Topic: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'

[PattoLFC]

One thing that really annoys me is something that people say to me quite a lot (mostly girls in my year or the year below)

As my name is similar to that of Robert Pattinson's, they always say to me "You should feel privileged to share the your name with Robert Patterson!"  This really irritates me because

A) Its Pattinson anyway not Patterson
B) I was called it long before he was famous
and C) I dislike this Robert/Edward Love that's going around 

[OldCold]

One thing that really annoys me is something that people say to me quite a lot (mostly girls in my year or the year below)

As my name is similar to that of Robert Pattinson's, they always say to me "You should feel privileged to share the your name with Robert Patterson!"  This really irritates me because

A) Its Pattinson anyway not Patterson
B) I was called it long before he was famous
and C) I dislike this Robert/Edward Love that's going around 

Use it to your advantage lad.

[Chakan]

One thing that really annoys me is something that people say to me quite a lot (mostly girls in my year or the year below)

As my name is similar to that of Robert Pattinson's, they always say to me "You should feel privileged to share the your name with Robert Patterson!"  This really irritates me because

A) Its Pattinson anyway not Patterson
B) I was called it long before he was famous
and C) I dislike this Robert/Edward Love that's going around 

One small bottle of glitter and you will be swimming in it!

[Phil M]

It ALDI Pens who is sending the text I suppose.

ALDI Pens - sounds like a dodgy american soft metal group, or something.

[PattoLFC]

Use it to your advantage lad.

Didn't think of it like that

One small bottle of glitter and you will be swimming in it!

I shall invest tomorrow and tell you all how it goes....

[Chakan]

ALDI Pens - sounds like a dodgy american soft metal group, or something.

Sounds like self cleaning adult diapers

[Kahuna{=}Berger]

One thing that really annoys me is something that people say to me quite a lot (mostly girls in my year or the year below)

As my name is similar to that of Robert Pattinson's, they always say to me "You should feel privileged to share the your name with Robert Patterson!"  This really irritates me because

A) Its Pattinson anyway not Patterson
B) I was called it long before he was famous
and C) I dislike this Robert/Edward Love that's going around 

Who the fuck is Robert Patterson?

EDIT: Googled him. Twilight, eh?  That, as said, could well be used to your advantage!

[OldCold]

ALDI Pens - sounds like a dodgy american metal group.

Second time someone has commented on my usage of the term "ALDI Pens".

I ended telling the other person to fuck off earlier today, it is a perfectly normal term that is used in the english language.

[Lent§]

"lad" Oh dear.

No one would start on me mate anyway, i'm 6'6.

I'll do a video review for you all when my Jordans arrive.

It might convert you.

Use it to your advantage lad.

Whoops

[Chakan]

Second time someone has commented on my usage of the term "ALDI Pens".

I ended telling the other person to fuck off earlier today, it is a perfectly normal term that is used in the english language.

It's not a word though.

[OldCold]

Whoops

Cringe.

Well played.

[Lent§]

It's not a word though.

Is it not 'all depends' just in a cockernee accent?

[OldCold]

Is it not 'all depends' just in a cockernee accent?

Not thought of it like that, suppose so.

People say it round here like it's the norm.

["Nookie".]

The person in question, does have unlimited texts.

Next.

Why do you have minutes if you think that by calling them it's wasting them. It's not wasting them unless you call someone and don't speak you moron. If you spoke, you're using them. And you're gonna pay for them anyway, you may as well use them.

[OldCold]

Why do you have minutes if you think that by calling them it's wasting them. It's not wasting them unless you call someone and don't speak you moron. If you spoke, you're using them. And you're gonna pay for them anyway, you may as well use them.

I ration my minutes.

This person was not worthy of them at that moment in time.

["Nookie".]

I ration my minutes.

This person was not worthy of them at that moment in time.

Then why fucking complain when they thought you weren't deserving of their texts?

The slow walkers thing has been done on here, but when you said "regardless of tone" I'm guessing you didn't say it nicely. Say it nicely and people gladly move out of the way. Say it like a c*nt and they'll treat you like a c*nt.

Should change your name to Victor Meldrew. You just whinge about everything, even though you being a moaning bastard is probably causing, or at least contributing to, half the shite you're moaning about.

Oh, and learn which way up to hold your phone. Your video is upside down. Idiot.

[Lent§]

Now now boys, calm down eh!

["Nookie".]

Now now boys, calm down eh!

I'm being calm and rational. Wonder what OldCold will be like when he comes in here..

[OldCold]

Then why fucking complain when they thought you weren't deserving of their texts?

The slow walkers thing has been done on here, but when you said "regardless of tone" I'm guessing you didn't say it nicely. Say it nicely and people gladly move out of the way. Say it like a c*nt and they'll treat you like a c*nt.

Should change your name to Victor Meldrew. You just whinge about everything, even though you being a moaning bastard is probably causing, or at least contributing to, half the shite you're moaning about.

Oh, and learn which way up to hold your phone. Your video is upside down. Idiot.

