off and went to the other door round the side instead.

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« Reply #1666 on: September 10, 2019, 01:37:09 PM »
Was a massive crusty one by the front door of our building yesterday evening, right above where we put the access code in. Fucked it off and went to the other door round the side instead.
You didn't leave all your belongings and immediately move house?  That would've been the sensible and rational course of action.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1667 on: September 10, 2019, 02:05:37 PM »
You didn't leave all your belongings and immediately move house?  That would've been the sensible and rational course of action.

Having burnt it to the ground first of course.

Caught sight of a big fucker in our bath as I brushed my teeth before bed the other night. Left it for my wife to deal with in the morning which she duly did. Iím right in thinking they canít climb out of baths are t I? Felt like a bit of a reckless gamble!

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« Reply #1668 on: September 10, 2019, 02:06:48 PM »
Was a massive crusty one by the front door of our building yesterday evening, right above where we put the access code in. Fucked it off and went to the other door round the side instead.

Probably saw you coming and slipped round the back too...

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« Reply #1669 on: September 10, 2019, 03:51:33 PM »
Having burnt it to the ground first of course.

Caught sight of a big fucker in our bath as I brushed my teeth before bed the other night. Left it for my wife to deal with in the morning which she duly did. Iím right in thinking they canít climb out of baths are t I? Felt like a bit of a reckless gamble!

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« Reply #1670 on: September 12, 2019, 05:42:06 PM »
I was painting the shed yesterday so went inside to get a paintbrush out of a bag hanging up on the shed wall. I opened the bag and inside was one of these monsters.

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It was so big that I could hear it walking inside the bag when I put it on the floor to let it escape.  :o
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« Reply #1672 on: September 12, 2019, 06:33:27 PM »
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« Reply #1673 on: September 12, 2019, 09:27:54 PM »
I've got a dinky one living in my house.  Saw it in the bathroom yesterday so I let it be.  It's a new build so I don't think most bugs have figured out a way in yet, but I've had a terrible time with those itty bitty fruit flies, so the more help I have with the little sob's the better.

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« Reply #1675 on: September 14, 2019, 04:40:07 PM »
This monster has just chased me down the driveway.


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« Reply #1676 on: October 10, 2019, 10:39:10 PM »
Just saw a big bastard outside my kitchen window so started filming it and as Iím filming one about ten times the fucking size (the female Iím guessing?) comes into view! Thank fuck that window doesnít need opening for about a year now.
I fear that if today's performance is not a final straw for Klopp

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« Reply #1677 on: October 10, 2019, 10:52:11 PM »
Just saw a big bastard outside my kitchen window so started filming it and as Iím filming one about ten times the fucking size (the female Iím guessing?) comes into view! Thank fuck that window doesnít need opening for about a year now.

So did the female eat the male then?

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1678 on: October 11, 2019, 01:16:33 AM »
So did the female eat the male then?

Did he burn down the house????

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1679 on: October 12, 2019, 09:22:24 PM »
So did the female eat the male then?
Don't they usually have a shag then eat the male?