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« Reply #1680 on: October 12, 2019, 09:28:54 PM »
Don't they usually have a shag then eat the male?

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« Reply #1681 on: October 12, 2019, 11:16:21 PM »
Awww, this is cute! Like a little 8-legged kitten or puppy. :)

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« Reply #1682 on: October 12, 2019, 11:21:57 PM »
I'd strangle the person who ever pranked me like this! :lmao

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« Reply #1683 on: October 13, 2019, 01:04:27 AM »
Awww, this is cute! Like a little 8-legged kitten or puppy. :)



So important to remember that peacock spiders are less than a centimetre across.

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« Reply #1684 on: October 13, 2019, 10:27:18 AM »
I'd strangle the person who ever pranked me like this! :lmao



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« Reply #1685 on: October 13, 2019, 11:53:25 AM »
We've had hardly any this year, think the cats might have munched them
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« Reply #1686 on: October 13, 2019, 01:13:01 PM »
^

Got loads in the garage, had a lot of Daddy long legs in the summer, now a lot of the fat bodied ones living around the garage doors. So long as they stay out of my stuff they can carry on living there. Not seen any in the house this year.

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« Reply #1687 on: October 13, 2019, 01:20:33 PM »
Don't they usually have a shag then eat the male?

Well, they might as well make a night of it.
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« Reply #1688 on: October 13, 2019, 01:21:53 PM »
Well, they might as well make a night of it.

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« Reply #1689 on: October 13, 2019, 05:08:43 PM »
Well, they might as well make a night of it.
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« Reply #1690 on: October 13, 2019, 05:11:27 PM »
:o

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Indeed.  ;D
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« Reply #1691 on: October 13, 2019, 05:37:44 PM »

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« Reply #1692 on: October 13, 2019, 05:38:58 PM »
Yesterday there was just the big one and the legs of the small one left, and today the big ones gone. Probably setting up home in my damp ridden wine cellar.
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« Reply #1693 on: October 13, 2019, 07:15:53 PM »
A lad i know killed a spider once.After he killed it,he went to bed and other Spiders turned up later on whilst he was asleep.They ended up attacking him.Eating half of one of his feet and a bit of his nose..

Turns out that when they die they leave a smell that only other spiders can smell for miles around,and if you have this smell on you,they will feast


Poor bastards never been the same.
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« Reply #1694 on: October 14, 2019, 12:13:59 PM »
Not spider related, but I've got a problem with slugs in my house.  I don't know where they're coming in, but there's always trails on the living room carpet, kitchen worktop etc.  I've caught a few f*ckers lounging around too.  Tried salt, poison, everything.

Anyway, I made a spag bol on Saturday night.  Drained the pasta in a colander, put it in a big bowl and poured the bolognese sauce over it.  Settled town to eat, had a few mouthfuls, then looked down and saw the biggest slug you've ever seen mixed within the pasta and sauce. 

I've been put off spag bol for life now.  And I'm planning on moving house very soon!  :puke2

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« Reply #1695 on: October 14, 2019, 01:54:18 PM »
Not spider related, but I've got a problem with slugs in my house.  I don't know where they're coming in, but there's always trails on the living room carpet, kitchen worktop etc.  I've caught a few f*ckers lounging around too.  Tried salt, poison, everything.

Anyway, I made a spag bol on Saturday night.  Drained the pasta in a colander, put it in a big bowl and poured the bolognese sauce over it.  Settled town to eat, had a few mouthfuls, then looked down and saw the biggest slug you've ever seen mixed within the pasta and sauce. 

I've been put off spag bol for life now.  And I'm planning on moving house very soon!  :puke2

They come in under the floor, I always find trails in ours too.

I once shoved my hand inside a box of cereal and hit this massive slug - it all goes in sealed containers now

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« Reply #1696 on: October 14, 2019, 03:42:11 PM »
Not spider related, but I've got a problem with slugs in my house.  I don't know where they're coming in, but there's always trails on the living room carpet, kitchen worktop etc.  I've caught a few f*ckers lounging around too.  Tried salt, poison, everything.

Anyway, I made a spag bol on Saturday night.  Drained the pasta in a colander, put it in a big bowl and poured the bolognese sauce over it.  Settled town to eat, had a few mouthfuls, then looked down and saw the biggest slug you've ever seen mixed within the pasta and sauce. 

I've been put off spag bol for life now.  And I'm planning on moving house very soon!  :puke2
I'm just at work at the moment and after seeing a toilet overflowing with nasty pieces of faeces and some food on top, I didn't think I'd come across anything more disgusting but your story has just topped it.  :puke2

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« Reply #1697 on: October 14, 2019, 03:44:20 PM »
I'm just at work at the moment and after seeing a toilet overflowing with nasty pieces of faeces and some food on top, I didn't think I'd come across anything more disgusting but your story has just topped it.  :puke2
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« Reply #1698 on: October 14, 2019, 03:48:56 PM »
Obviously didn’t season the mince properly
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« Reply #1699 on: October 14, 2019, 04:07:07 PM »
So important to remember that peacock spiders are less than a centimetre across.