Hmm, okay, time to put you in your place then.

Firstly, don't tell me how to say things, if people are walking at a snails pace, I use a tone of voice that lets them know I am annoyed. It's not like they're going to do anything, given my physical stature (not being big headed, i'm 6'6 it's intimidating to some people) therefore it gives me the freedom to act like a c*nt towards people who deserve to be treated in such a manner.

Secondly, I don't "whinge" about everything. I am quite happy go lucky, and I don't wake up annoyed. If people act like idiots, they annoy me, and thus make me annoyed for the rest of the day. I also am not a "moany bastard", I tell it how it is, I am a man of action, i'm not some person who will stand there and say nothing, I speak up and I speak my mind.

Thirdly, I have allready discussed the technical difficulties with regards to the video, and they have been spoken about in another thread, so stop digging up old graves.

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

Ya done.

[Phil M]

i'm 6'6 it's intimidating to some people) therefore it gives me the freedom to act like a c*nt towards people who deserve to be treated in such a manner.

Secondly, I don't "whinge" about everything. I am quite happy go lucky, and I don't wake up annoyed. If people act like idiots, they annoy me, and thus make me annoyed for the rest of the day. I also am not a "moany bastard", I tell it how it is, I am a man of action, i'm not some person who will stand there and say nothing, I speak up and I speak my mind.

 

It's like the gift that keeps on giving!

[Lent§]

I love OldCold. 'I'm a man of action' 'i'm a man mountain' and 'it ALDI Pens' are my favourite quotes of his. Comedy gold

[Eileen]

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

You have some serious issues.

["Nookie".]

Hmm, okay, time to put you in your place then.

Firstly, don't tell me how to say things, if people are walking at a snails pace, I use a tone of voice that lets them know I am annoyed. It's not like they're going to do anything, given my physical stature (not being big headed, i'm 6'6 it's intimidating to some people) therefore it gives me the freedom to act like a c*nt towards people who deserve to be treated in such a manner.

Secondly, I don't "whinge" about everything. I am quite happy go lucky, and I don't wake up annoyed. If people act like idiots, they annoy me, and thus make me annoyed for the rest of the day. I also am not a "moany bastard", I tell it how it is, I am a man of action, i'm not some person who will stand there and say nothing, I speak up and I speak my mind.

Thirdly, I have allready discussed the technical difficulties with regards to the video, and they have been spoken about in another thread, so stop digging up old graves.

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

Ya done.

I don't think I need to say anything, you said it all yourself.

[Buzz Killington]

Old Cold is brilliant, you got put in your place Nooks

[Phil M]

You have some serious issues.

Let alone his taste in trabs.

[Lent§]

Let alone his taste in trabs.

Ahem 'Sneaks'

[Eileen]

Let alone his taste in trabs.

Don't mock his trabs, they're quality, yeah. That's just how he rolls.

[alonsoisared]

ALDI Pens 

["Nookie".]

Old Cold is brilliant, you got put in your place Nooks

Did I? Some bloke on the internet as good as calls himself a c*nt, and seems to have a "I can do what I want" complex because he says he's bigger than everyone else. I got bored of that video, but tell me, is this 6ft6" man mountain shown in there? Or is he just some brat that hasn't grown up yet.

[Buzz Killington]

Sarcasm you donkey.

[Lent§]

Did I? Some bloke on the internet as good as calls himself a c*nt, and seems to have a "I can do what I want" complex because he says he's bigger than everyone else. I got bored of that video, but tell me, is this 6ft6" man mountain shown in there? Or is he just some brat that hasn't grown up yet.

He's got size 14 feet, he's a fucking man mountain Nooks, be careful!

["Nookie".]

Sarcasm you donkey.

I got that. Read the PM.

[Phil M]

OldCold doesn't deserve all this hate, what he needs at this time in his life is guidance and understanding, a lifecoach if you will.

So who wants to volunteer?

["Nookie".]

He's got size 14 feet, he's a fucking man mountain Nooks, be careful!

Well crouchie's 6ft7", probably has bigger feet.. I'm a quivering wreck

["Nookie".]

OldCold doesn't deserve all this hate, what he needs at this time in his life is guidance and understanding, a lifecoach if you will.

So who wants to volunteer?

Can I nominate a team?

Macca, Harvest, and Mouth.

[amir87]

OldCold doesn't deserve all this hate, what he needs at this time in his life is guidance and understanding, a lifecoach if you will.

So who wants to volunteer?

I think it's only fair I put my hand up for this.

[OldCold]

I think it's only fair I put my hand up for this.

Nah, your alright.

["Nookie".]

I think it's only fair I put my hand up for this.

Might have to ask him if he's into that, but he's gansta, so he'll be game.

[amir87]

Nah, your alright.

You will be too when I'm through with you young man.

[Lent§]

Nah, your alright.

Fair play!

Can I nominate a team?

Macca, Harvest, and Mouth.

Harvest?! Really?! OldCold will be falling in bonfires in no time!