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I think those little jumping spiders are the coolest things. They seem rather tame, and they are fun to watch as they patrol around. I understand how people can be in a tizzy over tarantulas, huntsmen, etc, but jumping spiders rule. :thumbup
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« Reply #1700 on: October 14, 2019, 04:39:15 PM »
Daddy longlegs and small house spiders are sound, don’t bother me..  soon I see one with hair on it I feel an icy shudder all over.
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« Reply #1701 on: October 18, 2019, 04:32:00 PM »
They come in under the floor, I always find trails in ours too.

I once shoved my hand inside a box of cereal and hit this massive slug - it all goes in sealed containers now

Should have chucked a spider in there with it.
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« Reply #1702 on: October 18, 2019, 04:45:16 PM »
I think those little jumping spiders are the coolest things. They seem rather tame, and they are fun to watch as they patrol around. I understand how people can be in a tizzy over tarantulas, huntsmen, etc, but jumping spiders rule. :thumbup

Yeah.  Jumping spiders can be cute. :)







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« Reply #1703 on: December 4, 2019, 03:15:24 PM »
Very festive.  ;D
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« Reply #1704 on: December 7, 2019, 12:37:45 AM »
Anyone seen that Huntsman colony picture - Jesus Christ

Can't post it here as the credit was from The Scum Twat Bastard Shithouse C*ntstain paper

On deeper investigation credit is Bush Heritage Australia - however that above was associated
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« Reply #1705 on: December 8, 2019, 01:27:56 AM »
A thousand thundering thrills await me

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« Reply #1706 on: December 8, 2019, 03:04:03 AM »
Very festive.  ;D
Haha

Don't mind the wee bastids, unless they sneak up on ya, like any bug i suppose

I miss my wing mirror spider/s, when smoking always tried to flick away from their webs cos they did not like it, theyd come out straight away and flick off the ash, basically saying WTF dude.. and if they were out sunbathing or watevers they always scampered back into their nest and buckled up when i started the engine cos they knew they were going for a wee trip
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« Reply #1707 on: December 8, 2019, 10:09:43 AM »
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The female of the species is more deadlier than the male?

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1708 on: December 8, 2019, 10:22:17 AM »
Yeah.  Jumping spiders can be cute. :)





As a kid I was fascinated by them, the mottled grey variety used to be quite common in our garden back in L12 during the summer time, and I would sometimes just sit and watch them for a while as they patrolled around the hot paving slabs doing their thing.

I recall reading somewhere back then that they use their palps, that's the two furry bits it's waggling at the front, to signal to each other rather like a flag semaphore message or even deaf and dumb signing and that it's complex and yet to be decoded which made me wonder if maybe sometimes they are trying to talk to us too?
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« Reply #1709 on: December 8, 2019, 10:50:50 PM »
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male?
:-X

I used to get spider library books and leave them randomly open in different rooms in my flat so I would see the picture.
In the past I've used this thread similarly.
It does work a bit.
Apparently, too, keen spider spotters sometimes need to take a big breath when they come across a large one unexpectedly.

Oricum, it's 'deadlier', or 'more deadly'.

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And it has right now occurred that you may have been using 'more deadlier' deliberately, but not as a lure to catch fish, rather as a web.  :)
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« Reply #1710 on: December 8, 2019, 11:22:46 PM »
I was just quoting a Space lyric which I think is what paisley was doing to.

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« Reply #1712 on: December 9, 2019, 12:02:04 PM »
Christ. And they’re just the baby ones presumably. Burn that fucker to the ground!

Nope, just read it. They’re of all ages, just blissfully co-habitant and plotting the demise of the human population. Lovely.
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« Reply #1713 on: December 9, 2019, 05:33:32 PM »
I was just quoting a Space lyric which I think is what paisley was doing to.

But thanks for the lesson. Did you leave the books open for others to see and be scared by? You monster!

Is that the actual lyric, haven't heard that song for ages  :)

No, if I did that and my little sister came round she'd beat the crap out me.  :)

Edit: that picture above is terrifying, the bloke who took it must be as scary as they are.
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« Reply #1714 on: December 9, 2019, 05:39:35 PM »
Would you just try and quietly put the lid back on though, or petrol bomb it and hope they don’t survive?
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« Reply #1715 on: December 9, 2019, 08:22:10 PM »
Did you see the huntsmans (correct term, I read the article) on In a Celebrity crawling over Jacqueline’s head? Horrible, you can picture them doing that while people are sleeping. How I survived 9 months in Australia I have no idea.

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« Reply #1716 on: December 9, 2019, 08:28:55 PM »
Did you see the huntsmans (correct term, I read the article) on In a Celebrity crawling over Jacqueline’s head? Horrible, you can picture them doing that while people are sleeping. How I survived 9 months in Australia I have no idea.

What about where she had to hold one in her mouth? She's terrified of spiders, so they dump 50 on her head then make her hold one in her mouth.


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« Reply #1717 on: December 9, 2019, 08:49:29 PM »
That’s what I was talking about. That’s horrific but it’s the other one that casually saunters down her face that really shits me up!

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« Reply #1718 on: December 9, 2019, 09:04:58 PM »
That’s what I was talking about. That’s horrific but it’s the other one that casually saunters down her face that really shits me up!

He's off seeing what his mate is up to.

Just think, they are only babies and fully grown will cover her face

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« Reply #1719 on: December 9, 2019, 09:37:48 PM »
They must see all the crickets and cockroaches that get added into those trials too and think they’re at their equivalent of a Harvester all you can eat buffet.